>Potato Judge will never preside over a speedy Hillary trial
Hunter Perez
>Imagine being Obama in that moment and having to be all like "damn, Donald Trump, you fuckin' POTUS, all sworn in with your piss covered hands on Abe Lincoln's bible. I would totally wish you well, both in my official capacity and the real me." when all he really wants to do is expose Drumpf for the pervert he is. Like seriously imagine having to be Obama and not only sit in that chair while Donald John Trump flaunts his disgusting fetish in a Russian hotel, the comb-over barely concealing his bald spot and orange skin, and just sit there, debate after debate, rally after rally, while he smiles and takes the white labor votes from the DNC. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous electoral blowout but his audacious attitude as everyone on Fox tells him he’s STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DONAL J. TRUMP BRINGS BACK JOBS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his smug fucking reality-tv face contort into racist dog whistles you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been doing nothing but a healthy unending golf tour around the world and bowing to kings and emperors for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the jungles in Kenya. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the orange tan that's melting on his fat stomach as he puffs it out to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "tremendous (for that is what he calls it)" movement, the movement he worked so hard for with campaign managers in the previous months. And then the press calls for another photo, and you know you could un-mask every single person in this room before a Congressional investigation could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Obama. You're not going to lose your future book deal over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
William Wilson
WATCH OUT FLORIDANONS THERE'S GONNA BE ANOTHER RIOT TOMORROW
Chase Parker
MY GOD!!!!!! JUST LIKE REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sebastian Clark
I like it.
Chase Williams
Let's see if it sticks this time, general recall to all fire lads
Do not, I say do not fetch the call to action from past threads, for now just dump fire safety related material
Give it a bump regardless, let's see if we can keep the fire down and keep a beach head at the new board.
Justin Howard
what happened with this laughing woman? i missed this story
Ayden White
Jury convicts woman who ate bagel in morning But jurors say it's not about bagel but her conduct in Jeff sessions hearing
Ethan Bennett
>Assad is ousted >is allowed to retire back to normal life with his family >yfw he's replaced with a Christian >yfw this was Trump's plan all along
Aaron Clark
This is good This just further prevents the dems from becoming relevant But the GOP is fucking cucking out, Trump is showing them how to win and they're fucking it up
Easton Sanders
>Amuar Capmaa-Nigger >thinks he can work with Trump
lol
Isaac Foster
Dude I keep telling them they can't even run their evil empire right. They are literally too retarded and pretty much everyone hates them.
Liam Wilson
This gave Brexit a 3 point boost, it helped solidify the idea that the establishment desperately didn't want Brexit to happen. Same effect will happen the Franks
Cooper Butler
>greentexting all that shit and expecting anyone to read it
Colton Martinez
>yfw its Mike Huckabee as temporary leader
Wyatt Nelson
Would Trump make a good fascist dictator? Or would that be a better job for someone further down the road?
Chase Moore
It's mathematically impossible bro.
Connor Phillips
i wonder why no one ever cares about the slaughter of christians that's going on
Yes. He's being constrained by the bullshit corrupt system.
Unleashed Trump would be some serious shit.
Jaxon Bennett
Whats wrong with trump suportters
Mason Powell
Barron will finish the job.
Colton Carter
And then they ask why they are not taken seriously
Alexander Sanchez
If Trump manages to get a peace deal in Syria, it would be fucking amazing. Also would help us with our sandnigger problem because at least those """refugees"""" couldn't use "muh Syrian war" as an excuse to stay here anymore.
Daniel Ramirez
Because they're leftists.
Samuel Bell
i think that he would. it's about time the republic of the usa gets its caesar to clean house
Nathaniel Perez
Going to have to explain how Hungary protecting itself from a bunch of illegals is bad for the US
Lincoln Russell
If the DemonRat's keep blocking President Trump, expect one in 2024, ppl are so tired of the way things are !
Alexander Harris
...
Asher Thomas
What happened in the universe where Trump decided to stay a businessman and never ran?
Robert Young
Yes, but if they kill him it goes back to gay. But yeah we are provably doomed if these retards stay in power. I would gladly take a Trumpenreich over this. The common man can see how retarded and wrong they are but they literally don't get it
Christopher Young
this kills the fascist
Ayden Price
>Fighting back against George Soros is "authoritarianism"
Logan Evans
Kek'd and checked.
Sebastian White
Hold up. This guy is looking to flip a Republican house district to Democrat, correct?
Owen Price
Oh hey, the 5th is on a Friday this year? I mean, it's not like I need an excuse to drink... It's just too bad I really don't give a shit about this one. If it were St. Paddy's or something I'd be excited. I guess I'm judt going to get drunk and shitpost like any other Friday.
Cameron Brown
>trump has no path to 1237 we are going to a contest convention
Christopher Lopez
Ayo faggots
Haven't been here in a while, nice to be back
When is the healthcare vote going to happen today?
Carson Barnes
It's also no mistake that TRVMP is an easily romanized name
Adam Allen
But muh LGBT's!
Justin White
>Emperor Barron
Good.
Leo Wilson
Jeb wins
Andrew Garcia
>Ebil Russia interfered with our elections! >Hey, let's interfere with Hungary's elections! The audacity of these niggers.
Mason Stewart
enough with this pence shit. pence is a neocohen. he was opposed to virtually everything trump stood for. pence is an establishment compromise and nothing more. pence would be a disaster as president. pence would be a worse george w. pence doesn't actually want to electrocute faggots either. stop being a delusional memer
Mason Gonzalez
>Russia meddling with other countries' politics is bad, btw here's a handy guide on how Trump should meddle with Hungary's politics Thanks, WaPo
Owen Gomez
>mexican and arab """heritage"""" >working with trump wew
Hunter Ortiz
what were the ratings for this thing?
Benjamin Baker
Where does the 1 come in?
Jaxon Turner
the same...
Joseph White
No he wouldn't. He is too nice.
I think Bannon would do well, though.
Jayden Martin
TRVMP MEA LVX
Joshua Ross
...dead...
Adrian Young
If Kek blesses this post Ruth Bader Ginsburg dies in less than 30 days
Nathan Mitchell
HOUSE VOTE ON AHCA SCHEDULED FOR 1:30pm
That is in:
Two burger bongs and 40 bing fries
Nathaniel Reyes
That's actually kinda not retarded. wow. Cool
Jaxson Peterson
.... stare.
Camden Bennett
Nice script.
Here come the replies.
Jaxson Hall
Kek wills it.
Ryder Ramirez
Have fun finding two ladders long enough lel
Anthony Reyes
buy milocoins
Liam Phillips
How quickly will they target the new executive order?
Cameron Young
KEK HAS SPOKEN CHECKKKED
Landon Sullivan
You sound like a leftist afraid of Pence
Logan Mitchell
...
David Wilson
...
Josiah Miller
Kek wills it
Brandon Hall
...
Dylan Morales
Nice
ty m8
Camden Bennett
RIP
Justin Hernandez
I think that is the distance from the base of what you're climbing
Wyatt Sullivan
...
Ryder Evans
>not having 1 in 10 luck
Leo Ramirez
Trump has been recently calling for smoothing out the system so he can act quicker, he'd prefer dictatorship/monarchy for sure.
Lucas Lewis
thanks for the vote of confidence. i will do my best.
