ITT: Ask a SoCal Lesbian

ITT: Ask a SoCal Lesbian

Suicide when?

Threesome?

do you get along with gay guys or do lesbians and gay guys just hate each other

Have you unironically considered gassing yourself?

When the Coronado Bridge is next available. The traffic is a bitch, though.

Yeah. I totally believe, that lesbians browse Sup Forums.

I don't hate gay guys. I think they can be obnoxious but it really depends on the guy. Most gay guys are cancer.

Do you like manly girls like some of us like fem dudes?

morons

If she can pull off the haircut, hell yeah I'd date a Butch girl. Current gf is rather femme. I consider myself a flannel lesbian, somewhere in between.

Only if you put a towel over your junk :>

Lesbian detected!

I don't usually, but I'm bored as fuck. You guys are pretty funny, though. I should come here more often.

Probably single. No such thing as a single lesbian in socal.

Yes.

>No such thing as whites in SoCal
You might be salvageable.

Salvage me daddy. I need it.

Are you the man in the relationship?

Are you fat and/or ugly? How's your foot game?

Yep. I told you, I'm the one with the flannel.

Yeah sure. Just go back to the liberal boards.

REPENT OF YOUR SCISSORING WAYS AND FIND A 180lb CHAD

I weigh about 160. It's in the tits and hips, but I'm a little bigger I suppose. Foot game weak :

I went on craigslist and answered an ad for a "lesbian" who wanted a man to lick her pussy. No penetration at all.

Was she really a curious lesbian? She seemed to enjoy riding my face.

I'm in North County btw, off the 78. Was it you?

Give your life to my Lord and savior Jesus Christ, repent of your sinful ways and he will help guide you away from your degeneracy and promise you everlasting life in eternity...

Or... you can continue living unrighteousnessly and burn in eternal hellfire!

God gave you freewill. Use it wisely. Time is running out!

Post tiddies come on do it for the team if moot bans you we will chimp out raid that faggot

>SoCal
Is that something like NatSoc?

No loss then.

>180lb chad
>implying thats a chad weight
kek
weightlet

Are you ugly like the rest of you dykes?

Post tits as proof. Your girlfriend's too.

Are you white? If so do you hate your own skin?

How do you feel about "fucking white males"?

things i miss in california are quality weed and non-autistic people

whats is it like to live in socal without the tech people of norcal? i would miss that theres no my own black guy bringing my groceries, doordash food and top shelf med. weed and driving the car for me

Brb eating lunch at panera

What's it like to know you'll never have legitimate children of your own? Come back and answer this question when you are in your 30s.

I didn't say he had to weigh a lot.

M8 she's mentally ill, they don't think rationally.

Tits and a timestamp or get the fuck out.

You know the rules cunt.

>Brb eating lunch at panera

Dyke confirmed

hmm id like citizenship there tired of autistic finns and cold weather ty

Panera was a big deal in 2006.

This. Otherwise this thread is just trolling.

U like munching that rug?? Huh?? Whattsa matter wit u?? How bout u suck on this BIC (Big Italian Cock), eh?? You want soma this Alfredo sauce on ya face?? The white sauce, eh? ... Ohhhh!!! You dirty whua!!

Is it true lesbians were just never fucked properly by a good alpha?

They all use dildos anyways so clearly they don't have a problem with dicks.

Fins is super dank in SoCal. Way better than Rubios.

please kys fag

Just gimme a sec! I'm at Panera, it's 12:19 lunchtime, so just be patient. :v