/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THATS WHY YOU LOST EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>SoS T-Rex address to Dept of State 5/3/17
youtu.be/QcQ5CHhl2_A
>Pres Trump Lunch w/Pres Abbas 5/3/17
youtu.be/lS_phx5pD8s
>Pres Trump meets w/Pres Abbas (Palestine) 5/3/17
youtu.be/ntNgEgUA17I
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/Ed Sec Devos @ School Choice Event 5/3/17
youtu.be/ugnd-uKHvGY
>VP Pence @ Greatest Ally Ind Day Commemoration 5/2/17
youtu.be/JfrKB1OJlyM
>Pres Trump @ USAF Academy CiC Ceremony 5/2/17
youtu.be/o_dondl2G5Y
>Pres Trump w/Ind Community Bankers 5/1/17
youtube.com/watch?v=96zzyfGyfyI
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #14 4/28/17
youtu.be/u7oOmkXYznU
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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AWOO~

Checkmate Plumpkins

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That was a close one

MOMMY
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NIGGER

nevar forget

>ywn go back in time to the 80's to be Ann's faithful husband and father of her children

Is T Rex the most underrated character in the Trump administration?

I vote yes

youtube.com/watch?v=-YD-aHt5qdM

fuck blonalg blumffkurn and fuck people

>not Mulvaney

>sorry i can't bake you a cake,it's against my religion
>REEEEEEEEEE

This makes logical sense

Why are they going after Assange again? There's much bigger problems at home. Let him hang out with those spics.

I wanna cum for mommy Ann's boobies

Are we hype for killing Obongocare?

That's.... exactly what we're saying.

No, this is exactly right.

>"I can't gay marry you. It's against my religion."

Possibly. He's been our best SecState in at least 40 years.

Mulvaney gets real spice time
therefore not underrated

Ann Coulter: No point in voting for a Republican ever again

Reminder that Coulter is a mentally ill tranny and yet retards on Sup Forums will still worship him.

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Might not happen
Moderates are getting scared

Not so fast Flumpkins

KAC is mommy. ann is the demented aunt refuses to be loved

>tfw ann has had more bbc than milo

It was a mistake tweet

You can't force me to do that, it's against my religion

ann let bill maher put his kike penis inside of "her"

how can anyone trust that?

> Pence: Look, Rush, we have lots of gridlock, and we broke the gridlock by giving the Democrats everything except for a few billion bucks to defense! America wins!

Why the fuck aren't they getting called out and threatened with primaries?

Yeah that is not right see you should have the right to not have to serve other people of you religion, but you can't force people to do or act a certain way because of your religion that is called Sharia

Ooh, how nice.

Never try to interact with them.

I'm gonna go find a muslim baker and ask for a cake with mohammed fucking a pig on it. I'm sure the ACLU will defend forcing him to make that cake

>you will never have Laura Ingraham, Ann Coulter and Lee Ann McAdoo as your faithful conserva-wives

youtube.com/watch?v=MdhhoOdD6mQ

Morning
>US tests long range ballistic missile
>Comey goes to Washington
>Testifies before House Intel Committee
>Confirms that classified emails were on Anthony Wiener’s computer
>Said Huma would send the emails to Wiener so he could print them out
>Calls Wikileaks “intelligence porn”
>Said that the thought of the FBI affecting the 2016 election makes him “mildly nauseous”
>Michael Moor wants The Rock to run for president
>Melania sends thank you note to Pamela Anderson for faux Russian fur
>Trump meets Palestinian President
Afternoon
>Trump says he’ll achieve peace between Palestine and Israel
>Tillerson delivers talk to State Department on America First
>Putin: Trump backs Syria safe zones
>Trump doing away with White House Cinco de Mayo celebration
>Is a 16 year tradition
>Pence will still celebrate
>Puerto Rico declares bankruptcy
>Spicer rally
>Says Trump has confidence in Comey
>Argues with Brietbart over the wall funded by the spending bill
>Susan Rice refuses to testify before Congress
>Poll: Trump approval among Hispanics hits 45%
>Won 29% of Latino vote in election
>Up from 39% in February
>Ann Coulter: No point in voting for a Republican ever again
Tonight
>House passes spending bill
>House will vote on healthcare bill tomorrow
>Trump to sign executive order tomorrow removing the penalty against churches and religious organizations from participating in political discussions
>Texas legislature passes “anti sanctuary city” bill
>Allows government to withhold funds from cities that don’t comply with Federal immigration authorities
>Cops can ask about immigration status for even a traffic stop
>Apple announces $1 billion fund for American manufacturing
>Marie Le Penn: France will be led by a woman, me or frau Merkel

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Anyone else got some Rare Pences?

>trying to be nice to antifa

He deserved it.

Actually this is true

Mommy KAC makes me cum

Because moderates only win because they are democrat lite

These are reps in blue districts

>cringe faggot title edition
>general every 5 minutes edition
>3 generals at a time because autism edition

You are the reason this board is trash.
Go back in time and abort yourself subhuman filth.

It was a joke about that Pepsi commercial.

"I can't bake you a cake for a gay wedding, it's against my religion."

Holy fuck how retarded can they be

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seems more like trolling, but trolling antifa is babby mode

Im torn on this. On one hand he does a lot of good and does what the media is supposed to do. But on the other, it bothers me he has access to our military secrets. One mistake and he could get our soldiers killed.

fucking gross

You know what happened to him right?

youtube.com/watch?v=9qKCl9NL1Cg

okay but why is hillary wearing lingerie? seems a little sexist

go away antifa

T-Rex, Mad Dog, Sessions (>tfw no cool nickname) are easily the most solid picks he could have made.

skeletor's boobs are thicker than her waist. no wonder she can't have kids.

Found the tranny lover

You cant joke with antifa in a cutesy way. They're rabid and will try to sneak in a way to bash your head in. Know your enemy.

>jeff "brick a spic" sessions

Because Sessions is old school AG
He was supposed to be Reagan's AG but that fell through

Its why he went on a rant about Pot and Wikileaks

He's living in the 80s where the war on drugs was still sort of popular and leakers were silenced with prosecution

ann is a fucking retard though

don't worry, i saw you post it at like the 351 mark last thread if that matters :3

he was trolling them. the lefties were super butthurt about that pepsi commercial when they had to front the reality that their movement isn't anti establishment at all

in the comic, its a theme brothel

TRUE CONSERVATIVE SHOWDOWN
WHO ARE THE TRUE CONSERVATIVES?
TRUE CONSERVATIVE SHOWDOWN
WHO ARE THE TRUE CONSERVATIVES?

Wasn't that faggot a professor and now getting charged for assault with a deadly weapon?

if i came within 5 feet of her i'd immediately get a boner so it'd make me super nervous to meet her. i bet she smells amazing too

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A W O O
in Morse Code
Practice until you can do it without thinking

disgusting

Mattis is too much of a warhawk for me

I think he's the best guy for managing our military and the conflicts we're already in but he wanted Trump to go full regime change against Assad

>Awoos are a collective being from unfathomable lovecraftian realms
>Extremely violent, undying, unyielding, omnipresent, fiercely loyal
>Their cute appearance is just to mask their true nature
>They are Kekian Valkyries to further the agenda of chaos
>Everytime you see an Awoo, you slip further into madness.
>Sup Forums has no idea what they have unleashed upon the world

Do not call up that which you cannot put down.
There is no going back...

"The Awoos were, the Awoos are, and the Awoos shall be. Not in the spaces we know, but between them. They walk serene and primal, undimensioned and to us unseen.
Through all this horror the Awoo stalked unperturbed. Once I saw her monstrously perched atop a mountain of bones, and wondered at the secrets that might lie behind her red eyes."

>laura will never try and make you laugh with her crappy jokes

why go on

Look what Truml started. Why couldnt he just leave Best Korea alone like Clinton (8 years), Bush (8 years), and Obama (8 years)?

Now, we're causing friction with North Korea and China. Will Best Korea take over China and become the ultimate Ruler in Asia? *bites nails nervously*

foxnews.com/world/2017/05/04/north-korea-threat-pyongyang-directly-criticizes-china-in-rare-move.html

Kellyanne was made for sex

*drops tea*

Wow, it's like it's a tried and tested system that works.

Two birds with one stone if that's the case.

>i bet she smells amazing too

The finest of perfume

Well yeah but nobody could respond. I know I'm shitposting but people can respond if they want to. It is their right!

1. I don't follow him and I think he is a fagget.

Also any ideas if it's real, or is he trying to get attention.

Also why is there three /ptg/ threads?

Forgot pic

make muslims bake gay wedding cakes ACLU
I dare you

Now that Trump won and my life is in order for the first time in literally ever, my two dreams for the next 8 years are:
1. Grilled gook
2. THE WALL

who are you talking about nigger

holy shit...

>"prosecution"

Desu I still wouldn't want anyone else. The overwhelmingly positive reaction from the milfags was good too.

Fuck off rebbit cancer holy fuck

He's ex-Buzzfeed so there might be something there.

boyslife.org/games/online-games/575/morse-code-machine/
Practice on this

TRUMPKEKS BTFO, DONNY REVEALS HIS TRUE AGE
>"Here, you can take that, that's the final map of the numbers," the Republican president said from his desk in the Oval Office, handing out maps of the United States with areas he won marked in red. "It’s pretty good, right? The red is obviously us."
>"It’s pretty good, right? The red is obviously us."
"It’s pretty good, right? The red is obviously us."
>"It’s pretty good, right? The red is obviously us."
"It’s pretty good, right? The red is obviously us."
>"It’s pretty good, right? The red is obviously us."

fucking kek the dude is a toddler, you guys are retarded

I support Awoo because she is a product of original Sup Forums neckbeard weeb anime pissbottle culture. She isn't something that would take hold any place else.

Pepe is posted all over by Sup Forums, normies, celebrities, politicians, companies etc but Awoo is pure Sup Forums culture.

Momiji is anti-normie/anti-reddit.

assange needs to be interrogated. we need to know for sure if he has connections with the kremlin or anyone else. there was indications before that he was working with usa intelligence then he got threatened by the kremlin and wikileaks stopped publishing substantial information about the russian government

archive.is/umFvW

>BuzzFeed employees Trump supporters

WHAT A REVELATION

>get them fired

Yay? Who fucking cares about BuzzFeed?

are there any muslim bakeries? i'll do it

>tfw got accepted into a student work program at my school

Ann is proof that not having children makes even the best women crazy.

Every day we move further from God's light.

Truml poster, I like you.