>Local elections in most of the country today
bbc.co.uk
>Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements
bbc.co.uk
>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk
>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com
>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk
Sharia May promised five figure immigration.
Immigration is at 330,000.
Sharia May promised a hard brexit.
?????
Vote UKIP.
Kaya Edition
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1st for Phillip
>1986: "If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed." To a group of British students during a royal visit to China.
>1996: "If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" In response to calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting.
>1999: "It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." Referring to an old-fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh.
>2002: "Still throwing spears?" Question put to an Australian Aborigine during a visit.
>2009: "There's a lot of your family in tonight." After looking at the name badge of businessman Atul Patel at a Palace reception for British Indians.
>2013: "The Philippines must be half empty as you're all here running the NHS." On meeting a Filipino nurse at Luton and Dunstable Hospital.
>2013: "[Children] go to school because their parents don't want them in the house." To Malala Yousafzai, who survived an assassination attempt by the Taliban and now campaigns for the right of girls to go to school without fear.
A B S O L U T L Y B A S E D
REMINDER
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Mullahs did nothing wrong although I do enjoy the music before them
>tfw Poorthern Ireland
How do I move to England? I want a job desu
WHO DO I VOTE FOR IF IM NOT QUEER
Is this real?
Not even surprised desu
Because that worked so well in the EU referendum
THE ENVIRONMENTAL PARTY
Just voted Lib Dem.
I'm sorry, but I need the fucking millk
You have the pic?
Based Philip Davies
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Remember to vote UKIP, lads.
I love that man, the racist old bugger.
Try looking for a job and a reasonably priced property that you can rent?
There's more genders in that photo than people.
Who /comedian pilled/ here
Everything is pointless and Britain is already dead, so might as well go out snorting coke from a whores arsehole
Just voted for Lib Dem and Tories in the Liverpool Mayoral election. Gotta be careful to not tell anyone about the Tory vote.
Start buying buns.
>decent HIV prevention now
Stop having sex with millions of people then you fucking degenerates
and this
>reddit filename
(((pure coincidence)))
You have to go back.
Do something more interesting with your ultimate freedom eh
Did she ever show feet?
>16 year olds can vote in Scotland
Like a 16 year old is going to know what's best for their country.
Made me chuckle/10
>29% of people bothered to vote in the 2013 local election where I live
Wonder if it will hit 30% this time.
But how do I get a job if I'm in a different country and they ask for an interview?
The absolute state of Lib Dems
Don't let lefties control the new British colony on /bant/.
>knowing that's a reddit filename
Hot off of Google my friend
Wank while you work.
dailymail.co.uk
Will she keep her seat?
Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.
To be fair, no one in Scotland knows much about anything regardless of how old they are.
I bet you're fat in real life
>How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?
Fuck me, I'll shed a few tears when he goes.
Didn't get a single fucking flyer in my door about the local election today. None of these cunts deserve my vote
You ensure you have your travel plans secured and a place to stay so you can attend the interview.
Start saving up a bit or ask a family member for some cash to borrow? Or try finding a job in Northern Ireland, get enough cash and whilst you're working actively look for another job in England?
It should be 21 desu.
Politicians are disgusting.
You know what to do user
Start buying guns.
I'm getting there lad, was a 6'1 13st lanklet few years ago, now I'm just shy of 16 since I started eating pizza for breakfast
I only got a Conservative and a UKIP one, but the Greens, an Independent and Labour are also standing, Lib Dems not even bothering. I remember a decade ago Lib-Dems were pretty much the opposition to the Tories here.
It should be 26 and have served in the military
And with an education and property requirement
PREUSSE PLEASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND
please come back national service-kun~
>13st lanklet
Your BMI is way out of proportion. See a dietitian before you hurt yourself.
shes mine mate
>he thinks 6'1 makes him tall
Why does Scotland have right red hair? Is she a sjw
You're assembling a team to try and survive in a nuclear holocaust.
You can only bring 5 of these people with you, the other four are certain to die. Who do you take with you, and what talents do you think they possess that will help you survive?
13 stone at 6'1 with what bodyfat? That's pretty sick if 5% bodyfat
Beautiful, here have a favourite of mine. No YouTube link for this version.
Hitchens Powell Farage Mosley Corbantz
Hitchens, Morrisey, Nigel and Enoch
>A bunch of people who originally didn't want Brexit are now claiming that they will push for a clean, hard Brexit. The same people who are also of a breed, that being career politicians, which is notorious for lying to and scamming their electorate.
What on earth could possibly go wrong?
Well maybe muscle weighs more, I was gaunt as fuck
2011
Milliband for the Millibanter.
Powell to keep the undesirables out of are town/bunker/whatever.
Corbyn to subdue the remaining masses.
Jones as the group fuccboi.
Peter
Nigel
Oswald
Enoch
Are Ed
I take Nigel and powell and corybn and leave the rest.
Fuck me... forgot about my childhood crush, thank you geezer
>tfw rejected from the military because of my phimosis
>manlets projecting this hard
Enoch for leadership. Nige for nuclear fishing. Corbyn for bicycle scouting. Mosley for aryan hunting and Hitchens for his top banter.
There's nobody in that picture.
>hitchens
They take the pessimistic jew....
How...
scotland is just a mess all round
I want them to fucking GO
VOTE LABOUR
You need to be able to pleasure your commander.
Peter, Oswald, Nigel, Enoch, Owen. The first four for good companionship, a laugh and their vastly superior intelligence/foresight over the rest, and Owen to chop up into small cubes of bait meat to go hunting with (or we could just barter him away as a sex slave or as meat).
I'm 6'6 mate, 6.1 is pathetic, you're probably only 6 too and stretching it.
>Just Prolong the suffering of a broken neck.
A good comparison of how the Lefts good intentions can be just cruelty in naive disguise. The right thing to do for the bird is ensure it dies quick and painlessly.
Oh, and Pete to remind us that the country is doomed and that our ultimate goal is to emigrate. And to fight off the smoothskins (or "Blairites" as they are sometimes known).
what do you weigh
what can you bench
Jesus Christ, lads.
>tfw I have no course work and the rest of the week off
>tfw I have the flat to myself
>aw_yiss.jpg
>cp_dustbowl 24/7 and a few beers because fuck it, why not?
>tfw around 2pm the doorbell rings and it's a delivery guy with a big box
>tfw it's for my hot flatmate Vicky
>Whatever. I leave it by the door to her room and go back to TF2
>tfw she came home about half an hour ago, she shouts thanks for getting her parcel and I hear her go into her room
>about five minutes later she bursts into my room giggling carrying her new purchase
>tfw it's one of those Hitachi wands like pic related
>tfw she asks me if I want to see it and tries to hand me it, buzzing
>I say "I can see with my eyes"
>tfw she lies down on my bed laughing and says "You know, we should try this out..." and keeps buzzing me on the shoulder with it
>tfw I can feel the heat rising in my face and so i just tell her a bit too loudly "LOOK VICKY I'M THE ONLY ENGY ON THE TEAM SO I CAN'T RIGHT NOW"
>she left but I can hear her in the next room right now giggling and buzzing away
>tfw I've already told her forty fucking times that I'm MGTOW but she won't take the hint
Starting to get on my tits a bit now, lads.
obviously i failed the inspection?
6'6 is too tall, back problems in later life. I'm 6'. Just the right height, I'm the one that Goldilocks would pick.
Why are our parties exclusively led by betas atm? Consider that a few years ago we had Dave, Nick, and Nige.
Blondes with Moles
@124074748
top kek
tfw 5'8
Do I have to take 5?
Hitchen
Mosely
Powell
Farage
feels like a solid team, adding anyone elese would just mess things up
>implying girls talk to you
>she won't take the hint
the irony.
I'm 34 and married. Been together almost 10 years and we have 2 kids.
I have good posture.
6ft....
hahahahahahahahahaha
/Whonomotivation/ ?
>milliband throwing the white power symbol
hitchens, mosley, farrage doing what they do best and Brigadier Powell in charge they would be the team and i would bring Owen Jones to be the teams bitch so we could always have someone to laugh at
I mean, how would they even care
So guys off to vote at 6. Only got a leaflet from Labour. Who should I vote for?