/ptg/ President Trump General - 100% Awesome Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>SoS T-Rex address to Dept of State 5/3/17
youtu.be/QcQ5CHhl2_A
>Pres Trump Lunch w/Pres Abbas 5/3/17
youtu.be/lS_phx5pD8s
>Pres Trump meets w/Pres Abbas (Palestine) 5/3/17
youtu.be/ntNgEgUA17I
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/Ed Sec Devos @ School Choice Event 5/3/17
youtu.be/ugnd-uKHvGY
>VP Pence @ Greatest Ally Ind Day Commemoration 5/2/17
youtu.be/JfrKB1OJlyM
>Pres Trump @ USAF Academy CiC Ceremony 5/2/17
youtu.be/o_dondl2G5Y
>Pres Trump w/Ind Community Bankers 5/1/17
youtube.com/watch?v=96zzyfGyfyI
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #14 4/28/17
youtu.be/u7oOmkXYznU
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/north-korea-build-artificial-islands-miltary-installations-pyongyang-sohae-satellite-station-a7716976.html
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-northkorea-usa-china-idUKKBN1800X2
sputniknews.com/asia/201705041053268816-lavrov-north-korea-military-disastrous/
news.antiwar.com/2017/05/03/russias-putin-seeks-syria-safe-zones-after-talks-with-turkey-us/
english.almanar.com.lb/255506
timesofisrael.com/netanyahu-i-warned-putin-we-either-coordinate-or-clash/
ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4957127,00.html
newdelhitimes.com/kabul-wants-us-to-back-afghan-4-year-security-plan123/
english.aawsat.com/badr-al-qahtani/news-middle-east/washington-vows-destroy-qaeda-yemen
middleeastmonitor.com/20170504-saudi-prince-denies-dispute-with-uae-forces-in-yemen/
sabanews.net/en/news463760.htm
news.antiwar.com/2017/05/03/commercial-drone-maker-seeks-to-prevent-drones-flying-in-isis-territory/
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AWOO AWOO AWOO

Time to play guess the president.

This president:
>funded obamacare
>funded Planned Parenthood
>funded sanctuary cities
>authorised military intervention in the middle east
>did not fund a proper border wall
>allowed dreamers to stay in the US
>sided with the liberal judges in the supreme court
>does what Israel tells him to
>does what the deep state tells him to him
>does what the Washington elite tells him to
>has a five letter last name
>is considered a neocon and globalist
>supports NAFTA
>supports NATO


Who am I?

Mika demanding Hillary to be locked up

BREAKING NEWS

Le Pen getting BTFO?

Do you believe in doppelgangers?

Kek,
The fake Aussie almost got us

Recycle mine later

Keep bumped

Clint

Yeah. Pic related.

Remember when Steve Bannon was """""old Sup Forums""""" personified despite being pro Jew as fuck?

right thread or what?

We good here.

Ye

No see:

>It's another "Autistic Aussie Spams A Polish Thread" Episode

>someone has sex with that

Portubro already said this is the first thread, just keep bumping the other one.

just checked the other thread, it's dead

fuck the aussie

The entire world is migrating to Australia, deal with it.

Fuck off they're full. So are we. Fuck off to Mars nigger

...

>2017
>thinking im clicking an australian thread

Are French libel laws any stricter than they are in the United States?
Because if they're the same, it really shouldn't be a problem considering the Press has been doing this for almost two years with Trump, and none of them seem to have a problem with it.

I really thought she would just go away and retire

>private email servers
>needs to be investigated by the federal government

Hack me and nothing happens.

i heard she was going to run for mayor of jew york

Alright /ptg/ you just had a newborn boy but you must go on a business trip with your wife.

You must hire a baby-sitter and it just so happens that you can choose only between Tucker and Bill

Who do you pick?

new uncle tony redpill and the greek video when

...

So how butthurt will the ACLU be when they lose their lawsuit against Trump?

>There are still people who come here everyday and try to make people hate trump

Who the hell cares?

>Implying any of us will ever get a wife

Exactly one person here

what's the lawsuit about?

They're going to sue Trump when he signs the EO

"Considered"
That's a funny way of saying he's a pillow bitter

Mika probably should.
>How long until the next accident?

Don Jr. should enter the race, and speed up the clot, it's long overdue.
The stress of competing against a Trump in his Prime, undoubtedly back by Giuliani would see the Clinton cabal finally crumble.

Lol wow

Wonder if Trump will comment

twitter.com/calebmaupin/status/859795118068576258
twitter.com/calebmaupin/status/859795118068576258

explain THIS

>Obama is getting lynched like a good house nigger the moment he served his usefulness

This is almost making up for all the pain over the last 8 years

Hey guys, did you know about this already?

obama was never meant to win. it was HER turn

NERF THIS

SIDES ARE LE GONE HOLY SHIT LE FUG BENIS LE TIPS LE TIPPY TIP TOP FEDORA WEEEWWW WEW XDD WEW LADDY UR MAD BROOOOO UR SOOOOO MAAAAAAADDDD LE IRONY IS LE BESTEST HUMOR XDD I LOV IRONY AND LE BIG BANG THEORY BAZINGA IT LE KILLS MY LELES I LOVE POOPY SHIT COCK I WANT A BLACK COCK

This feels like the third time Robert Costa tweeted this

what did King Nigger do to piss his overlords?

>Suing POTUS
>What is Sovereign Immunity
Courts actually cannot try civil cases involving the office of anything in the government.

It's here, folks

Where is cuddles?

...

>Oy Vey!
Kek

You know, itssss... a beutiful thing to see them together, Joe and Nika, I just hope he can be more than a Joe to her, ya know?

Please God let her win

Israel is BASED ! !

>making every single mistake that Hillary made

remember when trump hit on her infront of joe

papa john remembers

oh I member

who knows. maybe the blame for hillary's failed campaign is now being shifted to him

>China's Xi urges restraint on N. Korea in call to Duterte
abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/chinas-xi-urges-restraint-korea-call-duterte-47197061

>North Korea 'building mysterious artificial islands' apparently equipped with military installations
independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/north-korea-build-artificial-islands-miltary-installations-pyongyang-sohae-satellite-station-a7716976.html

>After North Korea criticism, China says wants to be good neighbour
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-northkorea-usa-china-idUKKBN1800X2

>Lavrov: Military Attempts to Tackle N Korea Crisis 'Will Be Disastrous'
sputniknews.com/asia/201705041053268816-lavrov-north-korea-military-disastrous/

>Putin Seeks Syria ‘Safe Zones’ After Talks With Turkey, US
news.antiwar.com/2017/05/03/russias-putin-seeks-syria-safe-zones-after-talks-with-turkey-us/

>Erdogan says de-escalation zones in Idlib, 5 regions to solve ‘50%’ of crisis
english.almanar.com.lb/255506

>Netanyahu: I told Putin we either coordinate or clash
timesofisrael.com/netanyahu-i-warned-putin-we-either-coordinate-or-clash/

>Netanyahu: Israel coordinating with Russia in Syria
ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4957127,00.html

>Kabul Wants US to Back Afghan 4-year Security Plan
newdelhitimes.com/kabul-wants-us-to-back-afghan-4-year-security-plan123/

>Washington Vows to Destroy Qaeda in Yemen
english.aawsat.com/badr-al-qahtani/news-middle-east/washington-vows-destroy-qaeda-yemen

>Saudi Prince denies dispute with UAE forces in Yemen
middleeastmonitor.com/20170504-saudi-prince-denies-dispute-with-uae-forces-in-yemen/

>Houthi forces shell Saudi military bases in Najran - inflict heavy losses upon Saudi troops
sabanews.net/en/news463760.htm

>Commercial Drone Maker Seeks to Prevent Drones Flying in ISIS Territory
news.antiwar.com/2017/05/03/commercial-drone-maker-seeks-to-prevent-drones-flying-in-isis-territory/

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he didn't declare martial law and suspend the elections when he found out about russian interference

she might be settling for joe since Trump stopped returning her calls

I like Bannon because the man is a pure ideologue, while Trump is a man who gets shit done. It's a perfect combination, tbf

I fucking love this man.

Any bets Ryan pulls the vote again last minute?

>religious freedom signing today
>yfw all the triggered atheist scum

>Joe screams Lori's name while dicking Mika
>He has to kill her too so it doesn't leak to the press

>Israel coordinating with Russia in Syria

/sg/ on suicide watch

Actually it was Obama that did that :^)

He had the absolute power to do that

Do you think we was just weak, or did he have a change of heart in the last moment, for old times sake for his old idol?

>tfw 25 and openly discussing marriage, raising a famalam, and buying a house with my qt3.14 gf
>tfw burdened by student debt and about to enter a masters program
pls trump, pls inspire more houses to be built so prices will go down

>HAPPENING
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>HAPPENING
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>HAPPENING
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>HAPPENING
archive.is/ccoqD

>Go to an American baseball game
>___ _____

The media has a problem when Trump accuses them of being unfair, trash, etc. They bitch about it, but they know how rich Trump is and they know they can't beat his lawyers

It's St Louis

>twitter.com/calebmaupin/status/859795118068576258
>People still believes there's only one side in the jewish cabal
Piece by piece, my paranoid fiction is turning into reality
Should write a novel about this tbf

Top kek, this has potential

he really doesn't give a shit. He should go to a 5 star restaurant every night for the rest of the campaign to dine with banker friends, not do any rally and go on TV to call lepen supporter pieces of shit just to rub it in that raising the 'facist menace' can win you any election.

I can't order gay cakes now, just great

#trumpsamerika

How long until Joe strangles Mika?

Tucker will put my baby on the news. Nye will put my baby on an altar and sacrifice him. I'm going to get him tucked

I never knew how bad that state was until Ferguson and then St.louis

>or did he have a change of heart in the last moment, for old times sake for his old idol?
I think it was this. He really truly hated Hillary and when he saw that a man he once idolized was going to be able to finally end her, he couldn't bring himself to put a stop to it. Truly the old okey doke.

...

What's an emu?

Fml, i was in the region for a work trip, i could have seen Joe being Joe in the flesh

Some cuck sjw judge will strike it down

Good, those faggots are insufferable for the most part. How hard is it to hide a religious power level?
>Muh """superior intellect"""
Reminds me of the incessant need of the gays to announce their faggotry all day, every day.

>North Korea 'building mysterious artificial islands' apparently equipped with military installations
Tenochtitlan 2: Electric Gook
>Houthi forces shell Saudi military bases in Najran - inflict heavy losses upon Saudi troops
Again? Jesuschrist
Thanks for the news lad

>sacrificing your legacy and ensuring you go down as a literally who president just to spite Hillary
That ALMOST makes me respect him a little bit.

I remember reading 'the God Delusion' and thinking I was hot shit

See you in the Supreme Court!

KingNiggerCare BTFO

>He still thinks Trump is in charge

Just in time for Ginsburg to have an unfortunate accident and Justice Ted Cruz to take her place.

>You now realize that Obama confessed his admiration for Trump, and now Donald is repealing and replacing Obamacare not to destroy him, but to save him

None of it matters once it all goes to the Supreme Court.

Atheists are cultural marxist degenerates and should never be tolerated.

Bernie>Kushner>Bannon>Ivanka>Rabbit>Trump

is he /our Chad/?

Justice Anthony Kennedy should be leaving soon 2boot