Why doesn't North Korea just ally with Vietnam? US would literally not stand a chance against such an alliance

Why doesn't North Korea just ally with Vietnam? US would literally not stand a chance against such an alliance.

I have always ask me that

Why arent they allies?
It could be an economic/military union

We literally beat both countries already. Pick up a history book, Hans

because it's not 1972 you gynoclastic vermiculi

>gynoclastic vermiculi

Getting raped by a bunch of vietnamese farmers doesn't sound like a win to me.

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Because they're sub-human, they're just like chinks except dirt poor. We hate anything remotely like chinks

You wouldn't want to have the chance to BTFO America again?

It's not Coldwar Era.
Norks was China Slave, meanwhile Vietnam was Hostile to China.
Vietnam was part of ASEAN/Deep State Corporatism & Cleptocracy

The US would impose trade sanctions on them too.

Nah, we good now, americans are pretty cool anyway.

Under Obama you mean. Dog is off the leash now.

Love you long time.

wut? you faggots had to pretend to go to the fucking moon to divert attention from the humiliation of being btfo by a few rice farmers

They are though iirc. They're aligned with Malaysia and China too. Doesn't mean any of those countries would fight for NK.

gyno-: Of or pertaining to women.
clastic: made up of parts that are easily removable.
vermiculi: grub, larva.

Many removable female grub parts?

Oh look , Germany is at it again.

I read this in Khan from King of the Hill's voice.

Because the Vietnamese quit hating us a long time ago. Now they love our greedy American Jew money.

We didnt pretend, sent men and monkeys thru the the radiation belt and they're retarded now

you could have just sent one black guy and covered all three criteria

I will tell sou something that might upset you

ONE Carrier Strike group is more potent than the whole army of Vietnam.
THREE CSGs are more potent than the Bundeswehr.

Also The US can just remotely disable your precious eurofighters by revoking the license for their software.

North Korea is also a monarchy larping as a communist state...

Remind me, how many wars has Germany lost again?

Because they loves chink cocks, just like their little bro Worst korea hiddenly loves Chink cocks.

We hate chinks , we even hate ourselves because we are chink like

Because they are degenerate version of chinks, they borrowed us 18k million USD in the past and never paid back, they also supported the chinks for invading us in 1979. We love US and its alies now.

Check the kd. We smoked those gooks.

i kek everytime

Khan isn't Vietnamese, he comes from The Ocean, you idiot.