NORWAY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NORWAY?

they made a penguin 'general' in norway.

pic related it's him
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first feminist goverment now general penguin.
i invite you to middle east to learn life faggots.

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Is there not a history about a roman emperor who named his horse a general shortly after rome downfall?

A penguin general would still be able to beat roaches in battle.

>be northernmost state
>make creatures found only in the southern hemisphere your national animal

What is the deal with Scandis? How did they get such incredible cultural autism?

>How did they get such incredible cultural autism

they are too comfy too care about anything
monarchy is different.

Norwegians were the first to the center of the south pole so no wonder. Nansen is considered folk hero.

But why exactly? Who knows. Probably just a pr stunt.

>Probably just a pr stunt.
Probably just the fact that Norwegians like yourself have this huge ubermensch mentality, trying to be first in even the most retarded shit.

Have fun eating your government subsidized bread.

>Implying there is anything wrong about this
Have you not seen the waifufag penguin? What about the mountain seeking ones fed up with their society? Or even the ones who have to deal with cheating whores?
As primarily residents of pure white frigid lands, penguins are officially our /ourbird/.

the history behind the ceremony is actually pretty neat.

my opinion of Norway has increased.

Nice job roach.

>huge ubermensch mentality
And rightfully so

The penguin is a mascot, 99% of norwegians have never even heard about it.

>mfw the penguin starts a second holocaust

>implying it isn't fucking awesome
I'm waiting for the day he's made a field-marshal

Whites excel at swimming while niggers embarrassingly drown.
More evidence of our connection to the penguins.

Colonel-in-Chief Nils Olav is one of the greatest strategist on Norweigan army, you silly roach wont understand

>you'll never fight alongside your ubermensch comrades against the corrupt globalists
>you'll never be led into combat by a brave penguin

Have you seen his career accomplishments? He's done more before 25 than you will in your whole life.

That was Caligula

And Turkey elected an insect President.

I don't see what the big deal is.

Kek.

Poland had a bear named Wojtek with the rank of Corporal in their army, while the english enlisted a goat with rank Lance corporal

Humans of higher intellect have a good understanding of both comedy as well as compassion. In this case the joke is giving a penguin the rank of general and enjoying it because its a cool animal. Go be roach somewhere else Gürkan.

>mein norway

Wojtek also carried ammunition into battle and smoke and drank regularly. Truly based polack bear.

penguin mascot is better than roach mascot. penguins are worth more than you roach.

They're drunk most of the year and making a penguin a general is way the fuck cooler than electing a cheeto to the presidency.

What's the big deal?
It's just, like, a cute publicity thing?

That penguin is a military genius leaf show your respect.

This is nothing new though. The guy that left Norway to found the provice where I live did so partially because his ruler at the time (about 700 ad) was a doggo.

Doggo died after a while though, trying to defend some cattle against wolves. According to the chronicles, the wolves "tore him asunder". :(

This. Maybe Turks should look at themselves in the mirror for once.

Hail!

Bears are the best animals and Wojtek was the best of the best.
And then you brought vengance to the wolves by genociding them out of Europe.

But could he outsmart that autistic waifu penguin?

>And rightfully so
goddamn right.

dont you fucking talk shit about General Nils Olav, you fucking paki shitstain terrorist niggerfucker

That was Caligula and that was 500 fucking years before romes downfall.
A bit less siesta and a bit more reading maybe?
You made a cockroach "sultan" is that better?
pic related it's him.

>siesta
dude I'm high on coke or speed 24/7 I dont get no siestas anymore

Found a video of his origin story. He didn't die after all.

He just realized that it was time to make Norway great again.

youtube.com/watch?v=zWH_9VRWn8Y

if you were our neighboor, he would invade you for this post

What's with all penguin posting lately? Have they invaded?

but we arent your neighbour

were on the fucking top of the world, just kicking it with the hottest chick in the universe (that vikings kidnapped from all over the world and selectively bred some 800 years ago), black gold & a 94% white population

Nils Olav will fuck you up

Get in line behind the somalis and the arabs.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)

>tfw fucking animals have accomplished more in life than you

*blocks your path*

That was the greatest military ceremony I've ever seen. Hail Nils Olav.

>*teleports behind you
>*becomes a seal

>Alliegance
>Norway

My sides

Heil Nils Olav!

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Slaps your girlfriend on the ass.

Old news. Australia has a Kangaroo Captain in the Navy.

Erdocuck won't do anything, he is literally all talk and no action
His roach wings are clipped

This is what "really" happens in Antarctica

fpbp

Norway gets brigadier penguin and Japan gets the turbo Weab penguin.
Huh

Be kind to Mr. Grape.