Who speaks French tell me what's happening in the macron debate

Who speaks French tell me what's happening in the macron debate.

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Is it fucked up that I find blind people funny? I mean I just can't help it every time I see one I just laugh my ass off

Le Pen is doing a bad job so far.

Both are being retards

Not really macron threat to the EU was a pretty bold move if you ask me

youtube.com/c/FRANCE24English/live

Here's one in English

If Le Pen loses, the push back in the next election is going to be palpable, if the country doesn't erupt into all out civil war

Don't get your hopes up for Le Pen boys.

Le Pen should have taken some advice from Martin Shkreli about this part

there's an english stream, look for france24-english on jewtube
get on the hype train, you didn't miss much

ok she's really recovering right now

AAAAAHH

This little fucker macron is insulting her and pulling the same dirty tricks as Hillary was.

This, desu.

We need a coup.

18 BRUMAIRE WHEN?

>t. Melanchon cuck
Ok mon ami

Translated debate:

Www.france24.com/en/livefeed

How is Macron dealing with the dynamic that Le Pen is younger than his wife?

What's that even mean Abdul? And isn't laughter haram?

Now he's just saying the same shit she did while pretending he's saying something else

Except apparently France should also spend money on its territories

District 13 is my favorite movie of all time all time

JESUS MACRON IS FUCKING REKTING LE PEN SO FUCKING HARD

THAT FUCKING WOMAN IS SO FUCKING STUPID

She already used the "teacher and pupil" line on him.

Macron sucks so much, but lepen has copied all the program of Melenchon

all this talk of glasses, it's like they're running for president of Afflelou

I'm watching a live stream with people translating it.
youtu.be/1Ydto3Iyzic

Both of them are really fucking stupid. Le Pen isn't doing a good job because she didn't take any Brain Force Plus from infowarsstore.com with 30% special. Macron is mansplaining.

They are debating on who is fucking your mom first. Le pen wants sloppy seconds.

shut up alQaeda

SHUT DOWN THE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS
NO MORE ELECTRICAL POWER
CIVIL WAR NOW

Bonjour les services de renseignement. Ce message est à but satirique. Je n'ai pas l'intention d'agir de manière terroriste contre mon pays.

>District 13
Kek wtf. How does an Iraqi know about this?

the debate in english

youtube.com/c/FRANCE24English/live

But is it a bad program?

i wanna impregnate marion desu

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

GOAT

This "overseas" territories is synonym for niggers right?

She's trying to destroy Macron while he is describing his program
Le Pen is too passionned here

Le Pen already lost this debate

Nothing.

What's going to happen?

topkek

Of course it is.

First for Jeb!

So, even if she does a decent job explaining what she's going to do, Macron keeps pointing out the flaws of her programs really well while explaining his own program.

bank puppet vs washed up aryan
guess i'm going to sleep nigganons

Yeah, they're bits and pieces left from the colonial empire. They're welfare leeches that don't bring much.

Retard alert
You saw one info graphic without source, and you blindly believe it.

No there are some good points. But I feel like she does it just to take the votes of Melenchon and then fuck france

She tries to "Obamacare" him with the "Macron law", lol.

who the fuck cares about france lol

Same as the Hillary-Trump debate. Macron is pandering to the absurdly high IQ Parisians, Le Pen is spewing watered down soundbites to appeal to low IQ rural and suburban retards.

What? Were you dropped on the head as a baby or are all Canadians born retarded from the get-go first of all my name isn't Abdul so you're not impressing anyone with your shit humor second of all fuck Canada and fuck you and fuck Trudeau that white nationalist faggot

Which graphic ? I haven't saw anything about her copying him. It is just that I watch Melenchon's youtube channel and by looking at the debate know I could recognize some of the points in his program

Why would you want to exclude about half of france from the political process?

le pen is getting rekt

>retiring at 60

Are they trying to kill their retirement funds?

Both are bad

GUERRE ETHNIQUE TOUT DE SUITE
EXTERMINATION INDUSTRIELLE AU PLUS TÔT

Bonjour les services satiriques. Ce message est à but de renseignement. Je n'ai pas l'intention d'agir de manière patriote contre le terrorisme.

Kek, I work at a movie theater and there is literally an option for blind people, they get a device that describes the scene to them. Like haha, nigger you're blind, what are you doing??

She has this program (more or less) since before "la France insoumise" even existed. Maybe 2007 or 2008.

why does this fag copy the mannerisms of Sarkozy on top of acting like an unpleasant acerbic bitch?

Le Pen is doing a great job of making sure people understand that Macron is just "more of the same"

Are you kidding me? The action scenes the plot twist the scenery it's a fucking masterpiece of course until America got his hands on it and got Paul Walker to star in the movie cuz they have to dumb it down to Americans District 13 ultimatum is pretty good not as good as the first but you know still good

>Ah bon....? C'etait deux semaine :3

How about national identity? Jobs? Sovereignity? Financial independance? No? Only big numbers of money fluctuating from big pocket to big pocket matters?

Of course not. We must depend on the rest of the world. Like for everything. We are absolute autists who can't do anything.

So she will tax over half of the products. And we will make more in France.

More like rekting herself. Macron is doing jack shit. She's just hanging herself right now, acting like fucking Poutou.

At least we aint shit skin cunts from muzzie land.

You're Chinese.

we used to be able to retire at 60, boomers are still buthurt the system got changed
she's catering to their votes

So all the French anons are saying she is doing bad?

Calm down le Pen. take some energy and finish that Rothschild!

Yeah, actually i'm not surprised only sand niggers like those movies.

Honestly I'm wondering how many people will fall for the "we import this so you will tax it" meme. They'd have to be retarded, right?

It's a childish shitshow.

Guyane provides us a good location to launch spacecraft

Yeah they have descriptive porn too you should check it out it's fucking hilarious

The government will tax it.

Protectionism has little to do with national identity. Jobs can be expended. Getting out of the EU means all those jobs depending on the EU will go away.

PARLEZ DES IMMIGRES CLANDESTINS REEEEEEEEE

Man, I remember when the French took to the streets when they wanted to raise the retirement age to 62.

build the wall!! you have to go muzzie!!

The government already does through VAT anyway, but the fallacy here is so obvious I really can't believe someone could fall for it.

Macron will get rekt here

"Netherlands"? What is that, a Belgian province?

she's doing fine, don't listen to the shills
she's framing macron as the shill he is, macron is trying to school her due to the fact that he actually knows what he's speaking of
they both end up looking like faggot political students arguing over stupid shit

>Le Pen xD

Because we are out of the EU means we can't trade with the EU?

La TVA ça taxe tout aussi, pas les produits importées seulement.

macron: terrorists gonna terrorist

he is done.

WOOO MACRON JUST MADE AN AWESOME COMEBACK

Don't forget it's retirement at 60 with 40 years working. I kinda hope this could be used against régimes spéciaux but I'm pretty sure it wont...

Loooool he is triggered....kek

this what an idiot, he acted like the decheance is to dissuade terrorists when it's to remove them so they can't attack anything in the first place

he's this dumb

If you're not working at 20 you're a shit.

yes the sarkozy mannerisms are cringe

its literally her name

No you are the shit stain of the world you pretend to be nice but you're actually just a bunch of pretentious assholes who drink maple syrup in wine glasses I genuinely hope you have a happy family someday and then your wife gets into a car accident and when she recovers I hope she gets raped by a Syrian refugee and I hope she gets pregnant by the Syrian refugee and you'll have to raise a child knowing that is not yours and you're going to have to look in the eyes and realize that this child is a physical representation of how much of a cuck you truly are fuck you and fuck off

Yup. He's triggered now.

no way, that makes sense though, I will definitely check it out haha

>you're complacent with Islamic fundamentalism said Le Pen

Was colonizing Algeria a mistake?

you are complacent with islamic terrorism

macron is fidgeting.

youtube.com/watch?v=5C1NyDnGfW8

Muslim Brotherhood = Salafists!!!

Ohhh shiiiiitttttt

Macrons in bed with the Salafists!

Need a French Bro to make sure the English Translation is exactly what is being said.

Cheers you cheese eating surrender monkeys.

woow lepen framing macron as racism supporter

No, but letting the conquered conquer you is.

ohfucc

shit might be takin off now