Brit/pol/ - Punished England Edition

>OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ HEIGHT SURVEY
strawpoll.me/12888441

>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

>West Midlands First Mayoral Election Tomorrow
itv.com/news/2017-05-02/west-midlands-mayoral-election-2017-candidates/

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39784164

>Labour Promises To Stop Hospital Closures
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/election-2017-labour-stop-hospital-closures-nhs-conservative-cuts-tories-a7714581.html

>Inheritance Tax Hike - Labour To Cut Threshold In Half
express.co.uk/news/politics/799728/Jeremy-Corbyn-Labour-Party-John-McDonnell-inheritance-tax-general-election

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=kC7DFzVMTDM
m.youtube.com/watch?v=kC7DFzVMTDM
reaction.life/blairite-plan-take-lib-dems/
youtu.be/yJd2bHwVnLE
youtu.be/U4OxxrVZjNs
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>"Yes, you there, the portly teenager with the acne and glasses, do you have anything to add on economic subsidies for rural Welsh grain farmers?"

First for the God King of Southern England

yes well i believe if the bankers didnt have such big bonuses then we could put the welsh grain farmers on welfare and buy grain from china instead thank you

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[PUNISHED ANGLO]

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gf sucking the cock as I type this.

Fuck it, I'm voting for Corbyn.

[Punished Billy Ocean]

Somebody please make a Punished Snake meme for Punished England

We all voting tomorrow lads?

Prove it

Shame it's not yours eh?

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Kaya

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I'm voting Lib Dem or Labour as well lmao

Be on the lookout for communist infiltrators, they're in our thread, pushing shit memes

What, are you gay? Fuck off youpsdndsniodod. Sorry, just came.

Out

Also leftists fuck off.

Why does the Milkman produce funny pics so consistently?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=kC7DFzVMTDM

Fucking share this. UKIP could win Sunderland because of this.

W-we d-did it! Let's all vote Tory to celebrate XDDDD

clause 4 must be reinstalled by labour. I WILL NOT vote for a party that doesn't have a modicum of intention to redistribute the means of production

Underrated

Hello R.eddito
You have the endurance of an Eagle (in a Labour leadership election)

I told you to fuck off in your other thread.
NYPA

do one

>mfw I'm the only one at 5'5"

m.youtube.com/watch?v=kC7DFzVMTDM

Actual link

>only places that vote lib dem are 100% white rural places
I guarantee if you took them on a coach through Bradford, Luton, East London, Tower Hamlets, Dewsbury, Rotherham, or any other "diverse" city they'd all vote UKIP.

>Tfw the Lib Dems are getting THINGS'D

reaction.life/blairite-plan-take-lib-dems/

What should we do about foreign aid?

Nahh can't be arsed.
I'm half thinking I should register to vote in the general so I can try voting John Mann out of his safe seat, just because I have a personal grudge against him and he's a silly cunt, but aside from that I'm really not interested.
They need to offer more referenda, those are really fun.

Kill yourself commie ghoul.

Cute

Nah, the Lib Dem husbands would let their wives out to 'try the local cuisine' while they stay seated on the coach playing mobile scrabble in silence.

You are such a cuck, If you don't want to share it don't I couldn't care less.

That picture is like my every day life

Distribute to white countries only.

Anyone else going to see Alien?

I'll probably shit myself in the cinema.

Increase it goyim.

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Cut it off completely, let them fend for themselves.

Tell the Wogs they either let us make decisions on their internal and external policy or lose all funding. Instantly the empire is back or we save a few bob, win-win.

Stop living in a city.

>when you have one normalbook friend that keeps liking and sharing communist memes

Spam this thread over and over.
No problem.

Trump general.
Go ahead make yourselves at home.

VOTE LABOUR
shutitdown.jpg

Always vote, even spoiled ballot.

i legit like these i think they're pretty good desu

>the 6 foot manlets on this board

If you are under 6ft 3 you need to kill yourself you fucking inadequate manlet

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>When you say you'll invest in school's but don't want anyone to be successful in life

I'm 10 foot.

Little niggas like you are my bitches.

I need to, drove through a little village near Hull today it was beautiful, I was Gobsmaked

thanks bae

>everyone has degrees
>oh shit who does the pleb jobs
>ship in third worlders to balance it out
>recreate Rhodesia where the whites have the top 10% of jobs and the nogs do the other 90%
WTF, I love Corbyn now.

Hell yes, brother. Prometheus was underrated and I'm psyched to see the resolution of it.

Please give examples/sources on the many times that the USA has fucked us over.

>Suez
>Empire deconstruction

These go without saying. Of course, more sources for them would be appreciated. Any others?

>ahm six foot faiive!

>youtu.be/yJd2bHwVnLE

Why do 100% of protestant ulster girls look so fucking trashy all the time? they're a mix of scots and irish ppl and both of those countries are reasonably attractive. What went wrong?

they could rig it so the tories won
they could rig it so labour won
i literally don't give a flying fuck either way

End it. If the government reroutes those funds to British spending then plenty of foreigners are going to get some anyway.

I think we should not be so racist!

I can't work out if there is an outbreak of gallows humour on here re: Brexit or if it's just demob happiness at the prospect of finally being free of the EU.

>both of those countries are reasonably attractive

That is where you are wrong.

Post examples, not many of us are Norn Iron m8

Looks like Dan Schneider

Lads...I'm a homo


I sucked cock...I cuddled with a guy

And I liked it

Part genuine EU shills, part blackpills, part Brexit supporters realising they've been duped.

nice quads

Black pills.

What would you do if your best mate said he was gay (and not into you of course)?

Actually from Scotland, it's just that my uni is fucking full to the brim with norn ironers

Nice quads, sir.

>a chink
>a pole
>a ingress

Labour voting base right there. Corbyn in absolute disbelief.

Because Northern Ireland is a nightmare land where the working class of both sides are ugly monsters optimized for rioting
>t.working class ulsterman

The middle class ones are alright looking though, so long as they're not too inbred, also important to remember that fashion is a bit behind over here

Brit/pol/ voting intention:

DISCUSSIONS ABOUT PENISES INCLUDING SIZE COMPARISONS AND NO FAP: 23% (+82)
HOW TO RID THE UK OF PAKIS AND OTHER VERMIN: 22% (+8)
BREXIT: 11% (+2)
FUCK YOU EU WE'RE NOT PAYING: 10.5% (+76)
I HAVEN'T STARTED MY DISSERTATION AND IT'S DUE IN TOMORROW: 9.5% (+19)
THE MILKMANS WIFE IS A BLOKE: 9% (+21)
TUNNOCKS TEACAKES: 9% (-28)
MOGGY: 8.9% (+9)
ARE NIGEL: 7% (-13)
MUMMY (EVEN THOUGH I WAS A BARREN WASTELAND) MAY: 6% (-2)
I'M PISSED LADS EVEN THOUGH IT'S ONLY 10 IN THE MORNING: 5% (-13)
NOBODY GOOD ON QUESTION TIME TONIGHT LADS: 4% (-2)
NICOLA STURGEON IS A DESPOTIC CRANKEY: 4% (+8)
PETER HITCHENS: 3% (-4)
DIANE ABBOTT: WOULD YOU? 2% (+7)
ARE ENOCH: 1% (-5)
KARENPOSTING AND OTHER ANIME 0.9% (-13)
MUMMY: 0.85% (-2)
I'M FEELING DEPRESSED TODAY LADS 0.8% (+5)
ARE BOWDEN: 0.8% (-4)
TOMMY ROBINSON IS A GAY JEW: 0.7% (-5)
HOW TO KILL USING A SMALL PORTABLE LETTER-OPENER: 0.7% (+3)
KAYLEIGH: 0.65% (+19)
RACHEL RILEY: 0.6% (-13)
TIM THE MILKMAN FARRON: 0.6% (-2)
SOME TWAT AND HIS MADE-UP GIRLFRIEND DILEMMA: 0.5% (-5)
ARE NHS: 0.4% (+3)
THATCHER: 0.35% (-4)
ALAN PARTRIDGE : 0.3% (-5)
PETER KAY: 0.25% (-13
SOME TWAT ON ABOUT GYMS: 0.2% (-9)
PETER KAY AS TRANNY: 0.1% (-2)
PRITTI IS PRETTY STICKY: 3 Votes
BIG SOUP: 3 Votes
SOME TWAT ON ABOUT HOUSE PRICES: 2 Votes
PUBE: 1 Vote only.

(via Sup Forums/pol / 1-3 May)

>Irish
>attractive

>MOGGY: 8.9% (+9)

BIASED TORY POLLS REEEEE

The Tories! The Tories! The ruddy Tories!

>also important to remember that fashion is a bit behind over here
Do they still wear those ebin '90s jackets made of an extremely flammable material and thick wool turtleneck jumpers.

tunnocks

Did you stretch his foreskin out and blow into it his willy and inflate it like a little balloon?

Not that far behind, think like 2-5 years behind
Those ugly fake army jackets with brass studs are still really popular over here

Why is no one taking notice of this? It's no wonder the country is going to shit.

Oh right, can't remember ever meeting any norns besides my old French teacher who was actually pretty fit
It's possible

Thanks Britbros - 1st quads ever for me, but I don't wish to be the harbinger of the

>Blackpill

Ooof, i'd put £1 in her jukebox, if you know what I mean

The ones Rodney used to wear?

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>tfw you realise Hitler was classically handsome as fuck

What do I ask for in the barbers for this trim? It's slightly different to Hitler Youth cut.

These hideous things

Jesus Christ, I've never seen anything like tnat in my life, it's fucking horrific.

Looks like a low fade of the side and about 6 inches on tip, slicked over with some sort of pomade

When will you annex european part of Russia? I want british cock in my ass.

Worth staying up tomorrow for local elections or just bed and up early?

Can I have a QT slav?
youtu.be/U4OxxrVZjNs

Why would you post that picture, you wanker?