Why aren't you eating unicorn toast yet? It's healthy delicious, environmentally friendly, and if you don't like it you're quite frankly a racist homophob. All the cool kids eat it.
Why aren't you eating unicorn toast yet? It's healthy delicious, environmentally friendly...
Henry Edwards
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Michael Martinez
What is it
Nathan Thomas
Not politics and current events
Fuck off
Ethan Cruz
food colouring + cheese it looks like
Matthew Smith
Seriously though, what is it?
Matthew Ross
If nazis drink milk isn't either. Nowhere it says Sup Forums has to be right you know?
It's called unicorn toast, google it.
Carter Young
Apparently it's cream cheese with "super food powders" and food coloring.
Robert Williams
>Sees flag
>German
You have dishonored your ancestors and most importantly, the Third Reich.
Andrew Morales
That train has left the station a long time ago.
Evan Long
Breakfast is breakfast, not a fucking "political" statement.
Also I'd eat unicorn if I could, I already eat horse and whale.
Hudson Hernandez
Hudson Russell
>"I use beet juice for the hot pink, freeze dried strawberry powder for the light pink, turmeric root juice for the orange/yellow, drops of chlorophyll for the light green, spirulina powder for the light blue, and freeze dried blueberry powder for the purple."
Logan Cox
>it's the perfect snack when i watch my wife getting fucked by an arab
germany you are dead already
Colton King
I am a racist homophobe. You and your faggy cuckbread can fuck off back to refuggeeland and suck on more of those niggercocks.
Logan Hill
You know that's just bread with port wine cheese spread, right?
Logan Anderson
No, it's a livestyle statement.
Dominic Roberts
>All the cool kids eat it.
That's the saddest attempt at viral marketing I have ever seen.
Adrian Murphy
Perfect for stupid bitches who're more interested in taking a picture of their food than eating it
Josiah Reyes
Why aren't you posting this in faggot?
Alexander Cook
Fairy Bread 2.0
Nathaniel Sanders
Looks like fairy bread but with cheese
Juan Smith
Or you can just tell us you smug faggot.
Luke Ramirez
It's depression food.
Brandon Robinson
Douchebag.
Henry Gutierrez
>tooth paste sandwich
damn it, I wish we came up with that
Gavin Lee
There's some retarded "food designer" bitch who wants to make all foods "instagrammable" by adding food colouring and calling it "Unicorn (insert food here)". She's especially crazy about cheese sandwiches.
Austin Flores
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Jackson Gonzalez
Italy, bringing the bantz.
Ian Perez
Because they'll laugh him out and tell him they perfected that years ago with the aquafresh hotdog.