HAPPENING!! MAJOR FLOODING IN MIDWEST

How are you guys holding up?

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>caring what happens in the flyover states

>whitest part of america
>not caring
you almost fooled me with your proxy, sven

whitest part of america is the pacNW

I would be doing so much fishing if I lived there. It sucks up here, not being able to fish on the highway.

>tfw no Steak 'n Shake here

>MIDWEST
Where? The eastern part of the Midwest are gaylords, I wanna know if I need to worry.

t. Missouri user who literally lives within three miles of this photo. It's literally no big deal, it happens every 1.5-2 years like clockwork.

same. paradise valley here
mainly missouri, illinois, arkansas, and oklahoma

That's the Maritz building in So. Co. I know where that is.

>literally

Fuck off MI fag. FL # 1 faggot

Our watershed is so huge we can and do die in its own current. It's so humid here we are all slowly evolving gills to breathe. In a few million years we will be underwater away from you commie reddit MI fucks.

Shit, I'm good then. I will pay attention to this if I keep seeing threads on it though. Pretty comfy shit.

lel serves them right, rural and suburban retards deny global warming

>MI
we've had two people die already. not sure why you're so pissed off though but makes sense when you're dumb enough to get the state initials wrong

Southeast Missouri here.
Used to it. Makes fishing fucking awesome.
Love seeing shit get rekt yearly.

MO user here, there's a puddle by a tree. It's so bad here that I won't want to walk in the grass if I want my shoes to stay dry.

i feel like there is an unusual amount of misery contained in missouri. if we're not dealing with nigs destroying everything we're having historic floods every couple of years or tornadoes razing entire towns

for fucks sake i live in noco and i haven't been able to look out my window for the past 3 or 4 days because of all the fog

Stay jelly kid

Shut your pinko mouth

>MI
That's us. We have all the Water.

lol fuck you and your swamp broski, at least we don't have gators sitting down at our dinner table

dude why are you going full retard

>cali fag pissed he doesn't live in the best part of the best nation on earth

i would tell you to kill yourself but you're already dead !

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>Our watershed is so huge
The Florida watershed? user, what are you talking about?

Hurricanes suck, but they don't flood for long

>happening
>midwest

Unless nukes are involved no one cares. :/

>caring about obese walsharters

white or not most of them are retarded

checked

rain makes fishing awful dumbass

>Midwest
>not Michigan, Ohio, or Illinois
>not a happening

I'm australian

I live 10 or so miles from there on 141

>obese walsharters
those are in the south, friendo

and where are you from user?

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How many contrails have you been getting? This could have been a forced flood

>rust belt
>midwest
pick one

sup SEMO bro

>checked
mfw i left illinois/midwest shitbaggery long ago. don't miss the floods one bit.

bs. mass is a terrible place. nh is the best new england, also #1 state.

holy shit it flooded so hard it washed away the road from its columns

i wonder how many decades that toll road has been under construction

it actually just started this year because it floods so often. this may be the worst its ever flooded though. its way worse than his picture. a couple of levees just broke within this hour too

Cape G. here. Just floatin in my boat down broadway chillin

Arkansasfag here. I have never seen flooding this bad in my life. I'm in a populated, bigger city here that has never flooded and now it's overflowing. People are losing their goddamn minds and children and normie women have died. It's a glimpse of what the greater happening will be like.

Local FFL got flooded and my new raifu is MIA

There is supposed to be a campsite and bridge in this pic

It's chemtrails not contrails and it never hurts to invest in some orgonite because that's whats winning wars against the mind control towers and scalar weaponry

This...literally clockwork...every year...
>636 here, 314 refugee
who else is ready for 3 straight wins?

I love the flooding because I live on a hill and the niggers live below me.

It's a nice view.

Is that Missouri? Missouri floods every time there's slightly more than average rainfall. It fucking blocks i-44 and you have to take a 3 hour detour through Roland, fuck that state.
- t oklahoman

Sorry mobro, nice doubleoos.

blame the north for building illegal levies
thetelegraph.com/news/100305/protection-or-problem-levee-heights-spark-debate-over-flood-safety#

It will be rusty after the flood oxidizes all the metal infrastructure

It's just in Missouri user. Based Kansas is ok.

Yeah, I didn't even know that was a thing, the whole build levees higher than they are supposed to be. Kind of a dick move.

Nah, I saw an entire family riding through town on mobile scooters once. The kids weren't actually fat yet, but I guess the parents bought them in anticipation of it?

I'm the only european immigrant on this threat

Bullshit, I heard the entire state of Jayhawk has been laid flat.

MI is michigan you stupid unamerican fucktard

MO is missouri

Have some Midwest sluts my manon.

met a girl from belgium once. she was a qt

Feel bad for poo Ferguson liquor man.

T. Lived on Count when born, grew up by Northland, also white.

They look Israeli

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Flooding is normal here, no big deal. Everyone chill the fuck out.

MUZZAD knows no bounds, they are everywhere.

We ain't the prettiest, but we got a sweet seal.

Fact: The missouri seal has the MOST bears of any state seal.

Fact;That means we have 3 right bear arms.

Fact:We have constitutional carry


Thus we are the only state in the union not to have the right to bear arms. We have the right three bear arms, and you can't compete with that.


Right three bear arms.

Literally filled with a bunch of communist hippies

>Live in Kansas
>Farmers stoked about cool, wet spring

More global warming plz

NOT THE STEAK N SHAKE! ANYTHING BUT THE STEAK N SHAKE

FACT: Missourians are the most powerful race in the world

Also Missouri user, like other Missouri anons
Just another day in Missouri, still had to go to work cause the bridge survived this time

any status on elmhurst IL?

my cousins live there

No but its probably fine. Floods dont kill people in Illinois, only salt OD, Gun control and the gangs do.

kek last time this happened the steak n shake was closed for months. also the burger king which you cant see in the picture permanently closed. i dont think steak n shake is gonna survive this time

Damn that sucks. Here in Indiana we have one on every corner pretty much.. I think the franchise started here

A statewide tragedy for sure, with its fall a Waffle house is sure to lay claim to its ruins
This is the End times

yeah im pretty sure its a midwest thing. we have them everywhere too.

Because there is surely going to be a lack of steak'n shakes.

I like the waffle house anyway.

heres a current picture of the situation

God DAMMIT REEEEEEEE

Want my Fresco Melt and cheese fries NOW

nigger plz. Triple w/ Pepperjack, BBQ and a fried egg.

Dont halfass a steak house.

>look up orgonite

go Mcfuck yourself

>tfw the Steak & Shake in my town closed out of the blue recently

feels supremely bad man

Ohio reporting in
My yard is kind of wet. Probably only be able to mow 3/4 of it this weekend.

Trapped at my lake house

>not getting the 7x7
ISHYGDDT

pinko commies aren't white. Tejanos are whiter than you.

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Samezies. And yes
>final 4 bound?

Hey, Boris. What is I told you your Commie pinko mother sucked so much dick...

SD reporting in, it's fine here. Barely rained at all.