/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - Auntie KAC's Bosom Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>SoS T-Rex address to Dept of State 5/3/17
youtu.be/QcQ5CHhl2_A
>Pres Trump Lunch w/Pres Abbas 5/3/17
youtu.be/lS_phx5pD8s
>Pres Trump meets w/Pres Abbas (Palestine) 5/3/17
youtu.be/ntNgEgUA17I
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/Ed Sec Devos @ School Choice Event 5/3/17
youtu.be/ugnd-uKHvGY
>VP Pence @ Greatest Ally Ind Day Commemoration 5/2/17
youtu.be/JfrKB1OJlyM
>Pres Trump @ USAF Academy CiC Ceremony 5/2/17
youtu.be/o_dondl2G5Y
>Pres Trump w/Ind Community Bankers 5/1/17
youtube.com/watch?v=96zzyfGyfyI
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #14 4/28/17
youtu.be/u7oOmkXYznU
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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If awoovement is short of weapons, we must compensate with willpower.

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trump is joke

How will this trend towards 2020?

Will Democrats win back the Plants? Will Trump win back Aleppos and McMuffins?

Really? Explain yourself, srumlskins!

America will never recover from this

One thing most people didn't notice: France isn't France anymore since the 70s, news just hadn't spread yet and people still thought of France as "Paris / baguette / Louvre / Côte d'Azur / Saint Tropez / Brigitte Bardot" while they let in hordes of North Africans after the decolonization process while giving the country rule to unironic Marxists, Feminists and communists.

People like to say "it's not refugees, it's the ones born there" as it didn't highlight a much serious problem: second and third generation Arabs are as moor as their fathers fresh out of the boat but free and indoctrinated by the same school system that preaches

> whiteys are responsible for all the troubles in the Arab world
> you are oppressed and deserve reparations or revenge

France isnt at the verge of collapse. France is gone a long time before ago. We are just fighting for the corpse for burial.

youtube.com/watch?v=WYrzeq4nXsc

Yep, and by default, so are his supporters

>Saved from the threat of Joe posters and Ivanka, yet again
Catastrophe: Avoided

>ywn grip mommy KAC's shoulder as you pant increasingly harder into her chest as she strokes you and all your worries go away
>only this moment exists
>mommy KAC will never reassure you it's okay and says "shhh" as her other hand lays on your head and she kisses the top of it
>ywn let go and cum as you groan your hot breath into mommy KAC's chest

Why do I have a feeling that the regular shills like fluffy or cuddles look like pic related?

Horrifying.

>white
>cute mascot
>decent food
Reminder that Wendy's™ are /ourguys/

Trump's meeting Trumbel today

...

Where is that?

>terrorizing illegals

oh wait, there is no difference between legal and illegal immigrants, lol

>american education

Recycle later

>posting my text OC

It's now a copypasta. It must be posted every thread. And expanded.

Gravis Ohio Senate Poll
John Mandel - 45%
Sherrod Brown - 42%

LOOK AT ME. I'M A RED STATE NOW!

Or something like pic related

I just can't imagine someone successful or handsome spending hours shilling on a general on Sup Forums, even tho the lregulars just see them as a joke

just watched ron paul on infowars from yesterday, why can't this guy give trump any credit at all? he seems so fucking assblasted all the time and comes off as super jealous

>Can't be accused of flip flopping if you don't deport them
>Can't be accused of flip flopping if you deport them
Is this the 1488D chess I hear people talk about?

I'm okay with this

PRINCE PHILLIP IS STEPPING DOWN

"Emergency Meeting"

Who gives a fuck

H-hey user, have you gotten that circumcision yet?

h-here is this paper wrote by a Jew saying it brings tremendous heath benefits, you have no choice but to believe in science!

She's so cute...

cloning project when?

>I have a big heart

Ummmm no!!! WRONG

He's kicking our 4 year old kids.

At first I was against this whole fire Colbert for the "homophobic" joke, but the way the he rationalized using it and his smugness makes me wish for his crashing demise.

>Allepos
Yes. If he passes his tax plan. It's the most libertarian legislation known to man.

>McMuffins
Who gives a shit lol

MADAME

Kushner must be behind it, there is no other explanation

All of /oldpol/ stands with me o this, get out T_D kikes

Time to play guess the president.

This president:
>funded obamacare
>funded Planned Parenthood
>funded sanctuary cities
>authorised military intervention in the middle east
>did not fund a proper border wall
>allowed dreamers to stay in the US
>sided with the liberal judges in the supreme court
>does what Israel tells him to
>does what the deep state tells him to him
>does what the Washington elite tells him to
>has a five letter last name
>is considered a neocon and globalist
>supports NAFTA
>supports NATO


Who am I?

>ywn nuzzle Auntie KAC's bare shoulder as you unwind after a long day's work to watching Tucker Carlson

Malcolm

If you deport your enemies, they win.

Is it true that our foreign policy is based around what's best for Israel?

>Spiclets are getting deported
OHHHH NOOOOOOO IMAGINE PEOPLE ENFORCING THE LAW

The holohoax really did redpill me, tho. It showed me that people are dumb, ignorant, naive. A lie doesn't have to be well thought out, just big enough, and the public will never know any better

>Spending your Thursday evenings like this

PRESIDENT IVANKA

is he making an argument for monarchism?

throwing kidnappers out of helicopters when?

>you are cut, right user?

>Who am I?

A shit posting aussie

The holohoax doesn't matter, baby boys are being mutilated as I type this post because of this kikery.

Because he's an out of touch dumbass

>mfw Rick Wilson's May surprise could drop any hour now

You've been posting this in every /ptg/ thread, go out and get some fresh air.

The blackpill is a one-way street

Nothing you can do. Just have to hope your parents aren't dumbasses

>Romania
>fresh air

This, people from the_shamalamadingdong need to go, this is hilldaw- I mean, old-Sup Forums county now!

stop using the word "mutilated", it brings up bad cultural judgement against the jews!

no, I finished my finals and I can afford a Sup Forums binge session

>degenerate pot smoking NEET
>stop smoking
>start looking for a job
>got one quicker than I anticipated
>will have to take a piss test after my background check comes back in
>it's only been roughly a week since I stopped
I'm fucked, aren't I?

you must be the medical student gypsy

The religious freedom EO will be struck down by courts
Healthcare bill won't pass, needs 60 votes in the Senate
Still no wall, some metal bars are not a wall
Still funding sanctuary cities
Amnesty
Deportations still lower than under Obama

and pic related somewhat confirmed by Comey in his testimony

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>Auntie KAC will never give you a playfully scornful look when you blow your load in her hands

i hope that when the ancient ones return they will save humanity from this bullshit

>home from work
>sipping a vanilla pepsi max
>a chilly 19c but warm in my room with my cat
>chicken parmy and veggies digesting in my tummy
>listening to youtube.com/watch?v=CLGsgXAtERk
>copy pasting shitposts from the archive

You're right, if only I spent every night grinding my teeth in frustration because an anonymous poster insulted my favourite neocon kike puppet president on the internet.

But I thought that trump was isreal's best friend, why would the jews stand against their greatest ally?

She looks like Ludwig the Accursed from Bloodborne

>Sources say
Get a proxy and try again

GIB PEACE

What's going on, /ptg/? Less than 2 hours remain until I take the white flight out of these doors and into 9 days of avoiding this place as much as I can and shitpost since my Internet just got turned on the other day. I'll probably end up trolling Facebook comments since that seems the easiest to get a rise out of normies.

Anyways, how y'all doing?

NO ISRAEL! US 'PEDES THOUGHT YOU WERE BASED?

my boner can't last for 5 threads straight pls stop this i need rest

>spencer fag trying to play off as being so irnonic, how can you take any of this seriously? xD

I have a perfect reaction image on my computer, but I can't be arsed to go and turn it on

Yes, and you deserve to be. Can't wait for drug tests for roaches on government assistance as well.

shariablue btfo

Donald Trump is a Puppet for the Jews
youtu.be/ihxrKMhxZJc

The Red Pill / Israel First
youtu.be/hMywgepLFqU

Trump Should be President of Israel
youtu.be/C7Stq6hvq5Q

Trump Praises Benjamin Netanyahu
youtu.be/tm5Je73bYOY

Trump on Israeli Relations
youtu.be/BO-MDGo5u4M

No One is More Pro-Israel Than Trump
youtu.be/KKTJp8I8CaE

Trump's Message on Holohoax Remembrance Day
youtu.be/GBA_ELnhIVc

When did you come out to your parents as alt right, /ptg/?

>home from work

Uh huh

תהיה נחמד

t-the foreskin user...I need it...

How long do secretary of state terms last?

We're Making Kellyanne Lewd Again

>work at a dead end job
>don't even have a ged
>highlight of a week long break is wasting time trying to get a reaction out of people on facebook

G I L F
I
L
F

youtube.com/watch?v=EAODZ22K0wE

How awful!

This is the reality of being trans in Trump's America.

>Vanilla Pepsi Max
This is fucking disgusting

>ywn use her perfect tits as a pillow as she pets your head to sleep
WHY

The jews hate him, cuddles

SAY IT WITH ME 'PEDES

BUILD 60 MILES OF MODERATELY HIGH FENCE

But why, greatest ally? I thought Trump was your puppet, why aren't you backing him up? If a Mossad agent pretends to be a Muslim and kills Ryan, I know I wouldn't feel too bad if the US bombed another empty airfield for you.

it's better than nothing tho

Remember when Trump gave a speech and met with Haitians to trash Hilldawg? He said he'd be their champion.


Ummmmm no sweetie. He's trying to deport 70,000 of them.

>didn't even appoint an ambassador to Haiti
>actively trying to deport all the Haitians
>Truml admin ignoring media requests about it.

IVANKA'S NEWBORN BABY SON WON'T LET YOU HAVE A FENCE! DON'T YOU GET IT? YOU WERE CONNED BY KUSHNER'S HAIRDRESSER, JUST LET THESE GENERALS DIE AND TAKE THE BLACK PILL

I wonder how REAL trans people feel about him propagating his sjw bullshit

FLUSH THE KUSH

>ywn lightly squeeze her boobs for comfort as she scratches her fingers through your hair
>ywn have mommy KAC take care of your hard erection so you can sleep

It must feel really confusing being in a trans community. I mean, what pronouns do you fucking use?

I was going through my god emperor folder when I found this old speech, Such a profound moment. Still can't believe it is really happening lads, this is what we meme'd so hard for.

WE LOVE OUR TRANNIES.

WE HAVE THE BEST TRANNIES DON'T WE FOLKS?

trumpcucks on suicide watch

>try to better myself
>can't because of a thing I did but don't do anymore
Well fuck me then, I guess. Might as well just stay a NEET.