>Wendy's vagina tastes like salty french fries and milkshakes
Daniel Anderson
Youre persistent
Wyatt Perry
Drumpl
Hudson Parker
What are the odds of this Healthcare bill working?
Anthony Peterson
...
Andrew Moore
Le Pen will win. Kek wills it
David Kelly
POTUS is going down in flames and /ptg/ is enjoying the final moments!
Jacob Mitchell
ATTENTION!!!
ATTENTION!!!
ATTENTION!!!
Sweetie Honey Cakes Bess Kalb is going to speak on Saturday!
I'm asking for some intrepid user to capture this potentially divine moment for us! Her vocal chords will either elevate her up to meme status or she'll become disgraced.
Julian Sanchez
0.001%
Anthony Torres
It either works or Manafort pays a visit to Paul Ryan's family.
Jonathan Sanchez
I hope Duterte makes time to come see Trump
Jaxon Bell
Give me the basic gestalt on the EO Trump is signing tomorrow. Will it allow Christian bakers to deny service for gay wedding cakes? Will it allow Muslims to practice sharia under the guise of religious freedom?
Jackson Adams
>boy turns 18 >one day after tweeting a thank you to ICE calling them superheroes for helping America (saying they're overlooked for the good that they do), he was arrested by ICE >he will be deported
Really???
Brandon Wood
next to none but thats the point
Hunter Smith
Morning >US tests long range ballistic missile >Comey goes to Washington >Testifies before House Intel Committee >Confirms that classified emails were on Anthony Wiener’s computer >Said Huma would send the emails to Wiener so he could print them out >Calls Wikileaks “intelligence porn” >Said that the thought of the FBI affecting the 2016 election makes him “mildly nauseous” >Michael Moor wants The Rock to run for president >Melania sends thank you note to Pamela Anderson for faux Russian fur >Trump meets Palestinian President Afternoon >Trump says he’ll achieve peace between Palestine and Israel >Tillerson delivers talk to State Department on America First >Putin: Trump backs Syria safe zones >Trump doing away with White House Cinco de Mayo celebration >Is a 16 year tradition >Pence will still celebrate >Puerto Rico declares bankruptcy >Spicer rally >Says Trump has confidence in Comey >Argues with Brietbart over the wall funded by the spending bill >Susan Rice refuses to testify before Congress >Poll: Trump approval among Hispanics hits 45% >Won 29% of Latino vote in election >Up from 39% in February >Ann Coulter: No point in voting for a Republican ever again Tonight >House passes spending bill >House will vote on healthcare bill tomorrow >Trump to sign executive order tomorrow removing the penalty against churches and religious organizations from participating in political discussions >Texas legislature passes “anti sanctuary city” bill >Allows government to withhold funds from cities that don’t comply with Federal immigration authorities >Cops can ask about immigration status for even a traffic stop >Apple announces $1 billion fund for American manufacturing >Marie Le Penn: France will be led by a woman, me or Frau Merkel
Thomas Thomas
use this one then recycle later
Samuel Sanchez
>she should feel comfortable being underneath white men
Hudson King
Four months is far away and long too late, Trump is risking American jobs and lives with this budget. If he signs it, we will have an anchor baby boom by foreign workers,illegals and refugees while the white population slowly dies out and becomes a minority.
Trump should've just shut the government down, At least we wouldn't become a minority and he would be able to do his promises. Now we have to watch our loved ones get killed and raped by refugees and illegals. And watch foreign poo in loo fuckers take our jobs we worked hard for away. If more democrats then republicans voting for this budget isn't enough proof, You're blind.
Whatever happened to America First?
Jonathan Brooks
Yes and no respectively.
David Hall
>there are people on this planet that take her seriously
Henry Rodriguez
How is Syria going to look in a few years? It's a mess with Assad and will be a mess without Assad I believe.
Christian Sanchez
People need to go and call her sweetie.
Chase Ramirez
Checkmate pede
Elijah Price
>civilians screwing around in military matters
"No"
Michael Ortiz
Can I get a basic gestalt on the new healthcare bill?
Jason Garcia
One of two things will happen, either it passes or Paul Ryan steps down, which do you prefer?
Eli Ramirez
And here I thought our weapons and tactics were our military's greatest strength
Blake Thompson
Checked!
Liam Gomez
...
Jose Hernandez
working as in passing or working as in making healthcare more affordable?
Asher Edwards
...
Brayden Thompson
>that moment when Ann Coulter lost morale
She was always fickle, though, it seems.
Lucas Murphy
>diversity prevents bullet wounds
Adam Evans
>these people are in their 30s
embarrassing
Asher Wilson
Would she wear a maga hat?
Nicholas Baker
how much does pence lift?
Zachary Stewart
HAHAHAHA. Based ICE.
Asher Williams
AWOOOOOOOMENT
Josiah Hughes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, stupid spic.
Ryan Hall
Yes, those who seek to murder us will cower in terror at our diversity
has Elongated musket made a reappearance? has Trump said anything about space?
Belta life is the life for me, pls gib
Grayson Walker
How the fuck is the spending bill good? It's going to fuck up our country and Trump. More refugees and Illegals, More Jobs taken away by Foreigners. Increasing H2B visas, that's not remotely good news at all. He needs to shut down the government this isn't close to winning in the slightest. It's our demographic fucking replacement.
David Kelly
...
Daniel Brooks
Obama should have changed those laws back when he had a Super-Majority in the House and Senate. But whoops! Maybe next time Amigos! Vote D!
Samuel Long
>Every night, we just cry together
Truml's America.
Mason Reed
>"no criminal record" Except for, you know, illegally immigrating.
Juan Perry
I can fap to this
Nolan Barnes
Remove them both. Spiritually. And physically.
Andrew Smith
rules are rules
Aiden Baker
Honestly I bet he did something wrong (besides being here illegally kek) and tried sucking up to ICE
Connor Howard
>asylum seeker >breaks the law and derails his asylum application if he even applied
Ryder Martin
>Apple announces $1 billion fund for American manufacturing MS PooInTheLoo BTFO
Elijah Brown
Two truck batteries, one in each hand.
Colton Perez
dibs on kac
Landon Jones
how many days until trump is president?
Luke Parker
Thphmumphth
Christian Jackson
...
Brody Rodriguez
Ryan stepping down. He fucking blows.
Josiah Cox
Donald Trump will never be president!!
Joshua Young
>"Illegal Alien Attempts to Sweet Talk ICE"
yeah nice try
Matthew Foster
Trump finally invited Hillary to the white house?
Landon Myers
Some cheek you have talking about potatoes when your ancestors left because they had none. They'd be ashamed that you're a delusional fuck worshipping a billionaire and making up conspiracies about people who don't share your delusions
Nicholas Reyes
...
Carson Stewart
>>Trump doing away with White House Cinco de Mayo celebration
Owen Moore
Easy question
Jonathan Sanchez
...
Anthony Evans
THIS. It's a long road to open dialogue. Decisive action doesn't exist easily in lawmaking, people come in and shit all over new bills with earmarks and special considerations for their slavemasters. He has to let them run out of options before they will stop running around the barnyard like chickens facing slaughter. Once the same old tricks they are used to sliding under the radar don't work anymore they'll be forced into what is actually affordable or what Trump promised the people. This is a big issue, it will take many small movements.
Jose Reed
And yet you didn't go with her. What terrible children with no loyalty to their own mother.
Daniel Johnson
WE BOUT TO SMASH OBAMACARE
Evan Robinson
A 4 MONTH SPENDING BILL WILL DOOM US ALL. DOOMED I TELLS YA! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Juan Kelly
>Joe making threats That can be fixed
Hunter Cox
This isn't funny. He sounds like a patriot.
Colton Johnson
Trump has said he wants to get to Mars in his second term
Evan Stewart
Remember guys, there's a legit chance that the Democrats were paying part of the Russian intelligence apparatus to make the Trump dossier. This could be the plot twist to end all plot twists. The FBI Russia investigation could literally incriminate Democrats.
Anthony James
DRUUUMPF NOOO
Hudson Fisher
>-176 days
Xavier Gutierrez
Think we'll get Star Wars celebrations instead?
Ryan Gomez
She's so sweet
Easton Morales
...
Juan Rodriguez
You expect them to go to that god forsaken hell hole where the cops will sell you to the drug lords? I mean... Viva Mexico! Fuck USA!
Carson Rodriguez
Both
Dominic Walker
A CUTE!
Jayden Hill
...
Owen Rivera
The Baby Boom already created a lot of babies in less amount of time, What makes you think these illegals and refugees with an extremely high birth rate won't do this as well? You're naive this is pretty fucking serious.
Christian Young
>Ann finally took the blackpill She'll be singing a much different tune once FY 2018 starts
Easton Smith
...
Jaxon Collins
Wtf? Every president should be committed to stopping hate.
Aaron Bell
time to awoo?
Xavier Brown
THEYS DINDU NUFFIN GIBSMEDAT MONEY DRUMPF
Juan Mitchell
Ryan getting axed. We've lived through a shutdown before, it actually saved us money and no one noticed a bunch of worthless bureaucrats took some time off.
Ian Baker
bahahahaha
I would literally love nothing more in my lifetime than to see Obama go down in flames and all of his cronies with him.
