Brit/pol/ - Staying Up Late and Eating Haribo Eidition

>Local election polls closed, labour already in trouble
twitter.com/stephenkb/status/860240177222090752 (embed)

>Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636

>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39784164

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in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes and the DFS sale

ayy lads what are we up to tonight?? :)

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God Tier:
Eggs

High Tier:
Cola Bottles

Low Tier:
Hearts
Bears

Shit Tier
Rings

Having a free cans

gonna have a wank lads

What to mate?

>God Tier:


God tier is everything with sour sugar sparkling all over it.

Ruh roh

god tier:
rings

good tier:
hearts, gummy bears

low tier:
eggs

shit tier:
cola bottles

Get someone else to do it for you

Randoms are nicer than Haribo

if anyone disagrees then they're automatically gay and if you're already gay then you're reverse gay

the tories the tories the tories the tories the tories the tories the tories the tories the tories the tories the tories DAVID if you'll let me finish... the tories.

[applause]

Christ why did I get a sleeper train. Time for another run to the bar.

can reverse gays jerk off to traps?

>tfw still haven't decided how I'm voting

>sour sugar sparkling

holy fuck this, I can feel my teeth disolving just thinkin gabout that shit, who the hell willingly buys that

I'm so embarrassed by Rebecca long bailey and her stupid hair and pearls.
She's such a fucking mess.
Ugh where do Labour get these people.

I adore the Labour Party and j pray to god they get into power by some miracle, but they really do pick some cunts to speak to the public.

Penny

good lad

Labour is fucking terrible.

WHISPERS OF COLLAPSE COME THROUGH THY AIRWAVES

Good work user

>'Twill be intriguing to see how your posts develop over the course of your journey.

Have you tried Super Mix lad?

Yes but that'd be gay, even though fapping to traps isn't gay as they're just girls with willys

Anyone who chooses regular haribo over Tangfastic Haribo is a Traitor to the crown

Independent? From Labour?

Bet it's a Muslim candidate.

Likely a combination of boredom, insomnia and alcohol will combine into a pleasant few hours of Preube baiting.

What route lad? And how are you getting decent internet on the train? Did you pay for wifi? Or is it free with an overnight ticket?

Yes LADY!

Integrity.
Integrity.
Corbyn has honesty and integrity, love and compassion.
And yet the provincial peasants will vote for a Tory government who will destroy their living standards because

>muh immigrants

Fuck cull the working class, honestly.
Just deport the lot of them and import a load of immigrants.
At least they're fucking intelligent and educated.

The average working class Brit is legitimately a spastic.

In Rhosnesni, Wrexham, north wales?

we found out preu§e was a woman yesterday

NUTTAL NAMES THE BLAIRITE

How?

They look quite nice 2bh, the standard Harido jelly is a bit tough for my liking so that's why I like Randoms as theyre really soft, like a silicone vagina, even though I never actually touched a silicone vagina i'd imagine they're as soft as Randoms

What are those white milk looking ones?

Off to Gatwick in a couple of hours lads, is it as shit as everyone says

Bit of late night cultural Marxist propaganda

m.youtube.com/watch?v=N433aXwj59E

fuck lads im not sure

dunno, browsing gif for inspiration

impossible

Love that show. I originally thought that the celebrities knew that what they were doing was a joke

Euston-> a location in Scotkekland.

I'm running on data, no Wi-Fi. So if I disappear ominously I got caught smoking out the window or it's a reception blackspot.

Watching movies starring psychotic bitches. Repulsion is on just now. It's black and white directed by Roman polanksi

>>>/neogaf/

Wow I agree with Paul Nuttel about something....

Thank God the audience is asking great questions.
Food banks and homelessness after 7 years of the Tories.
I wonder why?

That Siemens cunt needs to fuck off.

This one makes my cheeks feel funny desu.

Posted a picture of her hand, and it was very womanly.

Pic related.

Who Here Devilish and clicked yes even though they dont have one?

MUH FOOD BANKS

>Masculine bagina?
Yes.

The paddy wagons are on the way RIGHT NOW

Well you should be careful, they're always watching.

first rumour of the night: Labour fear they've lost control of Nottinghamshire County Council

>What are those white milk looking ones?

They're milk ones them lad, like a milk version of a cola bottle

>squidgy
>smooth
>soft

you're about to get SWATTED, hope you have an escape pack ready.


anyone else looking forward to the return of Woolies to the high street? they had the top tier pick n mix back in the day

Was there proof, though?

Not sure boys made fun of her for playing soccer tough..

The night is young user

>Godspeed

Comfy journey. Used to do Bristol to Aberdeen quite a lot, just never had signal anywhere.

Literal shit.

They are milky Haribo, largely a disappointment all around. They are light very dense marshmallow.

Who here has been to a food bank?

There must be some poor NEET losers desperate enough

For some reason Wales has a much higher number of independent candidates than the rest of the UK.

Delete this, my teeth are buzzing and vibrating just looking at them

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Put yourself down for channel 4's 'first dates' programme.

My bong mates, post a few Nigels. My pictures are temporarily kill and I want to be able to post his smug fucking face while I figure it all out. Damn computer exploded and I had to reinstall my OS.

GOOD MORNING! IDNIT FUNNAY!?

>Click the second one
>Hear police sirens and a knock on your door 5 minutes later

>Food Bank

Yet I've never seen anyone using a food ATM.

SHE'S COMING FOR YOU LAD

QUICK, OUT THE BACK DOOR

go to 12:12 on the vid piss funny

>eating Axis confectionery

notts and lincoln seem to be full of long haired millenial hipster fucks though

David Davis is on fire on tonight's QT

>pleb tier
Watching Question Time
>patrician tier
Watching the Delingpole brothers live tweeting Question Time

Yep. But hey, it's just an airport, it's where you're going to from there that matters.

It would be a lot better if I didn't have to be (((responsible))) in the morning and a speech. It's written and rehearsed though so whatever.

Is that not a feminine hand? What more do you need?

Damn i had some hope, i thought they would be like the japanese milk candy that is amazing. Thanks for the heads up Bong Bro, i wont ebay them.

There is a man who walks around at night where I live looking for the flickering lights of tele sets at night. He checks if you've got a license and if you haven't got one you get a fine in your letterbox.

whats stopping someone from buying a handgun illicily and shooting theresa may point blank when she steps outside downing street.
im pretty drunk just wondering

Oh shit, she;s after my Dalmations

>22:48: Depressing news from a well-placed Liberal Democrat source.They think the Tories have swept the board and that they and Labour are both in for a disappointing night. They still expect some gains but not the bounty they hoped for.
Oh dear

Rural communities still have cohesion

Best of luck. Might just have to keep drinking, I always give better talks after a few whiskeys.

Thx bro, never seen them before

The one on the right looks like a low effort Churchill impersonator.

>smoke drink and have sky television
And also because they are paid fuck all because they're labour has been devalued by years of mass migration.

I don't care if I sound like a broken record.

I really like the Plaid Cymru lady.

Labour/Green/SNP/Plaid Cymru union.

I live in a fucking million pound flat and I care more about the poor than you provincial cunts who live in shit hole towns with streets worth less than my flat.

And you have no fucking compassion for those in need.

It's a travesty it really is.

London independence.

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Would you get diabetes if you scoffed down a whole pack in one go?

What do you guys think about scrapping (or cutting) the corporation tax and introducing Land Value Tax instead? Corporation tax costs consumers more through price rises than the government gets in tax income and it discourages investment.

Meanwhile the Land Value Tax is loved by economists for many reasons, it also has the advantages of encouraging companies to set up in neglected areas of the country with lower land value and stops property developers and investors squatting on unused land and buildings.

You must live in London then m8

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Lol this guy browses Sup Forums

I'm not even memeing here but that is legitimately a woman's hand.

>PreuBe is either a bird or a trap.
Somehow it sorta makes sense now.

The space pedo bit is still one of the funniest telly moments I can think of

GOGS GET OUT

perfectly timed by mummy