Brit/pol/ - 3am Edition

>LABOUR GETTING FUCKING REKT
bbc.co.uk/news/topics/42069d65-f3b1-41e2-b3e9-35ac9d799a1a/england-local-elections-2017

>Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636

>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39784164

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youtube.com/watch?v=hAuo8IOFNuE
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KARENPOSTING IS BACK!

JUST RECORDED THIS

a.pomf.cat/letcgj.mp4

I'M IN FUCKING TEARS, LADS

WHY IS SKY NEWS REBROADCASTING CBS?

GO BACK TO THE LOCAL ELECTIONS YOU FUCKS, THERE HASN'T BEEN AN UPDATE IN HALF AN HOUR!!!

Tanks on Labour's lawn.

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WHEN YOU SKIM LABOUR DESU

I'm LITERALLY shaking right now.

Come, come here and listen to a tale about the Lancaster Plan!
newenglishreview.org/custpage.cfm?frm=184244/sec_id/184244

>plan created in 2005 under our friend tony blair
>muslim conquest of UK and the west is inevitable
>government believes that whites are unwilling to fight for themselves so a peaceful transition must be organised
>favour immigrants for council houses because people with houses are more likely to start families and have kids
>give muslims protected status under law to reduce their chances of early chimping out early
>encourage immigration so that muslim population has family ties to rest of islamic world thus empowering the uk
>increase local autonomy around the country so that sharia zones can legally be created without causing a fuss country wide
>over time these zones will increase in size along with muslim government representation resulting in a total takeover by islam
>at some point a royal will have to convert to islam
>it will all have been done gradually so that the uk as an entity survives

>Link To England Results
bbc.co.uk/news/topics/42069d65-f3b1-41e2-b3e9-35ac9d799a1a/england-local-elections-2017

>Link To Wales Results
bbc.co.uk/news/topics/3c6a4e42-9efd-4440-89df-647121c87452/wales-local-elections-2017

>No Scottish results till after 08:00

>Sky Coverage (Vague Coverage)
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

3 A M

>Lib dems on damage control when they're -10
lel

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>TORIES +88
TORIES +88

HH

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/michael-sandford-shoot-donald-trump-british-las-vegas-arrives-back-uk-heathrow-a7717236.html

5 months for attempted assassination.

What did she record?

youtu.be/9cgrEA6eQ_g

>When a German comes in here and talks shit

>Lib Dem 84
>Labour 65

el justo

Right, off to bed then. Night lads

Trump said many things and he's rescinded on nearly all of them already.

Politicians lie.

And you missed the part where I said it was orchestrated by the EU and us.

Marginally better but going back to a woman who left you to fuck other men is faggotry of the highest order. Weak as fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=hAuo8IOFNuE

Is that cancerous image from the 90s?

Sounds based

Also Muslim conquest of the UK is inevitable, you guys aren't bothered having children anymore

Do you perchance like this man, fellow Redditor?

goodnight

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Meanwhile they are saying you can get 10 years for owning one of those "it's like Freeview but for internet apps" boxes.

What a pathetic time to be alive.

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>tfw the Tories have gained more councils than UKIP have won seats

Based milkman delivering the goods

Pretty lucky desu

Night pham. Make a prediction for number of Tory council seats. Out of 4851. Cap it then post it tomorrow if you're close.

Can someone red pill me on the "Sargon of Cuckad" meme?

Is it literally a case of "his wife's son"?

>tfw there are people in this thread that you argued with in the last one and you're meant to just act like it's not awkward

Tin-foil was buy one get one free lad

Fucking hell, this guy's such a sperg
>captcha: dairy place

Tories hold essex with +14
Lib dems second with 7
Labour now third with 6

Is it safe to say that you need to take a step back and re-evaluate yourself if you're on Sup Forums at 3am?

autistic!

the excuse that excuses you from any crime

yes

All I have to do tomorrow is make food, walk the dog and go to the gym.

3am is childs play.

I mean you don't need to but you probably should.

As tin-foil as it may seem, you can't ignore its disturbing plausibility.

labour now 20 behind lib dems

Not when there is a happening. If you were doing it in February or whatever, prior to the GE being called and fuck all happening, then yeah that's pretty bad.

Also, best Batman.

>you guys aren't bothered having children anymore
I'll have you know e have the highest teenage pregnancy rate in Europe even without curryniggers due to the working class. The fact that makes me happy does depress me a lot though.

Depends how old you are or what you are doing with your life atm

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It's everything about him.

>cuck
>"i'm a REAL liberal"
>"religion? not me!"
>quadroon
>"REGRESSIVES!"
>"KEK! PEPE! MILOOOOO!!!"

The man said he was going to vote for the Conservatives this time around. That should be everything you need to know about them, and him.

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Imagine being so out of touch you actually think a train having no seats would be a scandal.

Don't be so autistic about it.

You and me both, minus the gym though, i'm just hiking with the mutts.

>LIB DEM SURGEEEEEE

22 ABOVE LABOUR

Every night, mate?

You don't have a job?

Off to the airport lads
If a flight from gatwick to crete gets bombed by pakis make sure to post hearty keks at labour getting btfo for me

That was what cracked me up about that. There was so little to gain.

Enjoyed this.

Say, 21 and doing a shitty BTEC course that you hate?

>Also, best Batman.
Good taste desu.

are you the one who claimed david mitchell isn't a cuck?

Where do you think you are?

It makes no sense as a specific Muslim conspiracy.
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As a neo-liberal low-wage high immigrant point i can understand.

Night-owling is patrician. You get to see the sunrise and the sunset.

Y-y-y-you got a problem mate?
W-w-wanna take this outside?

It's just something to post, I figure, why not?

Trains being shit is a massive complaint though, and one common answer is nationalisation. The fact that Corbyn managed to find and efficient train with enough seats does prove how shit a politician he is though.

Not on election night, boi.

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>the mutts
user, you shouldn't talk about your wife's sons like that

Nah, I was the one who posted that he WAS a cuck, but also got pretty btfo by people questioning my stance on sex dolls.

Have a nice time mate.

>when you see two community support officers doing the rounds instead of the police

Have fun mate.

Tories hold Hertfordshire

i've got an exam tomorrow but my sleeping cycle is fucked

Yeah but it was fine as a topic.
Just pick a packed train. Brighton to London peak.

But NO, the twats picked a non packed train.

TTOI 2.0
Also Branson the prick broke data-privacy laws.

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Lads, why isn't there a Fascist or Libertarian party so that I can vote in clear conscience?

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Con gain Lincolnshire.

It's not a Muslim conspiracy.
It's a government plan to ensure the security of the UK after an inevitable Muslim takeover.
Look at history, without genocide or exile Muslims just take over wherever they infest.

I'd be pretty worried if my wife gave birth to border collies, though it might explain some things...

It's brit/pol's dark secret.
>We've all been there.

youtube.com/watch?v=M51rijkxa_4

It makes no sense because appeasing muslims and allowing them their own islam-ruled zones has never prevented violence before.

>so far, UKIP has lost every (EVERY) seat it has held

RIP

Then finish well and do what you love.

>Being so afraid of muslims you turn yourself into a pig to keep them away

Aye.

>Fascist or Libertarian

btfo

>tfw your dream of bringing cryptocommunism to your well-off capitalistic nation is never going to come true
JUST
U
S
T

How long before UKIP claims it didn't really want to win anyway, while storming off into the night?

n wot u prick

kek. well, he is a cuck.

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Are you a little confused m8?

Is there anywhere to see current share of vote %. Gives an indication to the GE

>puffy duffy

I got the sack 3 months ago and now I have time off, I've decided to sort myself out physically and mentally.

>got a proper haircut instead of the teenage boy cut I've had since around 2011
>got 5 times a week to the gym
>proper diet alongside it
>knuckled down into finally learning another language, which I've been telling myself for years to do
>rediscovering my love affair with art and writing

NEET life shouldn't be about eating take out food and masturbating.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarian_Party_(UK)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britain_First


Actual British fascist party dissolved in 1940.

When has that combo of policies ever been tried?