We're tired of waiting

> Be me
> Farming my fields, 400 A.D.
> Stop to look at the sky
> Realize the simple but fundamental truth behind reality
> Immediately transcend reality, get raptured
> Arrive in purgatory
> Friends and family all there cheering
> Billions and billions of people here, watching earth and waiting
> They are waiting for the day when every human has made the realization
> They show me my body on earth
> Body is still farming like some kind of drone, acting out life as if I was still there
> Get told almost every person earth is a shadow-person. Only a handful of actual people left

> 16 hundred years later
> One person remains, the last person on earth
> Tech has been advanced in hopes of reaching them
> Leave hints in TV, movies, in stories
> Hoping to reach them before the year 2000. Release the Matrix
> It fails
> Leave this post here to tell them explicitly that it is time to wake up. We are all waiting. It's time to wake up
> They still don't get it, keep re-incarnating over and over
> Too dumb to get it
> 40 billion people waiting, watching them
> They drive to work, stress about money, never realize they are last person in the world
> All of humanity facepalming constantly
> mfw

ok

>everyone waiting for me
>just got some fresh autism bucks
>chicken tendies are ready
>mfw they'll be waiting a long time

I hope humanity likes watching me fap to trap porn.

This would be an interesting movie or some shit.

my nigger

it wouldn't

Kek. People that think like Op are legit autistic.. Google it

it's crazy to think that we are that 'last character' before you die, yet we've died this death before.

shit, is it me? are you trying to tell me something??

It that's true a lot of people saw, they wouldn't want me up there.

Then who is the last one and who are the soulless husks?

Is there person inside of me violating the NAP?

Also stop stealing my story ideas. It's getting old.

what are you trying to tell me? that I can dodge bullets?

>filename
Are you saying that letting your daughter willingly get gangbanged by all the dindus is a good thing?

only if you want them to bby

Louie Anderson is the last

Sry I like video games too much and I heard purgatory has none

Excellent choice. Good shit. Good shit.

>spending to much time reading about the esoteric
>just drove home from work thinking about my place in the world and metaphysics
>currently listening to a lecture by manly p hall
>read this thread

Stupid synchronicity, THANKS Jung for introducing me to that term

>Are you saying that letting your daughter willingly get gangbanged by all the dindus is a good thing?

>he read about jung after flip flappers

oh shit Kuk in ID

BuHMP