I will go to prison for 4 1/2 years for not really being honest about my income and taxes
I just didn't see a point in paying for a society that steals that much money from me and redistributing it to shitskins and niggers.
I don't have any regrets or any remorse. All you tax paying goys who might hate me for it can go fuck themselves. I'll be out in 2 1/2-3 years probably and my family is set and everything is cared for.
Fuck this socialist nation and fuck everyone who allows statism to continue to exist.
Enjoy being your cellmate's cock holster for the next 4 1/2 years.
Dominic Torres
If your prisons are like Sweden or Norway's think of it as a vacation.
Bentley Perry
Thats whats up. Have a good one.
Ryder Clark
Kek
Austin Bell
You'll have plenty of time to lift weights, and convert to islam.
Chase Reyes
i'll be a goy, criminal. enjoy prison.
Anthony Bailey
who the fuck goes to prison for 4 years for tax evasion?
Leo Turner
>I will go to prison for 4 1/2 years >I'll be out in 2 1/2-3 years probably So which is it, 4 1/2 years or 2 1/2-3 years? Or do German prisons allow internet access?
Julian Garcia
Martha Stewart
Jack Thompson
its not like our prison nation
they have punishment proportional to the crime
we have flat punishments + extra time based on how bitchy the court, judge, and/or jury is
Tyler Myers
It's Germany, so who the fuck knows. You can't even say Hitler did nothing wrong without a fine
Jacob Barnes
His sentence is 4 1/2 years, he'll be out in 3 or less.
Dylan Edwards
>Going to prison for the amount of time you get sentenced to >Burger education
Umm... Sweetie. We're liberal cuckolds here in Europe. You only have to do 50% of the time in prison if you're white, and 10% if you're a nigger, dune coon or a cunt. All sexual emergencies are dealt with by the national volleyball team. Educate yourself, racist!
Oliver Long
>So which is it, 4 1/2 years or 2 1/2-3 years
Unlike the burger system you get sentenced for 4 1/2 years, but you are usually paroled or released on license after serving half your sentence, although you can be recalled quite easily if you commit even a minor crime.
Luis Hill
Just stay away from the toilet vodka
Angel Jackson
>my family is set and everything is cared for. even your woman will be cared for...good luck with that while you're couting days and she's counting dicks. sorry bro...a story as old as time. Good luck to you. I mean that.
Levi Diaz
You can get out early for good behavior user
Connor Myers
>Just a remainder that avoiding taxes puts you on the same level as niggers.
Jose Jones
>German prison
enjoy your college dorm user, and the 100k euro a year expense the tax payers pay for all your enrichment, leasure and "humane" treatment.
>Don't pay taxes >Get sent to prison >Costing more taxes
top kek
Angel Lee
i did a tax return once, then they told me i owed them money, i dont even bother filing anymore, they can keep all the money they withheld from my paychecks
Asher Clark
>Doesn't pay taxes >The taxpayer pays 4 1/2 year for his well being and condoms The system is broken.
Julian Howard
In America, OP would literally have to be a millionaire and cheat the IRS out of hundreds of thousands or millions to serve that kind of time. If you are an independent contractor with a 1099 making 50k and you don't report, no one is going to send you to jail.
Nathaniel Murphy
That's almost strictly an American thing. Definitely not a Western European thing. They basically stay in college dorms there.
I always kek-cringe when someone brings up Varg. That fucker would have been anally raped 55 times a month, and then gotten a lethal cocktail to the veins if black prison gang didn't get him first.
Angel Bell
>pay a bit less taxes than the government wanted >spend 4 years getting anally raped by muslims in prison >rape as much women you want >because you are muslim you only take 2 weeks of reeducation Literally cannot make this up
Noah Hernandez
Do you have any proof? Like a subpoena or something?
Blake Richardson
>they can keep all the money they withheld from my paychecks
Levi Davis
Be nice to Jews in jail. They have unlimited access to grape juice which you can ferment in your toilet with fruit you pocket from the mess hall
Lucas Myers
how do you know? their prisons are the same as ours, all niggers do is rape, and if theres no women around, they rape each other.
Levi Wood
>if theres no women around, they rape each other. right in the butt...say it user. In the butt.
Isaiah Torres
Well done! I think you are one of the bravest men on Sup Forums if true. Mad respect. Still I don't think men who 'drop out' or NEETS are cowards, they are just dealing with their fucked societies in their own way.
Wyatt Wilson
Frantz Erik, if this is not larping, you have to put up something non-anonymous (not here) and get some kindred spirits to spread the word (non-my-kid-is-dying-of-cancer-style. Instead. Names, facts up front). 4½ years is, a lot, ESPECIALLY, if you are young. But even though there is a lot of things you can not do in there. You CAN study, and if you are not a lying cunt, you CAN get a lot of support.
Joseph Turner
You are all idiots
German Prisons are hotels.
A fucking joy. Open Cell Doors. Walk out all day. Chill. Smoke tobacco every day. Watch TV. Fuck you can even get a Playstation and shit.
Access to a library. Im bought every book there is to read on history, politics, economics, philosophy. I might write my own but i dont see a point in it.
The only thing im going to miss is the internet, my wife and my son.
Regarding the sentence. Here in germany you can get out earlier for good behavior.
Christian Edwards
buttsex
Levi Smith
Us as has something similar you get 11 good time credits for every 30 days no write ups and extra if you have a job. Parole eligbility at 60 percent deemed served unless you are sentenced under a mandatory min
Asher Nelson
European jails are actually comfy as fuck. Based Breivik got a Playstation, even.
Ethan Brooks
Also for those who think this is a long sentence it is not.
Tax Evasion gets punished harder than violent physical crimes and rapes in Germany. Its a socialist nation after all.
Mason Jones
those "shitskins and niggers" are STILL enjoying all of that redistributed wealth, even without the few extra hundred euros they'd get from whatever pissant mcjob paycheck you get.
you're going to prison for 4.5 years, during what is very likely the prime of your life, where you'll no doubt be subject to prison work that will very likely end up helping that very same group that you didn't want to risk having some of your taxes go towards ANYWAY and every single family member you claim to have acted in the best interest of is now going to be missing a family member for 4.5 years all because he wanted to justify his blatant racism and political dissatisfaction by pretending he did for "for his family".
they have their freedom, government perks and YEARS to improve their life in an open society.
you're going to be imprisoned, made into a de facto government slave and be permanently stripped of years of YOUR life all so you can be the government's, the prison guards' and various potential prison daddies' little rosey cheeked bitch.
THEY won. YOU lost. enjoy your denial, idiot.
Henry Powell
Good luck with all the extremist muslins on prison. Hope you don't became a Isis fighter
Adam Sanders
that's what I said earlier in thread. American prison so ridiculously bad, the average burger forgets that it is not normal. I'd fucking willingly go to a German Prison for a year or two. Maybe it would give me some discipline.
Parker Ortiz
Kill some German (((police))). They fund anitifa and watch while German women are raped.
Mason Anderson
Oh, we get worse here. Tax evasion is way worse here, by the (((law))) than any thing you care to mention. As in Denmark Yes!. Some people have spend more time behind bars for tax evasion than others for murder (yes, the cases have to be cherry picked, but still WTF!?!)
Nathaniel Roberts
Some prisons in the EU sound like a literal paradise. >Go to the library and redpill yourself to the 9th degree >Get assigned a job to keep you busy and make some prison shekels >Go to the gym and get massive
Fuck man take me with you
Landon Bell
Just hope your prisons aint as overcrowded as ours. We dont seperate petty crime and organized crime any more.
Ryder Nguyen
>Tax Evasion
How much did you evade, lad? And how did you get caught, I can't imagine average shitskin claims all of their taxes...
You done fucked up somewhere - how?
Landon Bell
Yeah, but Brevik doesn't have many games & it's only a PS2.
Jason Brown
he'll get sent to a white coller hotel prison where he can take classes, and have his own kitchen and surround sound video game console. Probably still be able to fuck his girlfriend over visits, and even go home some weekends on holidays.
How's the situation when you get out? Is it easy to re integrate in society and find a decent job?
Adam Ortiz
Would you voluntarily go stay in a hotel for 4.5 years and leave you family at home? You're not to the acceptance phase yet.
Easton Flores
that's better. thank you.
Benjamin Lopez
>German Prisons are hotels. that's what I meant by "you CAN" I just mentioned one example. There's lots more. Say, if the potential larper wants to spend the time getting ripped, sure, no problem. Gym and protein shakes provided. Kein problem.
Thomas Gray
your years being wasted not mine, no one cares about u bro if u want to waste your own time go ahead. protip, you wont you will pay your taxes because you area little bitch
Ryan Fisher
Tax systems in most EU countries are basically theft.
It could be tolerable if it wasn't because the government uses your tax money to pass bullshit hate speech laws and import millions of foreigners that will rape and murder your daughters.
The only thing you did wrong was getting caught.
Jace Allen
Why don't you just go on welfare yourself then to make the collapse happen faster
Juan Powell
>not really being honest about my income and taxes
cool fraud bro. hope you like ahmed's cock
Jack Ward
I wouldn't. But I still say, that's the only really BAD thing about north-euro prisons. Someone else lock the door, any you don't have a say (and yes I'd HATE that). But in most other aspects. Heck, better medical, wayyyy better dental, slightly better educational, food served, laundry done (ok, sometimes you do it, but then it's your job, and you really don't HAVE to do anything else). The whole, someone else has the key is the only thing that really makes me sweat when my mind go down the wrong track.
Adam Sanders
>be a sovereign citizen >get detained kek
Isaiah Morgan
>I will go to prison for 4 1/2 years for not really being honest about my income and taxes
Taxation is theft. The IRS is the US' version of the KGB.
David Ortiz
the irs is run by niggers, dont insult the kgb.
Wyatt Russell
I understand and sympathize bro-- I see 40% of my wealth going instantly into taxes of one kind or another almost immediately, when I am self-sufficient living in country with no government services present or desired. Best of luck. You will overcome, deus vult!
Julian Rodriguez
Move to Norway, their prisons are more humane.
Alexander Carter
F
Benjamin Gray
i don't ever have to work again
my business had revenue in the 7 figures over years so yeah. I evaded a lot.
They try to seize all of my assets and they got some but obviously not all of it and they never will
Kevin King
If you had access to a gym and vidya and were around non-rapists, serving time couldent be that bad. Witcher 3 is an A+ game with 200 hours of content: thats one month of your sentance covered. Just lift, read and play the odd casual. >Fuck I bet Sup Forums, /lit/, Sup Forums & /fit/ could come up with a list of books, vidya & exercises to make you a god during a 36 month stint. Even /ck/ could help.
Angel Bennett
good luck, brother
Thomas Gomez
>only a ps2
bitch that was the best incarnation
Isaiah Johnson
Taxes will keep you alive for the next 4 1/2 year
Anthony Butler
Do German prisons have ass rape and AIDS? If so, enjoy!
Dominic Hall
>Just a remainder that avoiding taxes puts you on the same level as niggers.
Says the nigger...
Brandon Davis
>my business had revenue in the 7 figures over years so yeah. I evaded a lot.
You're not smart for that..it seems you had a REAL BUSINESS running...you really had to think about something else like offshore.
But you were a big fish and they caught you...fucking faggots.
I wish you nothing but the best and I hope one day we will go out there and slaughter all, every single government faggot, since they are the traitors to this whole thing. Then the kikes and mudslimes.
Hold up!
Carter Green
Reminder that if you were a refugee you could literally have raped a woman and you'd have gotten a shorter sentence.
Angel Rodriguez
>i did a tax return once, then they told me i owed them money, i dont even bother filing anymore, they can keep all the money they withheld from my paychecks
Too right matey, it only encourages the cunts anyway.
Jose Collins
this
Eli Reed
Who do they piss off to land in jail anyway? They usually end up in a psychiatric hospital drinkingngrape juice and having snack time color books. I met a multi-millionaire Jew who snapped after he saw a mother and daughter die in a car crash, he was one of those god ol' Southern Jew types, he wasn't in jail though he checked into the hospital. I got an assaulted battery charge dropped because of my mental issues I met him there. Didn't tell him I was a neo-nazi. Or ask for money since they are Satan's Canaanite line.
Ethan Stewart
Wrong, a refugee cannot commit rape. The poor traumatized individual is the victim, what-ever the circumstances. You are aware that you sound just like an ebil racis whitel cis male. Yes/no?
Grayson Flores
PS4 with 10+ 2TB hard drives stuffed full of games and a cheap chinese 720P TV and you are fucking sorted for 3 years inside.
Justin King
good, each tax dollar is another tax dollar taken from germans and given to turks/arabs to subsidise their massive breeding and replacement of your ethnic group. Good work not being a cuck, it is the moral choice. Now, your incarceration will also cost the State and represents one less tax payers and less money to subsidise the breeding of your invaders. Any action to accelerate the downfall of the dysgenic german state is a moral, virtuous and noble one.
Gavin Rodriguez
I've seen a show about youth detainment in Germany recently. Kid got locked up for selling drugs and when they released him after 3 months he didn't want to leave the prison because for the first time ever he had a structured life (work, exercise, studying, drug free etc.)
Justin Cook
This. OP is a legend. I hope he has 10kg of gold burried beside some obscure road and 500 BTC. Good luck OP.