Could you honestly imagine life as a middle class white girl?

Could you honestly imagine life as a middle class white girl?

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Boring as fuck

I dream of it senpai. It's life on easy mode

Rather kill myself.

Oh boy. Imagine never having to work, having men throw money at you for no reason other than you exist and they're lonely and having multiple opportunities in life even though you're not deserving of it.

Honestly, if I was a female, I would stream on Twitch. Lonely pathetic betas throw money at them like it's candy. It's so fucking sad.

Life on easy mode

sounds pretty comfy desu.

>dumb as a box of rocks
>looks good
>doesn't have to care about anything
>bleeds every month but I guess that's something you get used to
>complain about every all the time anyway
>be a gigantic manipulative bitch and everybody considers this to be acceptable

Maybe it wouldn't be so bad

This desu. Pretty middle class white circa 1970s-2000s is easy mode.

yes, but thankfully I am repulsed enough that I find it very difficult to self-insert

Easily one of the happiest and easiest life modes there are.

This

>be born
>regularly attend church and school
>maintain abstinence until 18
>marry childhood friend
>raise children and be protected by husband
>die happy and loved surrounded by family

second from the right is hottest.

Easy as hell, but boring as hell.

I'll probably pass

yeah, imagine yourself sucking black cock

i would masturbate all day like i do now, except i would get paid to do so

I bet it's still a shitty struggle. I wouldn't trade for it.

No, I can't. Anyway white girl above the poverty line and upwards of 5/10 is living the easiest life possible
>highest sexual value
>everyone worships you
>no worries
Many of them actually think of themselves as geniuses because of the worship.

Hold up, its only easy if your BMI is

>This is how Sup Forums thinks women are
Kek

Boring.

I don't care about comfy, I care about CONQUEST

>choke in nigger cock

But I don't want to suck sick tho

Have an insatiable craving for big black cock and no morals whatsoever.

...

Really puts things into perspective

T. (Currently) Working class straight white male born into poverty

No ones on my side- no one stands up for me, I have to get out of this mess on my own:(

Its a board full of virgins.

Closeted.

I wish.

>thinks a fucking leaf speaks for Sup Forums
Kek

Like , oh my god , totally.

Is the girl on the far right an Amanda Seyfried doppelganger?

>suck a lot of dick
>get free shit

Not that complicated desu

Their lives seem easy, trivial to us

But in their vacuous state, ruled by emotion, life is anything but easy. Even when there is nothing to be concerned over they will create little drama that turn into all consuming nightmares that they destroy themselves over. Women / girls have a very tenuous grip on reality and have very little control over it. They are mostly miserable

Do you have any of them from behind bending over?
For research purposes

Too bad any chance I had I blew off and cheated on them or used them. I'm a piece of shit

shut the fuck up you white male, cisgendered, heterosexual privileged piece of shit

...

You're a sack of shit.

This so fucking much.
Cunts really need competition

The sexual value only holds up till 24. From then on it's a quick ride down to the absolute rock bottom at 32 where they lose their last bit of value and dignity.

sauce plz

If I had a body like that id marry a rich man immediately at 18 and never work ever and just have fun my whole life. These women are fucking dumb. when they're done with college and gained 15 pounds and have wrinkles and boy hair no rich man will never want them.

>ctrl-f black

goddamit pol

No, this is how I wish women were.
That's how I'd live.

>not recognizing satire
For shame.

I'd be a huge slut.

I would be such a slut.

word up my Nigel

>marry a beta orbiter who will worship you forever
>never divorce him and be a housewife and do nothing all day
too easy

>tfw you work in a supermarket and hope the rich white girl students will notice you but you're a piece of scenery that they totally ignore

still more bearable it seems, as they have less suicides

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_differences_in_suicide

>be born
>go to school
>suck ten dicks and smoke weed
>die after being raped by an immigrant friend
Isn't this better?

You beat me to it , you fuck.

It's not as easy as you think being a woman. Think about all the bullshit a woman encounters every day:

>bad sex
>small dicks
>weird ugly losers being attracted to you
>assholes who just fuck you and leave you
>some bitch tagging you in a shitty unairbrushed photo when you were bloated and broke out that night

It would be so easy

I would toy with men's hearts and cocks.

I wonder what it's like knowing that for the next 10-15 years, nearly every man will want to fuck you. Your only competition is others in the same boat. This seems like two billionaires fighting over who have the shinier gold coins.

...And then after 15 years your billions are all gone and you're standing next to a stop sign on an interstate off ramp with a sign that says "Any cock helps".

Look at that schnoz!

That sounds good to you?

Imagine everywhere you go almost everyone treats you like how a Hooters waitress treats customers

We're only virgins because staying abstinent until 30 provides the untold powers of kekromancy

I enjoy being nuffin but a hound dog

Nothing like a hardcore make out session with a a blond life guard

I have entirely too much dignity and far too great a capacity for shame to ever know what life would be like without.

>tfw when too scared of women to go to Hooter's

>shitpost all day at home
>pretend to like beta orbiter
>maybe have to raise a child but that might not happen
>be a NEET until you die
you tell me if this is good, in my opinion, its amazing.

What is this work of fiction I see before me?

(Acually is true if you are mormon)

I know Nigga

I see you trying to sneak under the radar.

Tits or gtfo

comfy as fuck unless I were a 2/10 chubby uggo

>the world has fallen so far that this is now a distant fantasy
Hitler should have won.

I hope you're right, because I can't stand the current situation. The other day I had a girl speak to me for nearly a full hour nonstop, just inane details. I dropped hints but I couldn't make her stop

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