This morning I had to go help my grandfather on his property help move shit and what not. He's a old ww2 vet and needs help but is still in really good shape for being an oldfag. As we're moving this bird bath, he mentions that I am out of shape and need a job. Was saying at my age he was killing Nazi and liberating Europe.
That's when I fucking lost it, I know I am a worthless neet but I don't need told that I am worthless. So I lose it and tell him Hitler was right, and that the world would be a better place if he and his friends were killed at Normandy. Then the old fuck loses it and throws the fucking bird bath at me like it was fucking nothing. I think he broke my fucking foot. So I punch him in the face, only for him pull back and break my fucking nose. As I lay on the ground trying to hide my tears he walks away and tells me how pussified me and my generation is. I leave, and on my way home my mom calls me and tells me not to be home when she gets there. I am fucking homeless jobless and going to be sleeping in my shitty car until god knows when. You got me into this mess Sup Forums get me the fuck out!
>fuck you Sup Forums you ruined my life thread #358274892 Welcome to Sup Forums faggot.
Lincoln Carter
/ourguy/
Jayden Reyes
heil hitler 1488 friend
you can come live with me you fucking faggot
Liam Johnson
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Ayden Fisher
>WWII "vet" in 2017 >good shape >able to form coherent thoughts or retain information
Youngest WWII that might have seen any combat vets are all past 90 now
Daniel Lee
>things that never happened
Carter Diaz
It's nobody fault but your own. Get your emotions in check you fucking child.
Joseph Peterson
by the way if he was a WWII vet he is in his fucking 90s now and you would have to be in your 30s so why the fuck are you living at home and why is your story so full of technical errors
Asher Reyes
Welcome, faggot.
Camden Allen
> Taking Sup Forums seriously.
What are you autistic?
Asher Powell
stop roleplaying
reported
Camden Foster
A larper but a good one.
Robert Walker
>Blaming others for the decisions you make
Perhaps Sup Forums isn't /your board/. Perhaps you should go hang out on /r9k/ or /lgbt/
James Harris
>As I lay on the ground trying to hide my tears he walks away and tells me how pussified me and my generation is
B A S E D A S E D
Brayden Young
>getting beat up by a 90-year old
Jaxon Young
This is a shill that is trying to spread the lie that the red pill will ruin your life. Hide and scroll boys.
Christian Morgan
Why are you fighting your grandfather? He was a pasty little runt like you at one point. They just picked him up off the street and sent him to die. You can do better. You know you can do better.
Asher Bell
Move to the Ukraine
Asher Kelly
I took the red pill and my penis size tripled in size
Evan Morales
You're one of the good ones OP. You can weaponize your autism in the form of satire.
Xavier Stewart
But it's true.
Dylan Harris
my penis size legit doubled after i got redpilled on diet
Liam Phillips
This pasta again. Saged, faggot.
Easton Flores
>thinks that never habbened the thread
Levi Jackson
yea... this happened.
Matthew Price
Should have killed your grandfather with that bath OP.
Heil Hitler, his legacy lives on.
Charles Long
length or volume? What did you eat to embiggen your privy member
Dominic Thompson
beaten by ur grandpa what a piece of shit you are
Julian Perry
>Japan >Being the only curious one about magical diets to enlarge cock.
Ethan Reed
>A larper but a good one. Really Poojeet? Telling an implausible story about a man who would have to be 90 years old throwing a birdbath?
Jacob Long
Sup Forums trolls /r9k/ again sage
Dominic Cooper
It made be smile and justified the only cause I'm here. Fuck off burger. Let me have a good time.
Dominic Lewis
read "we want to live" by aajonus vonderplanitz. it was like when i took steroids
Easton Moore
i know this isnt /r/ but can any of you paintfags turn this into a pepe?
Jayden Hall
Give me credit for not throwing a POO joke your way, with the exception of calling you Poojeet that is.
Oliver Williams
I don't believe in giving credit. However, I like knowing credit card information if will allow me to.
Andrew Rivera
I can only give you my Mastershart, will that be ok?
Ethan Howard
go to > /tard/, they are waiting for you.
Nathan King
I was expecting Americuck Express BTW.
Joshua Flores
nice blogpost, do you write fan fiction too?
Robert Reyes
Thanks for all the help guys, you made me realize that it was nobodies fault. Because the birdbath did it all. If it wasn't for that fucking birdbath I wouldn't even have had to talk to him today. It wouldn't have broke my foot, it wouldn't have pissed my grandfather off that he couldn't lift it on his own. I bet that birdbath was a fucking jew. Thanks Sup Forums you redpilled me again.
Brody Richardson
This Your gramps is a lying faggot and he is butthurt that you called him on it
Hudson Bell
Fake, your the third grandpa tale in a week, mix it up.
Matthew Powell
My credit limit is $10,000 in US dollars, how many poopees does that convert into?
Leo Clark
you need to do this now if you want get out of this mess. follow these steps precisely: >drive to the nearest hair salon >shave your head >drive to tattoo parlour >ask artist to give you a buddhist swastika on your forehead and tell him it's a religious thing >go to supermarket >buy carton of milk as breakfast >go to army surplus store >buy army jacket, shoes and combat boots and sunglasses and wear them out of the store >go to your grandfather's house >break the window and climb in >climb up the stairs up to his bedroom >kick down his door with your new army boots >give him a stiff salute >yell in the top of your voice: SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL!
Parker Brooks
>WWII vet Wat?
>Last living U.S. World War II veteran dies
>Washington (CNN) -- Frank Buckles, the last living U.S. World War II veteran, has died, a spokesman for his family said Sunday. He was 110. >Lawmakers Monday began to move ahead with proposed resolutions that would allow his casket to be displayed at the Capitol Rotunda, and plans were already in the works for his burial at Arlington National Cemetery. >Buckles "died peacefully in his home of natural causes" early Sunday morning, the family said in a statement sent to CNN late Sunday by spokesman David DeJonge. >Buckles marked his 110th birthday on February 1, but his family had earlier told CNN he had slowed considerably since last fall, according his daughter Susannah Buckles Flanagan, who lives at the family home near Charles Town, West Virginia. >Buckles, who served as a U.S. Army ambulance driver in Europe during what was then known as the "Great War," rose to the rank of corporal before the war ended.
Every day you get on a new proxy and post one of these.
Nobody believes you but they're funny. But sage your shitty bait anyway.
Henry Parker
Better put down the fork and get a job then eh
Blake Ward
The JIDF posts these every single day. Jews are really into repeating themselves. The big lie and everything.
Why is it that kikes operate just like Hitler says they will EVERY TIME? Hitler was obviously a Prophet.
Leo Hall
It very clearly says WWI retard.
WWII vets are all at least pushing 90 now
Zachary Foster
If your grandpa wasn't such a raging hard-on killing nazi's in the 40's then their would be some to kill now Quess you can join antifa, see if that makes the oldfag proud or not
Cameron Ross
I've seen men over 100 still being in good shape
Elijah Kelly
He hates commies more. Also served in korea, was a advisor in nam. Life long military guy that's why he is such good shape for being in his 90s
Zachary Rivera
things that NEVER happened.
Jose Rodriguez
Learn to hide your powerlevel, fucking idiot.
Nathan Nguyen
nobody told you to be a neet. Sup Forums hates neets, go to r9k faggot
Caleb Cooper
Drive to Idaho and walk up to Aryan Nation camp. Tell them you will be their nigger slave for place to sleep and something to eat. Then, they mold you into a white warrior. You go back and kick grampa's ass and tell him the holocaust never happened but you want into happen again, then, tell him as soon as he dies you'll shit on his grave every week
Benjamin Lewis
Fucking loser. Kill yourself.
Josiah Watson
newfags gtfo asap plz
Josiah White
Came here to say this. I realize you might not agree with him but that's just embarrassing. Give him a good apology and don't burn bridges in your family anymore op.
Adam Morgan
Only thing worse than a NEET is a whiny, self-righteous NEET.
Enjoy living under a bridge, proudly under your own terms
Liam Foster
this isn't /r/ you faggot
James Rodriguez
>things that really happened
Its cancer, don't forget to sage.
Elijah Ortiz
That a boy. Weakest generation and boomers get put in check!
Grayson Davis
lol my parents just agreed with me and all my family members avoided the draft
Joseph Price
>arguing with and hitting your grandfather
You deserve everything that happened to you except worse.
Nathaniel Stewart
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL You got beat the fuck up by a 90 year old at best,at worst a 100 year old what a weak faggot you are a fucking disgraace. Point and laugh /pol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
Bentley Perez
Sieg fucking heil brother!
Owen Reed
If i was his grandad i would've taken a knife and honor killed the little shit.
Jeremiah Myers
>97 years old guy beats me up. Sure. Not even a larping neet like you can be this much of a faggot.
Eli Clark
>he thinks this board isn't satire
you deserve it
Aiden Martinez
The fact that you are blaming your very own actions and the consequences thereof on a Mongolian Basket weaving forum, rather than looking in the mirror, proves you are a tremendous faggot. Also get a job you fucking loser and respect your elders. Learn to know your place in life as a total manlet bitch.
David Rivera
Show foot fagget. Time stamp included.
Nathaniel Butler
Ww2 vets are all dead...
Samuel Myers
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Grayson Thomas
There is no point in being redpilled if you're also going to be autistic.
Do yourself a favor and grow up. Your grandpa was brainwashed by the gov, doesn't change the fact that at least he's a man. Grow the fuck up. You give us a bad name, cunt.
Adam Lee
Don't bit the hand that feeds you, respect your elders. Impulse control is what separates human being from a domesticated primate. Act like a nigger, get treated as such.
Blake Bell
stale pasta
Parker Rodriguez
sell your vagina on street corners, you have a car as an office for taking loads in your vagina for money. Faggot.
Austin Brooks
Newfag. Always hide your powerlevel.
Christian Robinson
If you ever talk to your grandpa again, tell him he's awesome
Kevin Morgan
>old timer way past 90 fucks you up >you blame a mongolian knitting board
He was right user. You're a pussy.
Jason Reed
Christ, nupol, stop replying to LARPing slide threads.
Gavin Campbell
But what do you do if they want to have sex with you?
Kayden Williams
It's twice the size it should be!
Carter Allen
You're better off dead. Do society a favor. We don't need the weak
Julian Long
You're a fucking retard.
Julian Long
or, more likely, OP is a lying faggot or a shill and this is a b8 or slide thread.
Parker Carter
seriously Sup Forums you can run the numbers on Jews burnt per hour or the exactly amount of people at a Hillary events but you buy this?
Hudson Morgan
You deserve everything you got.
Your granddad was right, your generation is pussified and pathetic.
I was born in 1979, I look around now and almost every single man I see who's under 30 is absolutely pathetic compared to past generations. Never before has mankind been so weak, fragile, and helpless.
Your granddad (and your mom desu) are doing you a fucking favor. Sort yourself out and toughen up.
William Thomas
Stop being a pussy and man up and roundhouse kick that old fuck then join the army if you have not been arrested
Ian Watson
holy fuck this wasn't bait?
Connor Rivera
You're a man baby. And your story is bullshit but if you got laid out by an antique, you're a sub human faggot.
Nicholas Thompson
Why did your mom raise a pussy who can be decked by his own grandfather?
Bentley Turner
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Hudson Stewart
Why are you lying on the internet?
Nathaniel Harris
assuming this did happen, wich it more than likely didn't, you don't tell someone that old that they've been wrong their whole life because they're not going to understand it, and they'll probably react violently. Also, if you're so weak you can't fuck up an old man-that's really sad. One solid punch should have decked him and landed him on one of those fragile old people hips. With that being said, you should respect your elders, even if they're being cunts-at that point in their life they don't understand anything else but being direct. You crawled into that hole, get yourself back out.
Leo Barnes
>this autistic fat kid didn't know that everything on Sup Forums was satire