Labour went from 59% to 52% in four years and this was before Labour's recent collapse too. Include the fact that today's election also includes surrounding areas that are much less Labour inclined (principalfish.co.uk/electionmaps/) and you've got a possible Portillo Moment for Labour.
Also, look at that Lib Dem surge on the wiki page, from 6.33% to 21.1% in the last election at the height of their unpopularity, could be a possible outside chance.
Still, it's incredibly likely to be Labour, I'll give them a 90% chance of taking it, 8% to Lib Dems and 2% to Tories.
Isaiah Ramirez
Does this mean I'm responsible for naming the new board lads?
Josiah Murphy
It's take the wife to work day tomorrow, lads. It is the day I fear the most in the working calendar.
My parents are from here and I'm a part time poor fag. I'm not a birko by choice.
Jack Jenkins
Reminder to vote Lib Dem if you want to avoid the wrath of the milkman's mercenaries
Alexander Edwards
Pay denbt
Nicholas Taylor
Purest
Anthony Wright
Isn't debt when you actually owe money?
Asher Wilson
>Vote strategically. Change your voting system for fuck sake people shouldn't have to do this.
Chase Russell
>Sup Forums got too chummy with redditors from The Donald because of Trump >alot of Sup Forums went cold on Trump because of stance on Syria >retard donaldtors stuck with Trump because MEMES PRAISE KEK MAGA HATS >Sup Forums telling reddit to fuck off now the divorce is very clear >redditors think this work by shills at [insert name of group] Its like a married couple where the husband doesn't realise he was told to fuck off months ago, but he comes back home every night
Easton Robinson
Avoid busy areas as much as possible (shopping centres, busy high streets), and especially at busy times (rush hour tube - find alternative routes. try to drive/cycle/walk)... and especially at night. During the day the worry is Muslims stabbing you for allah. At night the worry is niggers stabbing you for money.
Just go out as little as possible and hope for the best tbqhwyf.
Caleb Phillips
I thought the royal family had like haemophilia and that but they actually live longer than most people. Is inbreeding the way forward?
Jordan Powell
Barren. Dry. Dusty. At least my Mummy has an excuse.
Zachary Ross
>Hows it going >Not varry giud
Easton Morris
>real people are worried about what they're going to eat tomorrow >middle-class Reddit cunts actually believe this Fuck off, brown people are barred from posting here
Matthew Gonzalez
Question:
Enlighten me on how Brexit is going to save this fucked up western country?
If not, take a blackpill, grab a woman, learn a language, and go live somewhere away from (((cities))) and ((western civilization))), and have 6-10 kids.
Jackson Morris
>Just go out as little as possible Did you see my flag, cheers so just avoid shady groups at night so basically, nothing to dissimilar to Dublin/Cork then
Joseph Adams
When my dad died, the local conservatives sent a shit through my letterbox and a note saying, 'thanks for reducing the surplus population'
Please vote guys.
Matthew Sanchez
>Enlighten me on how Brexit is going to save this fucked up western country?
The EU is a tumour, Brexit basically cut it out of the body, but the cause, the cancerous cells of white liberals still remains, that needs to be dealt with
This country needs some chemo
Alexander Thompson
>Nobodies got any money anymore Then stop spending it on fucking 50" tv's, £40+ phone contracts and similar shit you utter mongs.
Daniel Moore
>want to join military >eczema
Angel Williams
was your Dad a benefit scrounger? Dont blame them, if so
Grayson Green
whys that a problem?
Lucas Adams
>She is becoming afraid to go out. Windows are broken. She finds excreta pushed through her letter box
That sly cunt, I knew it was the Tories all along.
Angel Wilson
And how is it going to stop the fact we have Niggers and Muslim here, and how it going to stop the fact that most westerners a nihilistic fucks?
Landon Powell
How fucking bad must your eczema be to prevent you from joining?
Nathan Russell
>want to join military >pacifist
Caleb Davis
Out of touch much? Selling a TV may solve their food problem for what a month maybe? Then what, back to the food bank. As for phone contracts, it's impossible to get a job if you don't have a phone.
Colton Jones
Would the Scots back down if this was pushed hard enough?
Ethan Morgan
Laser eczema treatment my friend
I had full body eczema as a child, got a little bit of laser treatment on my face and it fixed my whole body
I got medically deferred from the Army before for acne, but I cured that with sunlight and got in no problems
Also remember: If you ain't infantry, you ain't shit
Justin Davis
If you used any cream on it you have to wait 3 years
Mason Richardson
i like how the tories talk of a "coalition of chaos" when for 5 years we had just that with the tories and lib dems
Caleb Rivera
American redditors are the worst. Fucking whole place went to shit when trump announced his candidacy.
Easton Cooper
Why didn't your parents manage to get out of there? Mine are from Walton and they somehow made it out.
Adam Diaz
t. Failed the barb test
Nolan Adams
Why do I read things that I know will make me furious?
Nicholas Ramirez
Gonnae go and vote in half an hour. Shame I have to select a third candidate.
Jose Sanchez
>get your free money reduced because you are renting a house that's far larger than you need >MUH TAX MUH TAX MUH TAX
Fucking scum.
Christopher Watson
Really depressed, just heard the conservative candidate for this area is going to be a black woman from London who's been bussed in after being deselected for a London constituency. I live in an area that is 97% white...
ffs
Cooper Butler
Yeah but the cheap phone contracts are like £10 a month and you get a lot of minutes, texts, and 2 gig internet.
People are paying £40 - 50 a month just to get a phone they don't actually need and won't use.
John Anderson
In my own shire, if I was sad, Homely comforters I had: The earth, because my heart was sore, Sorrowed for the son she bore; And standing hills, long to remain, Shared their short-lived comrade's pain. And bound for the same bourn as I, On every road I wandered by, Trod beside me, close and dear, The beautiful and death-struck year: Whether in the woodland brown I heard the beechnut rustle down, And saw the purple crocus pale Flower about the autumn dale; Or littering far the fields of May Lady-smocks a-bleaching lay, And like a skylit water stood The bluebells in the azured wood.
Yonder, lightening other loads, The seasons range the country roads, But here in London streets I ken No such helpmates, only men; And these are not in plight to bear, If they would, another's care. They have enough as 'tis: I see In many an eye that measures me The mortal sickness of a mind Too unhappy to be kind. Undone with misery, all they can Is to hate their fellow man; And till they drop they needs must still Look at you and wish you ill.
Lads, London needs to burn once again.
Grayson Miller
>want to join military >don't want to be HM Mercenary Corps Cannon fodder for jews and international banking
I'm pretty sure taxing big houses is more a labour thing
Jack Robinson
>Then suddenly the Mole felt a great Awe fall upon him, an awe that turned his muscles to water, bowed his head, and rooted his feet to the ground. It was no panic terror - indeed he felt wonderfully at peace and happy - but it was an awe that smote and held him and, without seeing, he knew it could only mean that some august presence was very, very near.
Jordan Bennett
Vote Labour.
Andrew Perez
boy you better clean your fucking eyes out
Hunter Russell
>tfw you realise there are degenerates amongst us
Cameron Hughes
>vote for your local white candidate
Justin Martin
My dad's and ex squaddie so he was living in Scotland, but gave up a good job to come back down here for his sick mum. Unfortunately he hasn't found anything decent work wise since coming back.
I was living by myself once I left the army in Scotland, but I found out my quals mean shit outside so had to move back in with the rents. Moved out again but stayed local while I float a part time job and uni.
Anthony Ward
You need enrichment, conservacucks are the party for you.
Hunter Watson
...
Brandon Cook
Obviously I would
Matthew Peterson
I didn't actually, I'm doing a degree in applied physics
I just didn't want to have to use my brain for more than the degree
At least until I finish my degree, I'm happy with knowing how to make stuff more deader, as soon as I'm done with it I'm switching my head back on and transferring to the AAC
Nathaniel Phillips
The fire rises
Justin Baker
Why would you need a phone contract? Pick up a cheap one off eBay and get a PAYG sim. Been doing this for the past decade and it works fine.
John Gomez
i can't believe this xenophobic hashtags
#prayfortheEU
Logan Clark
>(((applied))) physics
>brain
wew lad
Jack Campbell
Tommy Robinson had a right sperg out on Daily Politics today lads.
Oliver Anderson
Try coconut oil, shit legitimately works senpai
Elijah Price
It's been a conservative safe seat since 1931, we're fucked tbqh.
Asher Johnson
It's not fair to invite somebody with a learning disability on, to be fair.
It's bad enough they let Abbott sneak in a few months back.
Josiah Morris
I don't know why people like him, or anyone of you people on here even bother.
The west is dying and there's nothing you can do about it.
Matthew Brooks
>Being this defensive Yeah, you're definitely infantry.
>AAC Fair enough pal.
Couldn't stand working with 4 scots, they're bloody usless.
Eli Gray
I mean terrorist attacks are just "part and parcel" of city life.
Thomas Walker
>Expectation vs reality
Levi Morgan
Ireland needs a terrorist attack damn soon to wake you guys up. I mean, what the fuck happened to you?
Within living memory you were sperging out at us and now you're importing shitskins like they're going out of fashion.
Asher Ward
Back from voting, lads. I voted for Milkman, haha.
Michael Lee
t. (((((((((((((((((((((Sociology)))))))))))))))))))))))) student
Was going to do a degree in Mathematics at Imperial but they found a twitter post I'd made saying that Ken Livingstone was a massive gaylord
>Being this defensive >Yeah, you're definitely infantry.
t. RLC
Henry Morgan
What exactly do you gain by being smug, nihilistic and celebratory about all of this?
Hunter Roberts
Absolute madman.
Samuel Gutierrez
Who /bant/ board?
Jeremiah Morris
ooft i feel sorry for you mate. maybe you should lynch her? all posts are satire, gchq. back to your hole.
Ian Miller
Hope civil war breaks out in Venezuela tbph lads.
Syria is getting stale.
Jordan Lee
>Imperial
Couldn't do better than that lad?
t. Cambridge
Jeremiah Diaz
>Talking shit about jocks t.commonwealth
Ryan Lopez
The Jews invented Eczema for lols.
Parker Phillips
r8 my Scottish council election choices
1 - UKIP 2 - Tory 3 - Green 4 - Libdem 5 - Libdem (woman) 6 - Labour 7 - SNP 8 - SNP (woman)
There were also a couple of randomers who I didn't bother ranking. In hindsight I should have put them before the shit-tier choices (Libdem, Labour, SNP)
Ian Lopez
>RLC
Take that back cunt, even infantry requires at least some kind of score on the barb. I was CRE.
Christopher Cox
Doesnt this thread belongs in since brit/pol/ was brought over by the influx of newfags from other forums last year?
Hudson Bennett
Actually a cantab? t. actually a cantab
Oliver Bailey
in reverse, that's a good choice. but kys.
Jose Garcia
Should have put green below Lab/Lib dem, they're pro-indy. Also yeah independents above the shit choices too.
