The six Brexit traps that will defeat Theresa May

>The fact that May has opted for a Brexit negotiation that will immediately activate the EU’s worst instincts and tactics, for petty party-political reasons that ultimately have everything to do with her own power and nothing to do with Britain’s optimal agreement with the EU, means only one thing: she does not deserve the mandate that Brussels is keen to neutralise.

How based is Varoufakis?

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holy shit they really do want to turn uk into a 3rd world country

How are the 6 traps going to defeat her ? mud wrestling ?

No brit will respond to this thread, Hans

is that the guardian? the guy is a fucking retard and a failure

also if the eu doesnt bend the knee we will break it

swear hans,you tried to bomb us into submission and though you broke our windows you never broke our spirits

do your fucking worst,you better make sure we stay down for good becuase if you dont you are fucking dead mate i swear on me fucking mum

I fear a hung parliament in June.

It won't stop your country from sliding into the abyss when the coming EU collapse happens, you've been warned.

>No brit will respond to this thread,

See and WEEP:

>hard brexit here we come

CRASHING THE EU WITH NO SURVIVORS

The EU is tyrannical and deserves to have war declared on it for their behavior regarding Behavior.

Abdul, can you please stop making brexit threads for the next twenty minutes, I'm trying to eat dinner and my turkey dinosaurs will go cold if I keep having to shitpost in response to your bait. Thanks.

>Greek commie gets assfucked by EU strongarm tactics
>thinks he can advise the owners of the City of London about stitching up financial deals

>Abdul, can you please stop making brexit threads for the next twenty minutes, I'm trying to eat dinner

I'll give you 30 minutes seeing how it will probably take you a bit longer to chew with only one tooth.

Nah fuck this goy.

He came to my uni to a Politics Society talk. Just spoke utter bullshit to naive students.

I bought up the fact that if Britain hadn't signed Article 50 in time for 1st April then it would default to EU member states voting on whether the UK could leave. That's why papers were saying 'there is no rush' to sign A50.

I also asked him about what he knew about the Kalergi plan, apparently it doesn't real.

He is just another (((Expert)))

no mate,may has access to top level data

if she didnt think she had a chance of not only winning but grabbing a shit ton of seats she wouldnt of called the election early with like 3 more years to go for the current one

this isnt an election its a power grab and a massacare,the snp are gonna get cucked out of seats thus shutting up sturgeon forever,and corbyn will be forced to step down

Appreciated. Like our currency compared with yours.

imade that meme,glad its still getting milage

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NO SURVIVORSH

Dig in, little Britbro

I heard this cunt on Sky today saying as a negotiating tactic that we should give all current EU migrants citizenship instantly.

We will just walk out of your fucking talks Hans .

my german ex who was brought here at 5 is gonna have to be sent back hahahahaha

she hasnt been to germany since the 90s and cant speak a word but becuase her mum is dead and she wasnt born in the uk she will get deported lmao

some beta kraut will have to take her in after my big anglo cock has destroyed her pussy

>I might as well have singing the Swedish national anthem


What did he mean by this?

>rooted for Remain
>going against Mummy May

0/10 based. Fucking slimy snake needs to GTFO of UK politics. Our people are too self-loathing to ignore something someone with a foreign accent says.

You're a big country

>tfw no brexit trap gf

I'll be your brexit trap gf

THE MEME FUCKING HACK THAT TOOK OVER GREECE ONLY TO FUCKING RUIN IT MORE

Or she'll marry whoever she's fucking now out of desperation

He's pretty much giving a good list of reasons for a hard brexit just fuck the EU and tell them to kiss british ass for the shekels they desperately need

>six traps
what kind of traps?

Sup Forums has ruined the word trap for me.

I am now imagining some sort of futanari-pan-european task force (a French trap, a German trap, an Italian trap, ...)

Why would anyone still take Varoufakis serious?

He completely failed at negotiating with the EU and got completely BTFO by Dijsselbloem.

Didn't Sup Forums think he was based back in the days?

What the fuc-
>oh it's just Sweden

she cant becuase i cucked him a few weeks ago and then told him over fb

he rang her while she snuck to mine as he was working nights,he was moaning on the phone to her while she gave me a handjob with her feet then she said ring me when you are on your way back and hung up and then we fucked then she got a taxi back to her flat

i told him a few days later and sent him a pic of us and repeated back to him what he was saying on the phone and told him she was at mine not at home lmao

aint i a stinker?

>got completely BTFO by Dijsselbloem.
He didn't.

>brexit traps

No one should ever take this guy seriously. He's the one who 'negotiated' with the EU to take Greece out of it and in the end he and all the greek gov bent the knee and accepted to make Greece a slave country for all eternity.

>tfw when no cute greek slave bf

why even live

>"if the eu doesnt bend the knee we will break it"
lol you still think UK is an empire.
shut up and pay debnts

have a female one

even in our weakened state we still can take you

>Greek economic mastermind
>Supports the EU

Kek, he's a meme

have a spanish boipucci getting broke in by mr britbong hans

Anzu is a girl you retard

We won't be paying anything

me? and who's me? we are talking about the EU, you are as desilusional as your prime minister, you CAN'T bend the EU

>female one
y is this allowed
Excuse me while I spring a boner

hes not user,hes admitted to having a botched circumcission and is male

i know it looks pretty but its a dude,just delete your anzu folder before you become a fag

Europe will offer the UK fair terms which will of course still be damaging to the UKs economy since there will be barriors to trade. British politicians need the crappy job that they will do to be due to the expert negotiating and dirty tactics of the EU rather than their own incompetance.

Still more majestic shalt thou rise,
we grow more dreadful from each foreign stroke, more dreadful dreadful from each foreign stroke.
As the loud blast that tears the skies
Serves but to root thy native oak.

RULE BRITANNIA! BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES! BRITONS WILL NEVER EVER EVER SHALL BE SLAVES!

Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame;
All their attempts to bend me down,in all their attempts to bend me down
Will but arouse,arouse thy generous flame,
But work their woe and thy renown.

Well done, lad

>you CAN'T bend the EU
If it refuses to bend, then it will simply break

His father was imprisoned for communism in Greece. He has weird psychological baggage

>How based is Varoufakis?

You say that like he's pro-EU. He fucking hates it and its bureaucracy. He has intimate experience of how undemocratic it is. These are genuine and sincere warnings for Britain.

>Varoufakis
This guy cost us 100 billion euros.

He's a fucking disaster, I don't know why anyone would take him seriously.

>You say that like he's pro-EU

he was treated as a greek

greece has no bargaining power they simply are not in the same position as britian

we could just spend 100 billion on anti eu propaganda and groups that will show the cunts lmao

anzu is a furry too

what part of "we are talking about the eu" you dont understand? you are EVEN MORE delusional that your prime minister

Yeah he's talking about major reforms. He already got BTFO by Merkel in his own negotiations.

This dude is a scam artist.

So he's anti-Brussles, not anti-EU.

WORDS MATTER. AS DOES DENTAL HYGIENE.

He's still in the "I don't like the EU, but it's better to remain inside and reform it" stage. I give him 5 years tops, before he's campaigning for Grexit.

>she gave me a handjob with her feet

Varoufakis
all talk
he folded like a cheap suit in Greece

>corbyn will be forced to step down
>implying.

you got proof lad?

we are not alone,we have the commonwealth and america

do your worst euro cuck,id rather see this country burn to the ground before kneeling to the EU

Things that the EU is getting:

>100 billion refugees
>100 billion terrorist attacks
>100 billion percent inflation
>100 billion truck crashes

Things the EU is not getting:

>100 billion euros from the UK

>grauniad
Might as well quote fucking huff post or buzzfeed at this point

a footjob m8

A Spaniard talking about paying debnts. That's fucking rich.

i hope he stays,it means tory rule for a decade lol

>Let's piss off the Anglo by manipulating the media and upcoming election
>Thats worked so well in the past

Europoors really never learn from history do they?

He was on sky today talking about how bad the institution is; how Merkel rules through fear, how much division there is within the EU on brexit negotiations and how smaller states are scared of doing anything other than toeing the line. It's an extremely undemocratic organisation with centralised powers to a handful of people.

They actually got the Guardian to publish this... "Brussels is a democracy free zone." Haha. Fucking Guardian BTFO by itself. Priceless. Go and laugh.

>how Merkel rules through fear

She's so alpha.

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was that when she was begging to shake hands and he ignored her lmao

>EUfags still think they are in charge
lyl

No May's gonna have to fight them one by one and at the end anime will be real

>That's fucking rich.
Unlike Spain

You import most of your food from other EU countries.

How do you think the tariffs will work out for you?

>How based is Varoufakis?

Not EU related, but he's partially responsible for the Steam Market as it is today, so that's a meme dock against him.

Also,

We all know his bp went untouched.
The only thing the anglo enjoys is being bathed in the blood of Europeans.

sup pope

Oh, she made him pay the price for his insolence, to your disadvantage lmao

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He does get a Sweden meme in:

>The Swedish national anthem routine
>On the assumption that good ideas encourage fruitful dialogue and can be the solvents of impasse, my team and I worked hard to put forward proposals based on serious econometric work and sound economic analysis. Once these had been tested on some of the highest authorities in their fields, from Wall Street and the City to top-notch academics, I would take them to Greece’s creditors in Brussels, Berlin and Frankfurt. Then I would sit back and observe a symphony of blank stares. It was as if I had not spoken, as if there was no document in front of them. It would be evident from their body language that they denied the very existence of the pieces of paper I had placed before them. Their responses, when they came, would be perfectly independent of anything I had said. I might as well have been singing the Swedish national anthem. It would have made no difference.

>How based is Varoufakis?

He went to to my university and I watched his speech comfy at home instead of going to Law School auditorium - he's just a blue pilled man making speeches with many few red pills about EU and changes/distorts facts to save HIS SKIN when he was finance minister.

Probably the Greeks know about him more like

One of the things the EU wants us to pay for is their bill for refugees in Turkey.

That's right, the EU pays the bill for Turkey's refugee population.

You're a gigantic inflamed asshole

If you want to criticize the EU (leaders), but don't want to stay in you'll be treated as delusional faggot.

This guy couldn't fix a hat economy, he sure made valve some money though, I wouldn't trust what this dude says.

>That's right, the EU pays the bill for Turkey's refugee population.

lmao

>you cant bend me dude lmao
>*snaps*
oops

For EU

Sorry Mehmet, didn't mean to insult your home country.

>tfw the EU is trying desperately to turn Eastern Europe into a multikulti cesspit just like Western Europe
>mfw EU rolls out redcarpet for Soros and attacks Hungary for banning Soros university

He is a pro socialism, pro refugee, pro european shill from what I have heard from him.

He says he was blocked by the EU and cucked by his own party. It's in the excerpt.