Brit/pol/ - Mummy must crush her enemies edition

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tunnocks teacakes desu

Hello when is the Conservative manifesto.

Tunnock's Snowballs or fuck off.

Britain out of EU NOW!

>very unwell
>can't move and nobody's in
>dehydrated
>no sleep
not good

Morning lads. What's the point of the green party?

They're the antidote to UKIP

Left wing vote splitting.

>Bix?
>Bix Ho Dianne Abbot
>Muh Bix Nood Ho?
> Nah, Muh Bix Nood Ho Mup Da Labour Party.
>Mup Da?
>Yah, Mup Da Cub Didda.
>Cub Didda?
>Yah, Cub Didda. Mup Da Gub Vote Labour?
>Nah, Mup Da Gub Vote Conservative
>Conservative?
>Das Right Beatch. Mup Da Gub Conservative, Didda. Theresa May, Innit.

right wing alternative to UKIP

>Get back in thE FuckING HOUSE!!

>three brit/pol/s

>Drink tea
>Eat crackers and cheese

Threads autosage with "mummy" in the title.

You need to make a new thread.

Neck a glass of water and get back to bed you babyish numpty

One is full and directs here.
The other has no links in text or edition and isnt the real brit/pol/, and also directs here, and the OP acedes that this is the real brit/pol/. Do not fuck with mummy. Understand?

Good lord

Since when? To stop Sup Forums paedos?
I knew threads autosaged with shota in the subject field.

I tried but can't. I might fix my sleeping pattern this way.

ANIMENONCES SHOULD BE SHOT

NECK YOURSELF NONCE

Here's your FUCKING Brit/pol/ then
Go here when this dies

so rude

Daily reminder that wikipedia will soon have to edit this and the EU will no longer be Number 1 once we have left.

All that "muh gdp".

>mummy
You're referring to Egyptian dead people, right ?

ANIMENONCES SHOULD BE NECK-SNAPPED

Das Rite