Americans don't know what this is hahahaha

>Americans don't know what this is hahahaha

No wonder you lot are known for sharting and having shitstains on underwear

How does it feel to be literal cave men?

of course we know how to use those i drink from them all the time

Probably better than feeling like an effeminate male.

I got bad news for ya, 3/4s of the worlds population have no idea what a bidet is.

Thats gross tho having a wet asshole

When you shower bi-weekly I guess you need to shoot water up your ass all the time.
How about regular bathing?

>implying your average american could sit on that without completely wrecking it

is this supposed to be a urinal for retarded midgets?

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i genuinely dont understand these things, wont shitty water get everywhere? you are blasting water up your ass at high pressure, it's bound to get on the walls, the thing itself, your clothes. no wonder euro's are so stinky, youve got poo poo water all over your stuff

I don't know about you, but I just LOVE having water shot up my ass. White bois can't even compete ;)

>be filthy spaniard
>only shower once a week
>dingleberries start to build up on ass
>install special ass sink to avoid superfluous bathing
>try to avoid being gored by bulls

Such is the life of europeans

Why would you just spritz your ass? Don't you have showers? Fucking savages.

>you don't have shit on the part of your body that shit comes out of
>have it on your hands instead
The UN needs to address this as a public safety concern.

Indeed.

We bath the kids in there

Fucking faggots and their fetish for taking things up the ass. Just stay ass mad that we can deplete resources and not be worried about it.

how does shit go down the drain with that plug there?

>not taking your evening shit and then taking a shower right after
its called multitasking
comprende?

why the fuck does that toilet have a water faucet on it?

Isn't it weird to have a wet ass after using it though?

European drinking fountain. I just can't figure out why they mount them so low

Most normal Europeans don't use this though, just you filthy Italians and spaniards.

Lubed up and ready for a refugee user

Yes. but you can use a towel after

>you wont be able to guess what this is
>filename

Do Indian's think these are fucking haunted too?

>normal
>walks around with a filthy asshole like an animal

Yeah but then you have a shitty towel. What do you do with it after?

I don't know about other burgerclaps, but I use a wet wipe on my asshole. They sell them at Costco. They're flushable too.

My asshole is always nice and clean.

>Not being American
>not having the right to shart in mart

Another reason we're the best country.

that's a fucking sink you retards, not a bidet

Is this something euros keep posting like it is an insult? Every hardware store, even the one in my podunk town, sells them.

it's not shitty if you have just washed your ass

i wash in the shower with a little pail of soapy water.

i got banned for making a thread like this, be careful user

I know a bubbler when I see one.

Yeah but you wouldn't want your ass towel just hanging around. You must have to wash it all the time right?

Gayest thing ever. No wonder euros love it.

>hahahaha
You mean jajajaja.

>Spaniards don't know what this is hahahaha

well yeah it's a personal one usually

I don't even know how that thing works.

Go back to Morocco

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>How does it feel to be literal cave men?

You tell me Spain. Your country hasn't been relevant for about 4 centuries.

Poo in the loo

Spaniards don't know what not having portions of your country colonized by elderly British people is.

The most intelligent way to clean your ass is wet wipes, no debate

Why is the spout pointed straight out? Why is the rim so narrow? Are you supposed to hover-crouch over this? What the fuck is going on? This looks more like a sink installed at floor level.

Because it's a sink.

no
the best way is japanese robots taught to clean your ass