America the beautiful thread
America the beautiful thread
Aaron Parker
Luis Myers
Boogie?
Eli White
Well considering both men are on a """"""""diet"""""""" probably
Noah Williams
Hey man we can't all be as great as Florida man.
Jack James
For what purpose would a peron drink frying oil? What would be the body payload?
Adam Hernandez
he's a big guy
Carter Cook
Big?
Aaron Hernandez
Why is it always fucking Florida?
Leo Hughes
25 gallons is impossible. I'll bet non of you faggots could drink a gallon of water in 20 mins.
Carter Flores
youtube.com
this video is guaranteed to cure erectile dysfunction
Cooper Rodriguez
fake news
Bentley Lopez
4
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Adrian James
>people that need to die
Camden Anderson
Florida has a law allowing details of a crime to be released, even before conviction.
Nolan Morales
Fit?
Aiden White
>I am disappoint
Grayson Long
A true american hero, I weep for this wrongfully persecuted patriot.
Jayden Harris
Top tier
Speaking of that song
Nathan Ross
Source
>sips 1000 island
Samuel Bennett
>Florida man
Every time.
Connor Walker
that's actually quite funny
no one wants to get water poisoning
that's about all peace out
Eli Sanchez
>25 gallons
Who's retarded enough to believe shit like this?
Ian Lopez
>later that evening
Ayden Barnes
Fake!
Samuel Wright
is that boogie?
Also T H I C C
Austin Sullivan
>A Florida man
>Florida
PLS NUKE THIS STATE.
Jace Hernandez
I think the original article is funnier. You edited article is hyperbole liberal trash. The left really needs those meme courses and it's sad they aren't helping any. What a waste of life. Probably more pathetic than the hamburgler.
Ryan Scott
imagine being an alien xenomorph trapped inside that monster, unable to get out, drowning in fat..
Christian Thompson
Imagine being Chloe Grace Moretz destroying manpuccy at the gym every noon to fill up your protein demanding vagina.
Noah Adams
He drank 113 litres of oil? Something tells me this isn't real.
Jayden Young
mikeresponts.wordpress.com
Closest shit I could find
Carter Moore
It's weird how, though utterly disgusting, it pretty much didn't even register as a human body to my mind. It doesn't even look human so it's hard to comprehend it's a gigantic cellulite squinchy ass.
Robert Clark
Does this man have Prader-Willi syndrome? I knew someone with that, mad shit, he used to eat raw sausages, anything he could get his hands on, they had to lock the fridge and all the cupboards and he couldn't go out on his own.
Angel Walker
...
Grayson Stewart
lol,
Adrian Hughes
sounds spoopy desu
Matthew Rogers
Who is this woman? I need a quick rundown
Logan Brown
Slide thread!
Easton Torres
...
Colton Peterson
He later voted for Trump too.
Logan Miller
Source, faggot.
You can't drink more than a gallon AT MOST. It's literally impossible.
David Gonzalez
Most of us burgers are too lazy to read anything except the headline, but we're also too proud to admit we didn't read the rest.
Carter Barnes
this look like one of those dumb cold war fake CIA news stories.
Dylan Fisher
This
Charles Adams
Thats like almost 90L avg recommended water is 2.5L
I call bs
Levi White
Damn, Walter White really let himself go after Breaking Bad.