Argentina is White

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Are elves white, Sup Forums?

I really like the Lord of the Rings so this pisses me off much less than it probably should.

Having the physical appearance of an elf does not make one an elf.

This.

Whiter than you, Taco Merchant.

>real life elf

Like a woman with no womanly powers.
Basically, a tranny.

So people like you do exist in Japan.

when you identify as white and then have the surgery to become white, aren't you then white?

People not beheaded by cartels? In the millions!

Fuck off, Talcum X.

that's identifying as black, having a lifetime tanning bed membership, and telling everyone you're black.

I thought nippon was smarter than this?

Hes an english teacher

He's as black as mayonnaise on white bread in a snow bank, can bang your rocks together in a more articulate fashion?

T. Nigger

Not even close.

That's dirty ugly gook with surgery to look kawaii and having retard elephant babies.
You can't change what you are inside.

I suppose being one of the only whites stranded on an island of untermensch gooks will play tricks on your head. Stay strong fellow white dude.

skyrim belongs the nords dirty elves!!!

before picture.
He looks like your average porteño.

>look in the mirror
>see brown eyes
you must die a little bit on the inside each time

"My Ebonics fail me, so I'll shuck snd jive away"

ftfy

>Sprinkles on a turd.

Covers all issues related to identity.

you must be ashamed to be white. many such cases!

You and I are both white minorities in our respective countries. Sadder!

don't they smell? gooks just stink. everything about them is foul.

>commenting on other's stink when your country is full of Mexicans.

Have you pressed 2 for English lately?

elves aren't human

And he became a real life fag instead. He could have accomplished that much cheaper.

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he looks like a typical aztec descended mountain troll with some spanish moor mixed in, he looks kind of white after the skin bleaching.

no

always makes me kek

kek

it must be nice to know that with proper surgery and years of skin bleaching, you too can be white.

>america posting this
kek

My main is in Erdogan.

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So what? as long as i dont have nip cock everything is alright, sepai tachi kun

Kurose, onegaishimas.

>North American and South American arguing about skin colour
kek

>Croatia posting this
audible kek

>sad attempts at Japanese
>I have no reason to know any Spanish
Kek

Don't cry for me Argentina, gypsies in croatia are whiter than you.

>Argentina

Well, you're all black, so no worries, right?

How did he get blue eyes? is there a surgery that changes your eye color? please tell me

I have blue eyes, always wanted yellow/amber ones. I heard they're not so rare in persian places and india

Do Japs cringe at western weebos?

I can take a pic of the train but I won't do that

Being elven is not only skin deep.

t. wood elf

He is Argentinian, so he might be dark elf tho.

lenses?

>Elf surgery
Why??

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yellow/amber eyes don't exist, you'll just look like a retard wearing contacts.

Not posting the superior version.

You can be a massive dork, but if you're polite and try to fit in people are nice.

That aside, I'll never volunteer to help host HS kids in exchange for a free trip overseas to help Japanese kids do tje same again. Too much cringe.

Doesn't look like lenses, check the OP pic. Looks pretty natural.


I'm literally posting them you chink

Hay que nismearlo a este boludo

actually yes, but when you look close it looks like shit.

brightocular.com/patient-photos.htm

this elve guy is probably wearing lenses

Photoshop/lighting tricks dumbass. You'll never see that in real life. The closest you'll ever get to amber eyes is light brown naturally. Take from someone who's seen more poo in the loos and towelheads than you.

Accurate. Argies always played blood elf in wow.
>Not showing your pride in our bovine and dirty indio culture and rolling tauren
Smh

Somebody with literally perfect aryan genetics threw it away so that he could look like sarumans gay, stoner, son.

lel, should have done that

No, elves are clearly a reflection of niggers.

laser, duh
yes, you can make eyes blue/red by removing melanin, but cant make them yellow, because laser cannot add melanin

holy shit.

But i'm not retarded to do that kind of surgery anyways, still it's nice to see
s-stop doing this to me english teacher

Argies are special snowflakes, they're too faggy for my taste.

I already consider the montevideo accent to be quite gay so you can imagine what goes through my head when a porteño speaks.

>Argentina
>A real, serious country
Pick ONLY one

:o

>prison island
>a real contry

>51st state

>Impliying meds didnt create western civ.

>Argentina is White
no it is not

t. 60%

gooks are south-east asians like koreans or vietnamese

japs are nips or zipperheads, get your racist slurs right, we take pride in that here

uhhhh

they are all gooks.

>gook: a foreigner, especially a person of Philippine, Korean, or Vietnamese descent.

nope

Argentina is the whitest and purest country in both North and South America!

I was more surprised to know that an argie has $35.000 to spend on anything than the elf thing itself.

Almonds = thinking

m-maybe he is white?

>archive 0 of 0
Fucking idiots

>you too can be white.
But I don't want to be white.

>tfw argentinian elf-women with daddy issues will be real in our lifetimes

Elves are the divine property of the white man.

knife ears need to pay for their crimes.

Around elves, watch yourselves.

>she will cuck you with a nigger that made an orc surgery

>that belly bulge

God almight.

Stop touching elves.

>literally all niggers who want blue eyes

Don't worry goy, beauty is still a social construct

made for orcs and unholy creatures

>surgery
Do they even need one?

you jelly?

Those are some really ugly eyes.
Not just the colors by the fibers of your iris are all fucked up. Looks like swiss cheese.

Dont know what the hell that is but it aint spanish

Post your eyes, faggot. I bet they are as black as the negros in your favelas .

That looks nice.

Ae you a grill btw? you have girly features

>Assuming he wasn't already an elf

Sorry mate, I'm a man. A full bearded, 6ft tall man.

Por que sonrie la nenita?

Are you sure? you look like a girl.

Maybe you're one of those feminine new males that exist in the 1st world?