>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
hey, that shooting yesterday of the two cops, any update?
Leo Jones
Is this around the time where shit kicks off?
Juan Nelson
They've both been released from the hospital.
Zachary Davis
they're safe, 2-3 in custody for questioning.
between 12AM CST and 3AM is Real Nigga Hours.
Evan Bell
soon mate
Charles Butler
You may have niggers, but at least they're not slavs
James Cook
The weather is still pretty chilly and it's not the weekend. Prime Time Nigga Time is summer around this time every day, it's glorious.
Alexander Baker
bit quiet ain't it
Matthew Clark
our racist housing laws in the past set us up with pretty well segregated suburbs/cities. They literally built freeways in between black and white neighborhoods to keep them separate.
Henry White
It's picking up soon
Dominic Garcia
Gonna go make a cuppa, keep those keys checked Roberts!
Connor Wilson
Comfy is the name of the game, m8.
Michael Bailey
Shots fired again
Grayson Hall
>SIX >SIX SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Cameron Murphy
>fuckwit trying to hit other fuckwit with a pole in the park
>hit and run heading north
Elijah Diaz
Shots fired
Hudson Davis
COONING IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYZ
John Ortiz
We used to have slavs (poles), but they moved away
they may have done stupid shit, but they were never as violent or ciminal like the spics and nigs that replaced them.
I want them back
Gabriel Martin
They just moved to the suburbs, there are plenty of them. Lots are in the medical field these days.
Lucas Smith
Is it weird when your drug dealer only wants to take eftpos and credit card?
They're more devastating than niggers when they chimp out See Ukraine Maiden
Wyatt Collins
>you're offender's gonna be a male black You don't say?
Blake Fisher
>shots fired on 50th and Bishop
Jason Diaz
Shots fired.
Julian Hill
It's cold tonight, so not really.
Josiah Adams
>PT Loser only people I know that drive those are black so I am just shocked
Matthew Morris
Chiraq is really a fucking warzone. Good lord.
Jose Scott
the shit i came back to, kek >half the ticket says male >the other half says female >the name implies male name but who knows
Grayson Sanchez
Yeah, that was hilarious.
Alexander Jenkins
That's like 20 minutes ago They're hunting down a silver pt cruiser on mine
Nolan Martinez
That's back of the yards
It's a Hispanic neighborhood
Gabriel Price
Ah right, so basically, when it's warm, they start getting more nuts?
Nog torpor. They cold-blooded, so tend to be more still until environmental conditions are more favorable.
Connor Cooper
and on the 1st when that gov money comes in. the first of may, all night, reports of people high on PCP. guess they sold their food stamps for cash.
Justin Foster
> doing a half assed driveby in your mum's car with your friends Justniggerthings
Brody Adams
Cheers, never been on these threads so not used to knowing when the chimping activity gets good.
Zachary Russell
>Nog torpor Thats a fantastic way to phrase it.
Caleb Ross
> Torpor is often used to help animals survive during periods of colder temperatures, as it allows them to save the energy that would normally be used to maintain a high body temperature.
Checks out.
Oliver Roberts
4th of July is especially good
Samuel Lopez
>gangbangers behind a dumpster in an alley
Jaxson Reyes
I love these threads.
Christian Cox
>stole a laptop, $200, and the victim's passport
Brandon Parker
>All that science buuusheeeit WHATCHSAYIN IZ DAT NIGGAS DON'T BE LIKIN DA COLD, MANE!
Andrew Martin
>can't pronounce the callers name
Gabriel Powell
I'm fucken pissed, m8s. OP is heading off. Stay comfy all.
Ian Barnes
ok roberts, time for bed, I'll just leave this here with thanks to the Robert that made it up for me on request
Austin Williams
It's basically the same for most animals.
Luke Rodriguez
Sleep tight OP
Landon Moore
>don't forget the canoli Shiiet, Roberts making godfather jokes
Oliver Wilson
aus/cpd/ shall hold the fort with countposts and the like, gnight OP
Michael Adams
Only scanner that works is gippsland in vic Too many suicides
Levi Fisher
>the kid's father pushed her through a glass door and now she's bleeding from the rear >he's a black male
Carter Miller
>bleeding from the rear
Ryder Scott
>2AM >ram daughter through the back door :^) >run away real drunk black dad hours
Aaron Thomas
now I know where to get samples for my next album from :^)
Nicholas Gonzalez
You a muso or something?
Bentley Watson
>foot pursuit
Robert Price
FOOT CHASE
Cooper Gomez
FOOT CHASE!
Logan Foster
>WHERE IS OVER HERE?
Juan Bennett
not a very good one admittedly
Elijah Jackson
Soon enough we will be segregated from them. They deserve to live poor and have their welfare checks taken away.
Black people make up 39% of welfare compared to white 11% and Mexicans 14% .
Brody Lee
Timberland logo?
Luke Reed
the industry is shit here, musos get fucked over so its more a hobby than anything serious
Carter Perez
Should have gotten a trade, mate T. Sparky
Owen Martinez
>male hispanic standing on a female
aaah just chicago things LOL
Christopher Nelson
The mating ritual of the human bean.
Ian Powell
Looking into that now desu, gonna do a cert in logistics, wage slavery awaits this poor ne'erdowell
John Lopez
I fucking love this city so much
Jose Peterson
> logistics without warehouse experience Why bother
Henry Hall
better to be over-educated and underachieving than vice versa i guess idk. I'm pretty sure work placement is part of the package they give us country bumpkins now anyway so who knows aye
Connor Morales
>they're fighting >intoxicated >taser mentioned
Brody Cruz
>fighting with a tazer kek
Jace Gutierrez
> fighting with a tazer Kek
Yeah Good luck with it mate
Xavier Ramirez
>Shantelle with a tazer >intoxicated
Logan Ramirez
Hakeem has a drug dealer on his hands
Adam Sanchez
Sounds like it, yeah.
Christopher Hill
I mean, what other reason would there be for a dude sitting in a car in the parking lot for "hours" while occasionally sneaking over to the alley?
Hudson Long
>male black >highly intoxicated >he's not getting back up
Christian Stewart
>man threatened him with a gun and a knife That's multitasking!
Carson Phillips
>TWO >TWO SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Parker Gomez
>pretending to be the police >pulled over car >made them get out of their vehicle
Cameron Gonzalez
>they broke the big window but only stole one bottle of whisky
Landon Morris
Nothing pisses off a Robert like someone claiming to be one of them.
Jacob Nguyen
>weapon recovered >revolver
Jeremiah Carter
>10 gangbangers shooting guns
Hudson Gonzalez
Ugh...I had a shitty day in all honesty anons and as comfy as this has been (and thank y'all for it) I have to sleep at least four hours tonight I'm on EST. Have a great night gents. Have a bump for the road.
Sebastian Flores
>female screaming that they're taking people out of the house
Kidnapping or ICE?
Xavier Ramirez
10-4 Robert / Rest Well
Easton Butler
>vehicle versus garage door >possible injuries >female
