>A statement by the ministry of state security said a terrorist group backed by the CIA and South Korea's intelligence agency had entered the country to attack with a bio-chemical substance.
>It said North Korea would find and "mercilessly destroy" the terrorists.
>It comes amid high tensions in the region.
>The statement, carried by North Korean news agency KCNA, said the alleged plot included the use of "biochemical substances including radioactive substance and nano poisonous substance".
How is it even legal for a man to be dropping so much spaghetti on national media all the fucking time?
Remember when we didn't sperg out over some irrelevant fatass's every mood every single day? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Jose Rogers
>mood move*
Eli Sanchez
because the US has never tried to assassinate someone
Grayson Lee
To be fair the CIA might well be trying to kill him, why wouldn't they be at the least plotting something?
Kayden Thompson
I don't see your point, we've always had Trump threads
Ayden Cook
Are we pretending that CIA hasn't killed foreign politicians and leaders before and installed puppets?
Noah Ramirez
Bazinga
Lucas Cruz
Nano substances?
Owen Cooper
Kim is correct, smart man.
William Parker
Kim is one smart cookie, that's for sure.
Jeremiah Peterson
>China start negotiating with Trump to prevent NK coal being imported to China >NK starts blowing hot air about nuking everyone >Trump administration starts intimidating NK >NK does a missile test >missile test fails big time >Un blames hackers >Trump starts asking to negotiate with Un one-on-one >Trump hasn't retracted that statement and seems to want to do it >Un talking crazy about CIA trying to kill him Will Trump liberate NK?
James Young
I think I'm gonna need a quick rundown.
Henry Campbell
>implying we arent about to false flag his ass kims about to chem his shit up
Tyler Gonzalez
>How is it even legal for a man to be dropping so much spaghetti on national media all the fucking time? Can you prove that we don't have alphabet agency out there trying to kill his whole family?
I mean FFS, If I was him I would fucking assume someone is actively trying to kill me at all times. Why is this a fucking surprise.
Kayden Clark
Wasn't there just recently an article about NK meth? He's probably been smoking a bit too much lately. However you'd think he'd be skinnier tho.
Evan Nelson
Kim right now
Samuel Flores
In reality we don't know what's happening or what the nork is thinking as these news articles have no hard evidence.
Camden Ramirez
he's no dummy, the way he killed his half-brother (if he was behind it) was nothing short of genius.
Ian Collins
You seem to have knowledge of these things. Would you mind giving me a quick rundown, brother?
Zachary Evans
Kim why don't you open the door?
Blake Nguyen
King Kim Nork is probably spot on frankly.
I'd still like to know if Best Korea is actually the shithole that everyone claims it is. Remember Libya?
Josiah Collins
look at all the ways they tried to kill castro lmao, kimmys not a complete nutter only 99%
Thomas Allen
Ten years of forced labor, or the military, sounds pretty damn bad to me.
Jack Gutierrez
I was more referring to the impoverished population thing, lack of food, etc.
Most Americans have a lifetime of forced labor subtley imposed by way of (((debt))). It's not really much different, just framed differently.
Sebastian Myers
go away shill
Brandon Roberts
kys faggots
Xavier Taylor
this. Un would never meet Trump face to face on US soil (obviously) and i highly doubt they will allow the US into NK. Video conference maybe
Hudson Price
trump has sent in the freedom squad
Joshua Evans
>get caught >calls everyone autists
this desperation
Levi Cook
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs >n contact with aliens >Possess psychic-like abilities >Control france with an iron but fair fist >Own castles & banks globally >Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line >Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city) >Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth >First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies >both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 >Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them >They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world >You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now >The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land? >They learned fluent French in under a week >Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff >The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society >In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.
Carson Evans
...
Adam Campbell
OH SHIT what if we started meming conspiracies like this to make Kim Jong lose his shit, think of all the happenings
Mason Bell
>Pepperidge Farm remembers back to plebbit
Oliver Taylor
North Korea is and always will be Best Korea. It's NatSoc, and most of these faggots just shill war against it cause it's what the jews taught them. Every single one of you anti-NK shills should fucking ask yourself why the Jews don't like North Korea at all, and why you pathetic little degenerates are so eager to please your Jewish masters You lot don't know shit about NK, and all your info comes from the Jewish media. docdroid.net/nv0n/the-cleanest-race.pdf.html This book might have been written by a potential kike, but at least it offers a better understanding of what North Korea truly is - anti-juden NatSoc As Professor BR Myers points out in the cleanest race, the DPRK has never been a socialist. or communist state. It put on a huge act to get support from the Soviet Union & China after it's independence, but in reality, DPRK is closer ideologically to the 3rd reich, or Imperial Japan than it is to the soviet union. An Ultra-conservative ethnic nationalist state, against any kind of race mixing, totally opposed to liberalism, extremely conservative views on age, sexuality, gender, family, "LGBT", etc.. Stories about "Starving North Korea" are rooted largely in fiction. Child Malnutrition rates in North Korea are around 14% - Average child malnutrition in the world is around 30% (With many countries, eg, India, reaching as high as 50% - Which North Korea did not come close to even in the worst years of the 1990's famine, which has been over for more than a decade now).
Stories regarding the cult of personality/lack of information are also greatly exaggerated. Yes, the Cult is very large, but North Koreans do not believe Kim is a "God" or can "Read their minds". American & South Korean movies, television shows, etc, can be accessed fairly easily in Pyongyang & much of the rest of the country.
James Wright
>Remember Libya?
North Korean spring when?
Christopher Smith
damn
Nolan Cruz
"Conspiracy" Praise Kim.
Chase White
you're retarded if you think the CIA isn't trying to assassinate him.
like, seriously. fuck off.
Jaxson Myers
...
Tyler Anderson
the power of the sith is strong in this one... the first (of many) vidya playing autist with nukes
what a glorious age in which we live!
Luis Lewis
Kim is confirmed autist. >The Washington Post reported in 2009 that Kim Jong-un's school friends recalled he "spent hours doing meticulous pencil drawings of Chicago Bulls superstar Michael Jordan".[140] He was obsessed with basketball and computer games.[28][141][142] On 26 February 2013, Kim Jong‑un met Dennis Rodman,[143] leading many reporters to speculate that Rodman was the first American that Kim had met.[144] Rodman described his trip to Kim Jong-un's private island, "It's like Hawaii or Ibiza, but he's the only one that lives there. >During Dennis Rodman's trip, Vice magazine correspondent Ryan Duffy observed that "the leader was 'socially awkward' and didn't make eye contact when shaking hands"
Brody Rivera
kim is /ourguy/
Christian Thompson
How do you know that's a plebbit saying? back to plebbit
Dylan Russell
>>North Korea claims CIA plot to kill Kim Jong-un this is probably true but he's a big guy, he can handle it
Robert Garcia
So if this fails, invasion is the only way
William Anderson
Did you guys know they have american movies and cellphones in North Korea? They have to hide them because they are illegal but they get smuggled in.
James Bennett
No. Because I was born in the early 90's. Everything revolved around some fat shit being pissed at America.
Xavier Myers
i hope he nukes the israel though
Eli Bailey
checked, yep. Looks like it has failed/ been foiled.
Levi Perry
>being afraid of CIA Reasonable. CIA has a reason to target him. >CIA sponsors terror group It's not like we haven't seen that before. This is standard shit. It isn't a conspiracy.
Adrian Bennett
...
Carter Stewart
I am not saying he is correct. I am saying he has a reason.
Michael Morales
Can you imagine how pissed Kim must get when he finds out some nork traitor stole his happy Gilmore DVD?
Leo Sullivan
Un is all talk, NK use to sink ships now they nuke themselves and shitpost. Sad!
Parker Morris
eldritch meme energy courses through his high cholesterol veins... the greatest edgelord on early 21st century earth the omega stage in human evolution THE GIGA AUTIST!!!
Eli Gutierrez
>yes, it's a CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORY that the CIA would want to assassinate or severely injure Kim Jung-un so they, or China, could install a more mild leader that will let them sell cheap smartphone and buy up all the rights to REMs they can.
Alexander Rogers
rip sweet prince
Colton Sanchez
He'll be sweating like a roast pig even if they have the video conference.
Brayden Miller
Sounds like some shit the Jews would spread to keep you off the real shit.
Andrew Mitchell
>implying he isn't right.
Grayson Carter
>it's just a conspiracy goy
Blake Long
funny, burger
Dominic Gomez
the fire rises
Ayden Stewart
The American people will cry and sing with joy as Kim's head falls from his shoulders, much like with Saddam, Gaddafi, and now soon to be Assad, while the Jews mark down one more toppled regime in their global ponzi scheme. Meanwhile at home, the United States crumbles into degeneracy and it's citizens, with open arms, dive headfirst into their own graves. What a sad time to be alive.
Joshua Perry
who needs to be "cool" or "makes eye contact" when you can be a super sperg...
with control of the "family atomics"
Wyatt Barnes
Kim is actually shitting himself to sleep every night because all the old tricks are not working, and he is surrounded without a friend in sight.
Landon Richardson
>>North Korea claims CIA plot to kill Kim Jong-un
If the CIA wasn't trying to kill this nut they would be negligent. Killing him should be job #1.
Michael Edwards
So wait after hitler he is the only Dictator who knows about the Jew problem,right? I mean he might be red pilling himself with since like what 8 years on everything.
Many leaders didn't saw them coming,he knows ((them)),I guess he nukes ISRAEL or some shit.
Nicholas Sanchez
Kys Kim
Anthony Foster
Will kim try to nuke SK or Japan before he gets murdered?
Carson Perez
well he's regularly shitposting on Sup Forums so yeah.
Jaxon Thomas
Kim is a hero fuck off shill.
Josiah Young
Hope its Sk, my friends cunt ex lives there with her new husband and she still owns half my friends house and is unable to sell it without her permission.
Also it serves the world right for leaving this blatant mad man shit go on for far too long.
Ian Wood
I hope the release an IRL version of the interview.
Justin Butler
Honestly I would live in Pyongang rather than the shithole I am in,actually if the world wouldn't have isolated them then they would have been more open to everyone.
But again after the fall of Hitler,I would have kept a close check on everyone.
You are right burger this is the last monarch whose fall we will witness.
Caleb Johnson
OK Kim once you're done, you will get a shitty sea burial from the USS Carl Vinson like Osama did. Heh. Triggered?
Levi Hernandez
How often do you think Kim jacks off?
Ryan Murphy
Pretty sure anyone that makes it to any real position of power learns pretty quickly.
Sebastian Ross
t. Goldstein
Henry Diaz
At least twice a day >inb4 some woman and/or virgin comes in an asks "why would he masturbate when he has an almost limitless supply of young women"
Blake Johnson
>missile test fails big time
I'm doubtful that these North Korean missiles really are failing every time. I feel like they're testing certain elements on each attempt and cutting it off. Sure, maybe some of the failures are legit, but I just can't believe that the nork scientists, some of whom worked on USSR missile tech are this shit.
Anthony Fisher
How is his claim in any way not plausible? Assasinating foreign leaders for 'regime change' is something CIA does. That is a fact, not a conspiracy. They definitely have the motive to do what he's claiming. We made a fucking Hollywood COMEDY MOVIE about assasinating Un in particular. Weren't even hiding it.
Brody Powell
Zimbabwe
Jackson Wood
>but only Drumpf can into chess
Christopher Hernandez
>>North Korea claims CIA plot to kill Kim Jong-un
Well, all things considered...
The CIA TOTALLY does shit like that.... so....
Robert Rogers
60% of Drumpf himself's 59 missiles he fired at the Syrian airbase failed to reach their target, even the best missiles in the world are shitty.
Josiah Harris
cry as much as you want goyim Moshiach will rule the world
Jacob Cruz
Quite possible
Ethan Butler
I bet he's been jacking off more than usual ever since Trump got into office
Ayden Scott
source pls
Julian Nelson
That's actually likely since they don't want anyone else snagging the wreckage.
Jacob Ortiz
Why are burgers so retarded? How are you still trying to paint CIA assassinations as conspiracy theories?
Wyatt Ross
Sounds like the sort of shit the CIA does.
Colton Martinez
The truth is that internally North Korea is in some deep shit. NHK bribed an official and got a huge trove of high-level nork intetnal documents. They chewed on them for a couple of years and put out a documentary on it. Basically the Nork military is starving and doesn't have enough fuel or ammo to train on. They're all like two steps away from revolt.
Kim is fronting HARD right now, because he knows an actual shooting war would be a complete disaster. They don't have the supplies to sustain fighting for more than a few days. Everyone around him, foreign and domestic, is getting sick of his shit and they're all backing him into a corner now.
Jaxon Torres
clean up that dandruff lil kim
Jaxon Evans
In all honestity, every 3 letter agency in the US is definitively plotting to kill him somehow. Now I don't know if that qualifies as conspiracy.
Lincoln Baker
Yeah good luck ruling anything when the energy crisis truly kicks in and fucks the economy in the ass, Feinberg.
Connor James
Yeah, CIA trying to murder people? What is he, crazy? They would never do that >tfw the US invaded North Korea in my dream last night
Jacob Roberts
lol us own scare mongering propaganda being used against them