BREAKING NEWS: HOUSE OF WINDSOR HAS BEEN DISSOLVED.
The madman did it. The House of Windsor will be replaced with the rightful heirs!!!!!!!
WE KANGZ NOW!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
BREAKING NEWS: HOUSE OF WINDSOR HAS BEEN DISSOLVED.
The madman did it. The House of Windsor will be replaced with the rightful heirs!!!!!!!
WE KANGZ NOW!
dailymail.co.uk
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
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U S A
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WEAH GUNA CLEAN OUT LONDON LIKE YOU WOULDN'T FOCKIN BUHLEEEV
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One question, will he keep he England english, if so then sure fuck it why not.
Wasn't this a John Goodman movie from the early 90s?
I have it on good authority that he will move the crown to DC after he forms a new Anglo-sphere commonwealth.
We have our first volunteer for the guillotine.
Honestly he would probably fix the UK up
Yup here it is. Haven't seen it in years.
Sadly, the English won't understand that they are being trolled. This man means to mock your pathetic tradition of inheriting power.
You dare challenge His Majesty's claim?
I think the point is that the british monarchy has been illegitimate for a few hundred years thanks to a slutty queen. Some documentary traced the "rightful heir" to Australia but they never went into detail about if all of his ancestry were all royalty of some degree.
rightful king here
this is true
He's butt ugly fat ass.
He doesn't look like king or monarchy material.
protip: Most kangz looked like shit due to inbreeding.
top kek
Disputes are settled by bigger army diplomacy.
He will need trump to support his claim.
There is no dispute. His claim is unquestionable.
water tight. the queen might as well just surrender the crown right now before the public turns on her.
why are americans so obsessed with another countrys royalty? cant you just be content with burger king
It's our royalty now.
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEIT
Is this what the emergency meeting is about? I figured it was going to be about a green cartoon frog.
THE THRONE, ELIZABETH
It's only women over here who care. It's that fantasy shit about queens and princesses and handsome princes and vampires. They grow out of it though.
BECAUSE IT BELONGS TO US. Did you not read the article?!
>Bat, bald, white American in aviators and a cowboy hat
HAHAHAHAHAHA WE WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED
Elizabeth was a confirmed whore. It's actually hilarious that the retarded plebs at the time believed she was a virgin at death. What a bunch of total morons.
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>tfw your king unironically voted for trump
this timeline cant possibly keep improving
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The only king he's ever going to be is the king of the shortbus!
that ship has sailed booger i am a hairlet for life now
Australia, that's just embarrassing.
>confirmed total whore
So, a normal woman?
Not one of you dumb niggers looked at the date of this article
This is a slide thread
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It's two months old and King Evan declares he will seize the throne in two months.
Thanks for the bump, faggot.
the queens gonna get cucked checkem
hello booger
i like you again now that you're not an open scumbag
>what is sage
go fuck yourself
Is Phillip the ultimate beta?
He is married to a queen, shouldn't that make him king?
You won't be so tough when your head is on a pike.
He has Australian heritage, so he can't be King.
And I can trace part of my family to Charlemange, do I get a prize?
Kek says yes
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Yes, here's you're prize: The Polish Excalibur.
>tfw Americans bestow freedom to London and turn it into Detroit
>spoiler: no one notices
But we wuz commonwealth an shit
he steps foot on our island ill kill him personally
and of course he's fat, bloody yanks
the guy sat down on the chair is the ancestor of george washington
if i went over and punched him in the face how would your country act?
hello booger
I'd step in cuz your a cunt
Her Majesty the Queen will see to it that he lands directly in an asylum.
fuck off chink cunt you gaggin 4 a good duppin u m8?
Kek
>FOCKIN
It's a sort of a Brummie.
topkek, sir
So he's a time traveler then?
Aye, I'll have peace on those terms
hello booger
T-this isn't really happening right?
You dare speak ill of your King, you peasant? I'll gladly meet you on the battlefield, Nigel.
My King will keep your head on a pike for a souvenir in the throneroom. FOR NARNIA!
It is happening. The Crown must be restored to its rightful heir.
Hello booger can you make my hair grow back
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED YOU POMMY BASTARDS
No it's not. This is too fucking funny to actually happen
OH SHIT!!!
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They've called an emergency meeting. They know they're fucked. Probably gonna commit mass suicide, keep some respect before handing over the throne to Sir Lard of Ass.
BREAKING:
I have just received word from Buckingham that King Arthur, ruler of the Britons, has returned from Avalon to claim the throne and save the West. The queen is abdicating to make room for the rightful ruler.
I hope he really becomes the king of England. My sides will float in space for all eternity then.
WE
WUZ
KANGS
GOL
DURN
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Hello booger
I non-ironically love that movie. I saw it as a kid.
hello booger
fuck, they're planning to assassinate the rightful heir! Fucking space lizard monarchists
Movies predict the future it seems.
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hello booger, please stop these posts
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Hello booger.
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Look at me
I am the King now
Oh fuck
This guy was sent an e-mail telling him he's the rightful king of England, and all he had to do was send his credit card number
Now he's come to press his claim
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
GOD BLESS THE USA
WE WUZ KANGZ
kek i remember that.
We about to colonize Europe boys.
this movie predicted Obama
You're a little late to the party, pal.
Also, it's 8 AM. Weren't they supposed to hold a press conference ?
They're probably quaking in their shows thinking of a way to save face, maybe to assassinate the man or bribe him to shut up? Why would they be bothered so much and most importantly why shouldn't they keep tabs on who has the royal genes around the world?
and here I just wanted some kek and they're gonna take it away
Hello booger
wow he actually did it