Zuckerberg 2020

You scared, drumpfkins?

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That would be the worst nightmare ever. I have Zuckerberg more than almost anyone he may even be #1. Steve Jobs was #1 but he is dead.

He is ugly.
He is balding already.
He spies on everyone and calls his Users dumb fuckers.

I dont think he has a chance - even with his Empire behind him. He is just so unlikeable

ITS CHELSEA'S TURN YOU MISOGYNISTS!!!!!!!!!!!

2020 election:
>Trump vs a kikebook-founding jew with a hapa kid
I know who I'd support

what are they gonna do about the sperg exposé that is "the Social Network" though?

0/10 sage weak bait

>He is ugly.
>He is balding already.
>He spies on everyone and calls his Users dumb fuckers.
perfect candidate

He's in his 30s, that's when most guys start balding.

>He is just so unlikeable
This, he also has demonic eyes and probably eats uncircumcised children.

He creeps me the fuck out.

notice his gesuture
is he /ourkike/?

Yeah let's vote for the lizard Jew shall we?

I will literally consider killing him for the good of this nation

Democrats should love him.

do it fgt

Americans aren't electing that little kike weasel

Trump will mop the floor with him

He has millions of friends on facebook. That means he is incredibly likeable and will have an easy time getting along with politicians from other countries. Truly the perfect president.

>has to sever business ties with kikebook
>the great unzuckening of 2020
>right wing memes propel literally hitler into office in 2024
I think it's worth 4 years of getting the zucc.

He has to be 40 yrs old to be president, he's almost 33 so he'd be running 2024

SO 2024

Keep telling yourself that, baldlet

You literally elected this guy as a Chancellor.

No one that beta will ever become president.

facebook is dying. it's such a disgusting circlejerk. it still has a lot of users but a lot of people already hate the face jew or left it for twitter or instagram.

Kid detected

It's 35, not 40. Not like kikerberg would win anyways though

I'm not bald but that's how it works guy

If you make it through your 30s with an intact hairline you're probably gonna have it for the rest of your life

ummmm...check that constitution there buddy
35 so 2020 is in the cards

Instagram is owned by Facebook anyway.

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be the end totally then, I'd have to go out in a blaze of glory

instagram IS facebook moron

He's like the only person less likeable than Hillary

But nobody elected this chingchong. He came to power by force and killed everyone on his way.

>I dont think he has a chance - even with his Empire behind him. He is just so unlikeable

You underestimate the collective stupidity of the American population

I'm only voting socialist from now on. Trump has shown the only way out of the spiral is to vote for people who will run the country into the ground faster than the Jews can achieve complete control.

but instagram doesn't have as much news and political bullshit which they can manipulate

40. Full head of hair. No greys either. I wouldn't even have a balding person near my circle of superior friends. Stay mad baldlet.

US already elected their first jewish president.

>implying he won't spend his way out of baldness like Elon Musk

>implying that's a bad thing

They can use fancy pictures to influence normies tho

but basically its really owned by the same company

Cuck Fuckererturd

He comes off as too much of a sperg in what few interviews i've seen with him. Plus no doubt in my mind even lefties wont want a celebrity president after DRUMPF.

That means nothing when you control the service. They could easy pivot it to Facebook 2.0 really quick.

It would probably happen considering he has shit on EVERYONE.

>Mfw Zuckerberg makes it legal for every US manufactured computer, smartphone or tablet to be logged in via Facebook upon boot up

>instagram IS facebook moron

yes and no. they're run by mostly different teams. I don't even think they're even in the same city.

Corporate management at FB only fucks with instagram when they're rolling out company wide "features"

Instagram has a lot of independence.

t. person who worked on facebook products.

And, remember, the Germans planted him in Russia.

how about elon musk for president

a true american innovator

If you have some thinning going on you're fucked?
>Tfw temples bit thinner @ 31

Not American by birth.

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I want to see him debate Kanye in the primary.

FB is dying. Snapchat is making gains as top competitor. Even twitter is dying. Young people just want simplicity of picture and emoji messaging. Young people lead the way in social marketing direction.

Damn that's nice

But surely you've seen others at your work or whatever go bald?

I'm not scared. I have quads by my side.

Fugg :DD

Someone explain why pol hates zuckerberg? Invasion of privacy has been the only things republicans have been successful at since 2002.

The only thing I want to see Zuckerberg run is for his life from sniper fire.

Think about it, if trump does a shit job and demonizes capitalism, and (((Zuckerberg))) comes in with a socialist reform (that will climb up to communism) won't that just confirm the end of our existance as we know it?

based zuck

is he our guy?

DELET IS

Everyone hates the Zucc though.

I just don't hang out with anyone bald in public. Makes me feel old and inferior. Baldness is generic. You know if you will be bald if you assess the male side of family. Also rub your scalp. If it's tight then you have a higher likelihood of going bald. If it's loose than less likely. Try not to wear hats often or wash your hair every day either.

Why would anyone not hate zuckerberg? He thinks his users are stupid fucks for giving him their data. His site serves up only jew approved news because you wouldn't want someone to hear the other side of the story would you? Guy even rubs his hands together while he talks. He's like the real life version of the happy merchant.

Trump will win again youtu.be/xn6f8Gk5bHc

I hope he does run for president. So that when Facebook censors right wing posts, it will make him look like a Tyrant, and Facebook will collapse.

why is he sieg hailing

BASH THE ZUCC

It would be fun to see Hawaii go red.

Would be more fun to see hawaii just go.

Sup Forums crying about data collection and invasion of privacy is damn hypocritical.

As for the contents of his site, don't care since I never had a facebook account. All news feeds are politically biased.

Thanks for the tips man. Grandpa had hair albeit thin at 94 and was still driving cars and shit.

I don't imagine throwing away friends who bald but I CAN imagine feeling annoyed in their proxy. Like when you're at a bar and surrounded by bald guys: no girl would come along

I can't wait.

Trump will school him in a debate while he goes on an autistic meltdown on live TV.

Zuckerberg is a programmer. Programmers are the most beta males imaginable. They sit in front of a computer all day trying to solve issues with computer code. It's a horrible, shitty job, that most people are unable to do.

He isn't like Steve Jobs who was an alpha male businessman that had almost no programming skills. Even then, Jobs was a filthy hippy druggie who was fairly weak physically, just like Zuckerjew.

Imagine the Facebook ads...

Yeah he is definetly our guy. He will help us dox Antifa for sure

>Sup Forums crying about data collection and invasion of privacy is damn hypocritical

Do you think you are on a website full of Bush fans? How is that at all hypocritical? No one thinks the government should by spying on citizens

uh oh the trumptanic is about to hit an iceBERG

That aint happening. He's not really popular, his brand is.

It's not called Zuckerbook.

Also facebook isn't popular with the younger millenials. They're all on snapchat now.

I hope Zuckerberg runs. His candidacy would turn huge chunks of America into overtly anti-Semitic regions.

i thought even liberals hated this kike?

Why? He's a pretty likable guy.

not scared. just disappointed that they aren't grooming Tulsi Gabbard for the race

a strong anti-war candidate would light a fire under Trump's ass to end the neocon wars. if they put up another cuck, he will coast to victory without having to do as much to MAGA.

systems vs goals

in regards to privacy, if you've never made an account with your real details, never used social media and used disposable emails how much data would they have on you anyway?

Yeah it's pretty much that. I feel like I'll catch their baldness by osmosis or pheromones and yeah don't believe girls find bald men attractive meme either. It's the same as them saying penis size doesn't matter. Being bald is not an asset for attracting females.

he'd be the first kike elected, so no, not a chance.
gabbard is the only reasonable choice.

God I hope so. Faceberg would get BTFO so hilariously badly

Sup Forums supports the appointment of Pai to chairman of the FCC simply because Trump did it

So yes, Sup Forums supports government sanctioned spying on citizens.

Hairlets OUT

i'm trying to think of reasons as to why this would be worse than a trump candidacy/presidency, and i can't

Zuker couldn't beat Pocahontas in the primariaries. She has most support from the prog left and is said to be running.

Girls say they like the qualities in their guy all the time. "Oh I like skinny weakfag bald guys!"

But we all know better. They like fit guys/supermodels just like we like fit girls/supermodels. no shame in this, just normal.

the US president is a puppet for israel, the deep state, bankers, energy companies and the defense industry. doesn't make a huge difference who the president is.

He was the most charismatic leader recorded on video in history.

Democrats put all the bank on Hillary. It's extra hard to beat incumbents. Nobody in politics wants to be cannon fodder in the next election. Hillary is already looking like she may take one for the team.

No way a fucking kike should be president. We really need to exterminate these fuckers.

>another douchebag billionare with no political experience

Difference being lefties will suddenly not care about those facts despite being the exact talking points they use against Trump.

Are the mods asleep or is /mlpol/ back?

Nothing will bring America closer together than preventing a Jew billionaire from getting the nuclear codes.

>Trump

LEL

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