All of the U.S. Presidents are alive and run against each-other to be the ultimate President. Who wins?

All of the U.S. Presidents are alive and run against each-other to be the ultimate President. Who wins?

Teddy Roosevelt

Has to be a Roosevelt.

obama, because he's a Person of Color

Reagan.

Washington

JFK wins but gets assassinated again.

FPBP

Which Roosevelt?

Honestly my money is on Kennedy.

Is there a lefty version of this pic?

Ben Franklin electrocutes the other candidates, and becomes president for eternity.

are you niggers saying who you think would be the best, or who you think would win the election?

How can anyone compete? Mofuger took a bullet to the chest and still finished his speech.

Roosevelt has to win.

Did you read the question?

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I'm with Ike...or Nixon.

>mfw they come at Nixon with watergate shit and he tells them what the NSA has been doing for the past ten years.

I'd say Washington would win, many want a "back to the roots" president.

Andrew Jackson would duel them all and live, until he got to Teddy, who continues to campaign after getting shot

Ben franklin was the best president.

Who do you think will be the last three contenders?

My prediction

>JFK
>Teddy Roosevelt
>Ulysses S. Grant

Definitely Taft

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Sadly, this is the truth. And it shows how far we've fallen. Every nigger, spic, and mystery meat in the country would vote for him as a monolith, and since the USA is 62% white, he'd win.

They could have debates all day. It wouldn't matter. The white vote would be split between all the candidates, and the dregs of our society would vote based entirely on skin color.

No contest it's going to be Andrew Jackson. Dude was the baddest, toughest, no bull-shit mother fucker to ever grace God's green Earth. Especially fitting for today's times considering he was a populist candidate elected during a time of absurd division.

This or jackson.

Millard Fillmore

/thread

Obama

Because hes a nigger and that's cool now

>being this entrenched in identity politics that you literally undercut your own point

SAD

>All of the U.S. Presidents are alive
>Ben Franklin electrocutes the other candidates

>Benjamin Franklin
>US president

>>>>>>>>>>Bongistan education.

The truth is Zachary Taylor would win by a land slide

Raegen every time. Maybe Lincoln gets votes from Dindus

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This. You beat me to it.

What's so bad about secession?

I like Teddy's attitude, but FDR was the better leader for the country.

None of the great presidents of the past would give one thought to entering the shitshow that is a modern American election. Look at the two dregs of society we were given to choose from and then tell me that Teddy Roosevelt would lower himself to that.

King Reina

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JD for sure.

jeb landslide

Ulysses was a temperamental drunkard. Good general though.

Washington, easily.

andrew jackson for the win!

He would just nuke Britain on his first day 1

yes, that's why i'm asking
the answers ITT don't make sense in light of it

Kek

Do you expect a website full of angst ridden contrarian faggots to make sense?

FDR was a commie, cousin fucking faggot.

fair point. carry on, good sir.

Washington. Other presidents would step aside just to let him be president, he's the Cincinnatus of the US.

Andrew Jackson

just 1 right answer

Of course, he'd campaign on doing it.

Regan

Washington would probably win on principle, but I'd vote for Polk.

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What true American wouldn't vote for Washington

Lincoln wanted to deport all the blacks to Africa. Wonder how that would go down today.

This

Who is to the right of Linkin? Also, is that supposed to be Eisenhower at the top, or who?

>Linkin
something tells me i know more about your presidents than you do.

Reagan

OBAMA you bitch!
He the best prez EVA you stupid white ass motherfuckers!

probably Washington on name recognition alone
i mean the capitol is named after him

Kennedy was a smooth talking scumbag from a family of criminals.

hillary, its HER TURN

if we talking right now i guess JFK

Washington
>he was the only man who DIDNT want power.

He loved his country, pussy, and Hitler. He was wealthy and he couldn't be bought off which is what made him so dangerous. He wanted to do great things like abolish the CIA and end the fed which is what got him killed.

You fucking kill yourself right now.

Nixon. Only leader in US history who named the Jew, and got to live a long life afterwards. He has some bad PR, but his mantra of "Fuck Minorities" would resonate with most of the US.

Tricky dick was a total alpha

Andrew Jackson
>Populist
>not a bumbling retard like Trump

>Creates welfare
>First gun grabber
>Only reason the US got out of their Depression was because of WWII
Man was a shitty president who created EVERY problem we have today.

>wealthy and couldn't be bought off

Except he was completely under the thumb of the mob

Jfk or andrew jackson. If we go after quality. If we go after popularity i guess sadly king nigger

I'm gonna go with Coolidge

Nixon

The Jew

who is to the right of abe? also right of dubya?

Better pic

He also seems to not be a satanic childfucker. Thats a huge plus

How can we meme Jackson off the $20 because he hated banks and it's a total insult

gonna go with ford and eisenhower

Andrew Jackson

>He loved his country
>sole reason the Bay of Pigs was lowered from a full fledged amphibious invasion similar to D-Day to an utter disaster (lowered the amount of B-29s)
>increased aggression in Vietnam, a pointless war

He's only popular because he got shot and has a good war story. His wife was more presidential than him.

Andrew Jackson

Teddy Roosevelt would win pretty handidly in today's political climate.

Jackson would be the best choice however.
or maybe Polk would, lol.

America.

I like Ike.

never thought I'd see a tumblr gif of The Man Who Would Be King

Silent Cal would bumfuck the shit out of any other president. My money's on him, too.

Trump desu

Andrew Jackson; because populism.

10 years ago, I would have said Lincoln or Kennedy. But now I would say Obama, for obvious reasons.

This, Jackson and TR in a runoff...

The loser would be VP and that combination would Make America Great Again

I can just see Teddy going full rage off at Al Franken and beating him senseless on the Senate floor, staring down Elizabeth Warren at the same time.

Objectively best but criminally underrated president coming through.

Eisenhower or FDR no doubt.

Richard Nixon

by replacing him with rosa parks or some stupid shit, hariet tubman, idgaf
fucking out elmo on the 20
millenial childless liberals and millenial single mothers would eat that shit up, along with ellen degenerate