What is happening in Venezuela? Seems to be falling apart

What is happening in Venezuela? Seems to be falling apart

Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world.

Bernie Sanders told me their economy is great and that socialism works especially when you add brown people.

NOT REAL SOCIALISM REEEEEEEEEE

LETS TRY IT AGAIN REEEEEEEEE

H-hot !

State capitalism/socialism failing as usual.

Kinda feel bad for the young people there. People here love to espouse 'hurr voted for socialism, that's what u get'. But the socialist rape train started 18 years ago. You have an entire generation of young adults who've been thrust into a failed state with no say in the matter. So good on them for taking the fight to Maduro.

Also, that girl is really hot.

Collapse similar to the soviet union. Get on the ground now to buy those cheap industries! Or be first in line to extend credit to the new government.

Dat muscle tone/malnutrition

If Venezuela is so bad how did she get implants?

cummunism

If you like fit women..


Is it possible these protests will escalate to civil war?

"Lack of food" yet this bitch is more muscular than me

I want to smell her armpits, sniff her sweaty asshole, lick her toned belly, and drink her pee and sweat!!!

Fucking this. I want to buy Venezuelan Government Junk Bonds after the upcoming regime change. Pic related.

Are those Jordans? Dats Bourgeois yo!

I'd swear that Choam Nomski was saying the same few years back, but nowadays he claims that he never heard about any Ven Ezuela and thinks he is some exotic dancer.

help

>These days, the American dream is more apt to be realized in South America, in places such as Ecuador, Venezuela and Argentina, where incomes are actually more equal today than they are in the land of Horatio Alger. Who's the banana republic now?"

Bernie is a scumbag

Hey now, no complaining now, a washed out American socialist said that you live in paradise on earth, so it must be true.

How's it going?

People don't like the effect socialism has had on their standard of living.

Muh dig.

how are things where you are, any rioting?

It will work next time...just give it a chance.

Yeah, I am sure they didn't complain when they were handed out the FreeeeeShit©.

Can anyone explain why the police and military continue to support Maduro?

venezuelan women are given mandatory breast implants on their 15th birthday

Got any more of her?

>What is happening in Venezuela?

The Jews have jewed the oil prices in order to fuck Venezuela over -- the CIA has tried two or three times to stage a coup. Now they're trying to starve them out. Install the usual Jew-approved leader.

You're not really exaggerating that much. There is a cult of female beauty in Venezuela; it's insane.

Chavez was a military officer, the "chavismo" ideology have an military aspect to it. This and the fact that both Chavez and Maduro spended billions with the army(giving new toys and such, maintaining it soldiers in able condition, just like North Korea) and a shit ton of Generals and high officers are international drug dealers with the evil of the government.

When the elire that runs the state enforces ita authority through gibbs, like free healthcare or almost free gasoline etc it pacifies the populous but it makes them so reliant on the state that they lose all thwir self reliance. If Venezuela wasa country of peasent,esp peasant who owm their land they would have some self reliance but that is dangerous for the socialist elite bc people are less likely to take youe shit,even if poir. So when the gibbs run out for whatever reason,thw popupace turns angry. They are doing this in the EU it,s almost palpable here with the fairly new shit like welfares more than a pension but its way way more advanved in west EU.

Why do all the women there have fake tits and great bodies? Wtf i love socialism now

Basically in one hand you have Madurai that is trying to become the next Erdogan and in the other hand you have the opposition backed by us and if they win USA would have some new barrels of black gold.

Maduro****

>The Jews have jewed the oil prices in order to fuck Venezuela over -- the CIA has tried two or three times to stage a coup. Now they're trying to starve them out. Install the usual Jew-approved leader.

Nope. Oil prices dropped worldwide due to discovery of new oil + other factors. Saudi Arabia lost A LOT of money as well.

The difference is that Chavez didn't reinvest the profits of the oil company back into the company; Venezuelan oil is expensive to refine.

So the sole source of profit for the Venezuelan economy plummeted. Plus, a decade of price controls means businesses can't make profit now; so when they can't make profit they just don't stack the shelves. Hence Venezuela can't feed itself.

Tl;dr Marxist socialism doesn't work especially when idiots run the economy and rely on one resource to mark money and don't even reinvest in that resource.

...this is oddly specific.

>Maduro****

By us I mean USA not Spain

no sorry

what makes you think they're interested in venezuela?

This or you can rationally conclude that government of economy does not work, the planification , price control, the welfare state and statization of half of the companies in the control were bad ideal.

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They also destroyed their domestic agriculture economy by using the oil wealth to import cheap food from abroad and then give it away for free. Venezuelan farmers lost their shirts. And now, without the cash to buy foreign food, they also are no longer able to grow their own.

>what makes you think they're interested in venezuela?

They're not. The guy doesn't know what he's talking about. It is true Venezuela is pro-Palestinian but that's about it.

Venezuela is collapsing because of a failing oil industry thatChavez failed to invest, rampant corruption, and, crucially, price controls.

So it isnt the fault of rhe socialist gouverment ,oh that's good to hear guess we can try this ideology another time. Venezuela is very low on,lets fuck woth the oil prices so we can rek a cunt, ladder way lower that russia or saudi arabia,
Shill somewheere else broken antifa child. Yes i know tge jew jews and they are after the oil

>south america
>not being shit
>EVER
looks like a normal day for a third world country

...

>Be Venezuelan
>Go outside
>It's a fucking caos
>Madness everywhere
>People eating garbage
>A bakery gets looted
>Criminals stealing, murdering and raping
>The government doesn't give a flying fuck about anything
>Literally Somalia-tier country
>Mfw

You in Caracas?

What the fuck are you waiting to form Right Wing Death Squads ?

Oke, you have caught my attention.

Was it the leadership or the system?

Venezuela is falling apart harder after falling apart?

Not a scumbag, just a useful idiot.

The opposition is made of left wing cucks, who think it's a good idea to go to the judiciary to disputed the closing of the Congress by the Supreme Court and Maduro just did socialist wrong. They are for all that non-violence bullshit when Maduro is arming pro-regime militias with 400 thousands guns.

They disarm the people and armed the goons.Turkwy is next. Then EU

They have no guns. The wonderful government took them away.

Yes.

We don't have guns to do it, we're the most cucked country in South America

Both

Now that's pod racing!

Seek help.

>Criminals all have guns but nobody else can seem to find a way to buy one

Just turn to the black market like they all do. Assemble a team and go for the hunt.

There is always a way.

Venezuela attempetd to build an axis opposed to the petro dollar with Syria, Iran and Russia, and they proposed to start dealing in euros.

That created a response in the oil cartel and they moved against it by doing an economical block on Venezuela, regardless they managed to sell the oil, but not at the rate they wanted, for example we can't buy Venezuelan oil.

I feel for you my dude.
Stay safe.

You can, but there's an insanely high risk of being killed if you try to buy a gun on the blavk market. Not to mention they're worth like a gorillion bolivars.

>Gorillian bolivars
Oh god. My sides!

Shit m8.

You're fucked.

I really don't know who can take the country now without Capriles, but the next year all the Chavistas will be out at the end of the year, they cvan't do nothing, just wait

I need a courier agency to import things from Venezuela.

Any that you know?

A lot of thin chicks, 10/10

People didn't complain when they were given free koblihy and look where that brought us.

Do you have a gun or grenade? Theyre fairly easy to get in Bruxxeles,I hear;).nd you have the means unlike starvefagg

Those looks delicious, where it's the line for free koblihy?

My Hulk Hogan waifu, sure as fuck doesn't look like communism had her starving.

I wonder if there have alredy been riots or dissent in the army.

Don't do it, man. You'd be wasting your money.

he increases 60% the wages for the army last week I think

Not yet, the army it's on Maduro side, they only complained when they built the Russian base.

It's mine after all and might get a very good deal if I can manage to ship the things here.

Nice try, Federal Police.

she never skipped leg day

Socialism/Communism.

spics.

It will have to go full cuba before action is made, once they are embargoed ir the currency becomes completly worthless, even the army will starve.

>When the army isnt with its people.
Fucking pieces of shit.

Our current minister of finance was giving them away in his populist campaign. He's also super rich and uses his position to make more money.

But yeah, they're fucking tasty.

There's too much bureaucracy and corruption. Trust me, it's not a good idea.

I came here to post something similar. her legs are fucking made of stone.

Dont use dhl,ups or fedex

You just want to keep this for yourself.

It's a failed socialist state that was supporting itself on a high oil export. Export money subsidized goods while the state bought all private industries.

Oil prices fall, suddenly it turns out that bread and every other food is ridiculously expensive because it's all owned by the government, who also had a long standing ban on importing goods.

Its not even a matter of everyone not having money but industries not having the money to actually produce goods anymore. They flat out all don't have food anymore.

Last I heard some months ago the populace has taken to hunting game to eat.

Actually use ups or fedex,t hey help you with custom wink

Nope, Venezuelan girls are fucking whores. They just want to be lucky enough to meet their own sugar daddy, extra points if it's a foreigner.

There must be a way to secure a safe route, maybe for Colombia or something, you have cheap goods and you want money.

They could still support themselves with oil if they had invested in infrastructure to produce refined high-qulity oil instead of the balc shit that have to be processed in US plants.

No, the opposition has no guns, the entire military and armed gangs are on the side of the government.

Comfy happenings

>Is it possible these protests will escalate to civil war
As possible as it is when they don't have any guns and the regime is handing out guns to their most staunch supporters

Just regular girls then.

When hasn't Venezuela been falling apart Sven?

>Tfw sugar daddy in Venezuela now means dude that has some sugar left

Sorry for you venanon,but acoupke of years ago when the signs where high did you think about turning soon useless money into stocks of food,maybe sone basic prepping?

I think all the riots are for the subsidized food, they have real stores, but all are expensive and not subsidiced, also the currency fall lots so real stores that import charge a lot, is unfixable at this point, they will go Haiti lv in a couple of years

Well, unless you've got contacts with people who work for the government, it's pretty much impossible to import/export something safely.

>Agv helmet
>Breast implants

Pretty sure there not poor.