Brit/pol/ - Quiet Batpeople Edition

>LABOUR GETTING FUCKING REKT
bbc.co.uk/news/topics/42069d65-f3b1-41e2-b3e9-35ac9d799a1a/england-local-elections-2017

>Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636

>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39784164

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Angus will get killed in June.

>Link to Sky News Youtube Live Reporting of Council Elections!
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Reminder that we will be forced to have sex with ugly sex dolls that smell.

that's a nice karen

heloo poopheads haha

Oh sorry I didn't know you were a literal fucking retard

We're just a nation with the capacity to destroy the planet, who has a permanent place on the UN security council, with the 5th largest economy in the world and one of the highest military expenditures

Thread theme
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Mummy can you keep the North please those people are weird.

Thanks

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who will expose corruption in government now?

Who's forcing you? Just get a real woman.

Women feeling threatened by glorified fleshlights always makes me laugh.

for you

>karenposting
is it back?

Conservatives.

>0 (-23)

KEK

Let the tories do Brexit mate. Being a Nation is about solidarity when it matters, bickering when we're all rich and getting our dicks sucked.

Yes I too wish to pay a large sum of money for a sex doll with varicose veins.

>brexit
>tory super landslide

will lefties actually off themselves ?

Does it have a small cock or no cock, lads?

Asking for a friend

A N I M E

>Conservatives will expose their own corruption
huh

Women are getting ACTUALLY nervous about sex dolls

I'll throw down a few Karens every once in a while, but that one 'karenposter' namefag and the general spam of her is obnoxious.

THREAD THEME
>Longer than a fucking Leonard Cohen song
Tenuous link to The Thick of It

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disgusting

REMEMBER TO FUCKING VOTE UKIP

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Shh, it's a brave new world.

Definitely a feminine penis

More extreme than Watership Down.

it's an anime website though

The Tory Empire.

When will you?

>UKIP
Who?

>when there are literal commies on your ballot

My stomach hurts

Oh my.

Champers frozen again.

I've upped my frozen champers game. Now I don't fill the glass but instead wait for the ice to be pushed out. am I doing it right lads?

no

pls let this be true.

Alternatively: Please let him lose his seat

TORIES JUST TOPPED 250

LABOUR ONLY JUST TOPPED 50

>mfw

Can I have mine made to these exact specifications?

Just drink Vodka instead

I don't disagree with that.

Tanks on Labour's lawn.

It's a democracy and all you need to get your name on the ballot is to fork over some money. Now if he get elected I agree helicopter rides are needed.

Is there a map I can view of the election results?

I'm not a filthy slav m8

71 tory gains already.
Predictions were 115 overall and we've had nothing for scotland yet.

They remember the feminists crowing about how men will be phased out etc. Now they have to face the opposite except it's actually credible this time because it's driven by capable men rather then useless feminists.

Why can't we have the conservatives to deal with Brexit and Labour to deal with the social issues in the country?

Reminder that local elections are pretty much irrelevant

I guess it's a good indicator for what will happen in the GE though

>UKIP
>0 (-26)

Am I being a retard? What does htis mean?

>Mebyon Kernow 0

J U S T

I took a photo of my ballot today guys, how did I do?

Wrecked

Yes.

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>social issues

wut're those

Just back from the Flintshire count, lads.

Are the results out or do you want some leaky leaky?

Nuttall to get Fuck All

Because Labour know fuck all about social issues

They're a mix of SJWs and commies at this point, and would run the economy into the ground trying to "redistribute the wealth"

means labour will do worse in GE than the even worse local elections

You've run your course lad, it's okay.

why would you edit that lad

>shopped

Merthyr labour council leader has lost.

Because laboue are horrific on social issues.

It means that in general elections the opposition performs worse than local elections.

If it's true then Labour is going to be annihilated.

Tories are supposedly doing well in Aberdeen but that's about as much as I've heard from them.

Labour has been hammered in Glasgow though.

JUST

Gib leaks

you know public services, care, nhs, police, education, etc.

Shite, it's 1-5 etc here.
Should have voted for based street bro.

Also enjoy your ballot not being counter. Make sure to check official releases later on.

Nice fake

Women's growing anxiety over sexbots is fucking hilarious

It's almost as if women have little to offer other than their cooch and teets

ftfy

It means that Labour is fucked

We never had any 6 you retard.

>Be Labour
>Be 1/3 SJW
>Be 0.5/3 Commie
>Be 1.5/3 Blairite

How the fuck is this party even a thing?

>IND:27
The fuck is happening in Wrexham? Assuming enough of them are still lefties it's probably a Labour minority.

This nut has been cracked

Well after women's lib that's true. They didn't have to learn cooking and cleaning and all those domestic things family men love to see, so they broadly didn't bother.

2 months, Oliver...

Wales has a fuckload of independent councillors in the rural north and west. Local people elected because they're known

Wales likes its independents

Cannot wait to see this. Going to be one smug fucker come the morning, nothing better than salty Labour Tears.

Social issues like immigration?

Fuck off

>being such an incel women hating cuck that you actually think a generation of white men fucking inanimate dolls manufactured by chunks while Muslim vermin outbreed us is a good thing.

Not sure about the UK's population by sex, but in the US there are more women then men.

This means the marriage pool is smaller for women. It's also why more men remarry after divorce compared to women. There's just more fish in the sea. If enough men choose lifelike sex dolls, then, yes, it is a threat.

Lib Dems to gain 1 or 2
Tories didn't stand many candidates (8 overall) and we're looking at 4 or 5 returned.
Indies did quite well.
Labour will hold an outright majority, but their margins were shrinking.

We're quietly confident that Alyn and Deeside could go blue if we campaign properly. HOWEVER our candidate is not local.

One of our paper candidates got 120 seats in a safe Labour ward.

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>implying the Tories are any better on immigration

Post the graph

I actually don't mind that, at least they're more likely to care about local issues.

wew

that's nothing to do with females feeling threatened by sex dolls, just virgins like you banging em, like why

>Mebyon Kernow

What's the script with these guys? Are they based Cornishmen or are they SNP-tier?

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