Brit/pol/ Tories Winning Absolutely Everywhere Edition

>Tory sweep, labour losses, UKIP collapse, lib dem stagnation
twitter.com/britainelects/

>Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636
>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39784164

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independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jean-claud-juncker-brexit-uk-eu-english-language-french-brexit-theresa-may-commission-a7719151.html
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Labour eliminated from Eilean Siar


Independent
22 23 +1

SNP
6 7 +1

Conservative
0 1 +1

Labour
3 —- −3

ahmed will win

1st for Abbott

youtube.com/watch?v=NPb5guPZr6M

>Tories Win By Doing Absolutely Nothing Edition

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THE FUCKING STATE LADS.

ABSOLUTE STATE!

I want to turn the whole world Blue. But worry not Liverpool is still red. Just waiting for a Yellow sub to pop up in the Mersey.

Stuck a tenner on Le Pen to win the French election at 7/1. What do you think her chances are?

I'll say it again.

THE

ABSOLUTE

Someone weave me a tale of the "Lib Dems"

What's their deal?

Were they ever important?

FUCKING

7/1

7/1

If you go far back enough sure. But recently they've done a whole bunch of fucking up. Everyone predicted them to do very well, and they didn't. Sad.

STATE

Why was the microphone down by his pants?

GG lads

its over

labour landslide confirmed

Slim to none

their democracy is not "vote for me", but "don't vote for them". All the shitty no hope parties pull together to stop a larger one

LOL NO. they can't even beat the conservatives in Liverpool for the Mayoral election

7/1

7/1

10/10

7/1

Lovely, well done.

7/1

Did this yesterday, managed to burn off about 1800 calories, in around 2 hours, how do you get your exercise Sup Forums? Being in shape is necessary to fight for your country (not in the violent sense, GCHQ).

my fucking sides lads. every day is better than the last.

Labour actually letting Abbott back out on the media circuit and she fucks up AGAIN

This but voting Tory.

>>Neo-Blairites sweep, labour losses, UKIP collapse, lib dem stagnation

ftfy

Damn you're fucking stupid son

I've never voted Labour. Just pointing out that you're a mong

1

7/1

Hypothetically, if they held the election 8 times, she'd probably win it once.

UKIP decimated.

Quite incredible how your populace are rolling over and going begging to your Tory party.

Remember it is YOUR sacred duty to ensure the Tories stay to the right. Cut migration and keep ot cut!

Funny cunts

lads, i have one last wish, keep dianne abbots pussy fresh for the afterlife

Black swan event could happen

60/40 is still too close for comfort, the intense shilling the frog press are doing against her is pretty desperate

OK guys, we're one of the most respected papers of the left. We need a hard hitting, relevant, professional photo that properly encapsulates the electorat-OMG THERE'S A FUCKING MUSLIM GET THE CAMERA

me at the top

7 funny cunts / 1

Speaking as Ukip’s first and last member of parliament, I’m absolutely delighted with this result. A lot of people like me, 3.8 million of us, supported Ukip at the last election because we were so passionate about that referendum. Now what we need to do is make sure that Theresa May gets a mega mandate to go and make sure we get on with it and go and get Brexit and get the deal that is in our interests. We are starting to see that. And I think it’s wonderful to watch ...

There are a lot of good people in Ukip, and I would not want to say anything unkind, but we all know that it’s over. Let’s be frank: I would be surprised if Ukip manages to field more than 100 candidates at the general election ... Thousands of Ukip supporters and activists out there realise that actually the only way to make sure we get the deal that we now need to get is to make sure that Theresa May gets a mega mandate on 8 June.

best of a shit situation, we could end up with literal turkroaches trying to run are country like you

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>Inverclyde composition:

LAB: 8 (-3)
SNP: 7 (-)
IND: 4 (+3)
CON: 2 (+1)
LDEM: 1 (-1)


Labour being that low is surreal...this is the old red clydeside area.

They were sort of billed as the "new left/centrist" part for a while. They managed to build up strong support in the 2010 election, leading to joint government with the Conservatives.

They were completely cucked by the Conservatives during their stay in Government however and fufilled none of their promises, so now nobody trusts them or votes for them really.

They have no real voterbase anymore. I've never met a lib dem supporter and I can't imagine who would support them these days. They used to be very popular with uni students since they promised free tuition and shit (never happened)

I have met Lib dem, UKIP, Greens, Labour and fucking BNP voters but have never met a tory voter

theatlantic.com/news/archive/2017/05/eu-english-brexit/525573/

>Tories take overall control of Lancashire county council.

>Tories take overall control of Derbyshire county council.

>trusting calorie calculations from exercise
>caring about calorie calculations from exercise
>using exercise for anything other than cardiovascular health reasons

Into the filter you go

The fuck do you live, Islington?

wew

you were supposed put 500 on Macron. That way either Le Pen wins or you make a bit of money.

desu, it's probably even less than the stated odds. Le Pen winning would be the biggest polling miss in recorded history, and the fundamentals are not good for her. She lost the debate, anything coming out against Macron now is too little to late.

It might have been a different story if she had won the first round for a bit, but she is decidedly the underdog of underdogs. A literal act of God is required for her to win.

all tory voters are closet tory voters

twitter.com/smashmorePH/status/860478786265112576

>Tories WIN first round in West Midlands

Mad men

"Scotland voting to leave the United Kingdom is the only way the Conservative Party will get a majority ever again in this country" - Peter Hitchens, 2014

Leicestershire too

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jean-claud-juncker-brexit-uk-eu-english-language-french-brexit-theresa-may-commission-a7719151.html

Somerset

...

Fucking wew

Did anyone really expect anything other than UKIP collapsing? They were a single issue sorry who just completed their goal

WEW

Perth & Kinross composition:

CON: 17 (+7)
SNP: 15 (-3)
LDEM: 4 (-1)
IND: 3 (-1)
LAB: 1 (-3)

Gambling is bad, user.

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My country has it's own problems but is superior to the UK in every way.

You have:

- more surveillance
- higher cost of living
- get nothing for your taxes
- worse healthcare
- worse education
- more crime
- more health problems
- lower quality of life

dcrainmaker.com/2010/11/how-calorie-measurement-works-on-garmin.html

Garmin uses a very good calorie burn formula accurate to within 7-10 percent of lab based measurements, which is incredibly good.

lifting

Fuck British Bulldogs tbqh lads,

>be fucking retarded
>barley able to walk
>can't fucking breath
>ugly as shit
>can't catch fuck all
>won't retrieve shit
>can't even point

English Springer Spaniels are our national dog!
>clever as fuck, top 10
>can run for fucking days
>can smell a dentastix from the coop on borough road while it's still in the packed
>cute as fuck
>will catch balls
>can catch drug dealers in the airport
>will bring back the ducks you've shot
>will point at pakis in the street if you want it too

GAS BULLDOGS NOW (not that they'd even be able to breath it in)

>completed their goal
then why are there still darkies in England?

Be funny if that photo became proof of her committing jihadi voter fraud

>Perth & Kinross composition:

CON: 17 (+7)
SNP: 15 (-3)
LDEM: 4 (-1)
IND: 3 (-1)
LAB: 1 (-3)

TORIES TAKE PERTH

>Lancashire

JUST FRACK MY SHIT UP

he's right about the ((metric)) system tbf

ABSOLUTE FUCKING BLOODBATH

Jej. Le blackpilled gentleman.

>"lab measurements"
>n=~50

Retard

Spaniels are pretty dumb doggos, desu

Diane Abbott expense claim.

Taxi £25
Hotel £200
Restaurant £150
Total = £1,853.72p

Scotland voting to leave the United Kingdom is the only way the Labour Party will get a majority ever again in this country - Peter Hitchens 2017

scotland shall be english property forever more

I'd definitely fuck her.

Wait until we stop funding the EU.

Find a better way of measuring it while actually outside on a bike.

>who just completed their goal

Immigration is still at a record high...?

Derbyshire composition:

CON: 37 (+19)
LAB: 24 (-19)
LDEM: 3 (-)

>everyone loosing but Tory
KEK

Oh fuck ahahaha.

I'm an advocate of the beagle tbph

SCOTLAND ERWACHE

>doesn't even understand my point

HAHAHA HOLY FUCK

Derbyshire composition:

CON: 37 (+19)
LAB: 24 (-19)
LDEM: 3 (-)

Chgs. w/ 2013

If you say "Tories are May" really fast it sounds like Theresa May

No wonder they're associated with Churchill.

Greens are doing well. SNP will also do well.