I'm Jewish and i'm about to watch The Passion of The Christ

I'm Jewish and i'm about to watch The Passion of The Christ.

Wish me luck

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About the same as a German watching Schindler's List

I'm thinking about watching that one too!

Don't you ever talk to me or my wifes black goy like that ever again.

Lets make them jealous. Let's fuck right in front of them.

youtu.be/EseXUufowr8

explain yourself

me and my wife agreed that I should save my virginity till after a few years of marriage

you're an atheist and you got married? not smart huh.

Good luck indeed, OP. We await your conversion with bated breath. I'd recommend a protestant denomination of the Arminian tradition. Come join us Wesleyans and Methodists. The water is fine.

Will you accept me into your church knowing that I'm only 5'6 ?

Only very reluctantly.

In that case I refuse to join your church considering you have such low standards.

It's like a shark watching JAWS

Well we'd accept you, but we wouldn't like you. We'd put signs on your back that say "kick me" and play mean pranks involving whoopee cushions. We also wouldn't let you marry one of our fine Wesleyan babes. With that said, we don't turn anyone away. Although your hesitance and refusal fits well into our Arminian doctrine that man can indeed choose to reject God's Grace.

#SpyingSusan
Susan Rice refuses to testify,
so lets get this trending faggots.

>Arminian doctrine

Not sure what an Arminian is. I'm assuming you mean Armenian and just don't know how to spell it thanks to the American educational system.

It's named for a prominent theologian.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arminianism

>I'm Jewish

Lets slow down a bit. Let me learn about Jesus first before we get to balding Dutch men from the 16th century.

>I'm Irish and I'm about to push a fiddler off the roof.

Jesus was a total bro. Good luck, Jew.

Thanks, Skip.

I'm not your "Skip", buddy.

fpbp

Fuck off, I already saw this episode.

>le kekistan meme

Gas yourself please

Cool blog, how do I subscribe?

Except Jews really did kill Jesus.

>Schindler's List
>fiction
>hurts

What?

Spoiler alert. Jesus dies.

Hey Portugal, you're not white.

>We await your conversion
What?
>Come join us Wesleyans and Methodists.
Oh, Protestant faggot.
OP, I await your conversion to bug food after you self-crucify as atonement for your hellspawn people murdering Our Lord and Savior, Jesus H. Christ of Nazareth (PBUH).