PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - REMEMBERING OLD ALLIES EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on 75th anniversary of Battle of the Coral Sea 5/4/17
youtu.be/gMqYCnUjuFg
>Trump meets with shitposting PM Turnbull 5/4/17
youtu.be/icNweI92bKg
>VP Pence Hosts Cinco De Mayo 5/4/17
youtu.be/_yAnV8cPi-A
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/House Leaders on obummercare repeal 5/4/17
youtu.be/SS2Acsokec8
>muh legacy 5/4/17
youtu.be/D6YS-Qozn9s
>Pres Trump signs EO (Free Speech/Rel Liberty) 5/4/17
youtu.be/5n3L75jpUlg
>SoS T-Rex address to Dept of State 5/3/17
youtu.be/QcQ5CHhl2_A
>Pres Trump Lunch w/Pres Abbas 5/3/17
youtu.be/lS_phx5pD8s
>Pres Trump meets w/Pres Abbas (Palestine) 5/3/17
youtu.be/ntNgEgUA17I
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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youtube.com/watch?v=BJhX22yg7GY
euronews.com/2017/04/30/finns-compete-in-annual-hobby-horse-championship
youtube.com/watch?v=ZHReqKRvonE
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this is a woovement

Defend this.

Hello /Pol, I work in a low level position for the shadow government. Please stop using meme magic to influence our elections. It creates a lot of extra paperwork for people like me.
Thanks. As proof I will send a tweet from Mr. Soros' twitter in the next couple of hours.

NOT MY PRESIDENT

#RESISTANCE

What's his fucking problem?

So we back to the old baits saga now?

New Job Numbers

RANDLET CHIMPING OUT

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-05-05/payrolls-in-u-s-rise-by-211-000-jobless-rate-falls-to-4-4

what comic is this?

I agree and, more than that, it's not the job of the federal government to manage that. Let California squander their own money if they wish so, don't drag the whole US with it.

What's /ptg/ listening to this morning?

youtube.com/watch?v=BJhX22yg7GY

Would Americans bully me for looking a bit like this?

I really don't understand what Blacks have against Trump, not once did he talk shit about them & yet Blacks are terrified of him

nah

Niggers and their victims complexes when they don' get what they want, now fuck off, faggot.

Why?

B-b-but this was cleary caused by Obama policies!!!

That's exactly what the democrat party wants minorities to feel

>t-t-thanks Obama!
>THATS ALL BECAUSE OF HIM, NOT FRUMPF!
>IMPEACH GRUMPF!
>IMPEACH 45 IMPEACH 45!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Obama's numbers

>Fuck Trump
>#Resist
>#FuckCapitalism

More dreamers being kicked out.

> D-DACA is amnesty!
> b-big deal, one got deported. One!
> o-ok, one more got deported, that proves nothing
> r-right, more than two, but why didn't Trump deport them all yet?

(Shifting from "Trump will never" to "Trump isn't doing it fast enough")

House of Representatives is expected to vote on a bill to roll back Dodd-Frank regulations. This bill would:
>Allow banks to opt out of Dodd-Frank if they have enough cash
>Limit Federal stress tests to every two years
>Remove Federal government power to label a bank "too big to fail"
>Replace Dodd-Frank's "Orderly Liquidation Authority" with special bankruptcy process
>Restrain CFPB

Democrat brainwashing.

We're still trying to break free from the plantation.

Any estimates as to what the tipping point is?

Hivemind

*Blocks Your Path*
>As the mayor of Cwcville, it is my mayoral duty to kick your nazi ass to the curb

What do?

Haha, Asian facial features. We are part Mongolian you know

Don't tempt us.

DAY OF THE BURRITO

Boy, kushner is feeling generous today. You pedes are lucky this kike is in control, ivanka must be out of the white house this week

I mean Melania has those features (sorta) so who cares.

You'd just look "European" here.

I think this is EVA Poland. But fluffy was this retarded

...

Finland, you have some explaining to do

DEFEND THIS! DEFEND THIS RIGHT NOW!

pic related, video at euronews.com/2017/04/30/finns-compete-in-annual-hobby-horse-championship

Yes, the option to say no without violence is the most important.

'WOOVEMENT I SAY

'WOOVEMENT!

Who stole and flipped who's flag here

>A predominantly white neighborhood in Atlanta.
>Lives in an apartment complex.
Haha, try again.

Also.
>Not talking about the 18% of Blacks and %40 of Hispanics in ATL that voted Trump.
Really makes you think...

>only 58%

He has a serious mental illness but thanks to leftists promoting this kind of shit it's impossible to get him the help he needs.

There any special Trump events going on today?

btw, that's a clever trick there Indonesia. Mistaken you for Poland more than once with that upside down flag

YOUR GRAVEYARD SHIFT IS OVER, AWOOS

GO TO FUCKING BED AND GET SOME FUCKING SLEEP

Where was this taken?

>pedes
I want Reddit to leave or at least stop using their fucking terminology. If you guys are just using this shit ironically to mock them than please let me know so I can get it on the meme

Allow me to explain

When you are allowed to do no social interaction, all acts seem equally stupid/not allowed to you. Hence we have many cases of extremely stupid and childish acts being done by TV shows, competitions, celebrities and so forth. And the reaction is the exact same as if someone was let's say talking to a stranger.

Do you understand? See also Dudesons and Munamies (eggman) for example
youtube.com/watch?v=ZHReqKRvonE

In the White House. It's Hillary's first lady portrait

...

>long into Trumps second term
>unemployment at record lows
>economy at record highs
>crime rate at record lows
>illegal immigration practically nonexistent
>peace in the middle east achieved
>ISIS is kill
>NK peacefully negotiated with and Kim steps down
>T-This is all because of Obama!

I don't know what any of this means

You are very dense.

*intensely typing*

>I can get it on the meme
Please don't, not even ironically.

ugh guys....

No.

kek, Poland is reverse baiting here. A group of disruptors were accusing the good people of this thread of being just like that and Poland is just running it to the ground.

tl;dr: outsiders were pedeposting to mock this place and now Poland is pedeposting to mock them back. Think of bessposting

hmmmmmmmmm

>Obama's 16 year plan is finally starting to pay dividends!

kek

please do this..just don't blame anybody else for what happens next

Well it's pretty good. Dodd Frank was a mess

Ahh, one of the ending slides for season 2

Shit was looking pretty bleak back then, but only because of what was on the line. Looking back, Hillary is a fucking cartoon caricature, and even her SJW brigades are just children

C'mon test us, make my fucking year...

pic related

MONACOED

> here is my long term plan: run the country to the ground for 8 years, providing my sucessor with the conditions to make America great again
> you're welcome America

>Drumfpkins thought we were kidding

>A revolution is never rainbows and cupcakes
umm.. homophobic and transphobic much? Have they never even heard of the gender revolution? like, ugh these people. I can't even. I LITERALLY can't even...

HIROSHIMA!!!!!

Let's start a revolution against all the gun owners!

They're very unaware a revolution is already here. And will come in the future.

It's just not the one they wanted.

>not paying taxes
>revolution

Very scary!

Has season 4 started yet?

*cowers*

C'mon, let them larp. It'll be the final nail in their coffin.

Should I get a gun and a knife for convenience's sake...?

>Implying

>The leftists revolt
>They all have 9mm because they're puny little babies
>As their bullets tickle us we debate amongst ourselves whether to use 10mm or .45 for that stopping power

No, season 4 will be re-elections, unless something massive goes down. In the meantime, we will have plenty of OVAs and sub-arcs

>not already having a gun

The fuck is wrong with you.

Helpful

I'm dumb as fuck, yes, and?

This is the answer I wanted, thank you.

very easy to not pay taxes when you don't contribute to society as it is already

> He never bothers to ask himself why
> He never fact-checks because "everything a racist says is untrue"

The face of a 68 IQ everyone...

You won't have to debate for too long, fascist. This is only going to hurt a little, and then it will be all over...

I live in (((Minnesota))) AKA Sweden Jr.

The only ones I can get are a .20 cal rifle. I'm pretty good with pistols, just not sure how to get one or if it's even possible to get one in (((big cities)))

>Never fact-checks
He doesn't have to! The great people at Snopes and Politifact do it for him!

A Finnish comedy on some political leaders

Can you spot them all?

Also I want them to "larp" more. Full on commie. Go for it. Get more guns. Wave USSR flags. Act crazier and crazier.

It'll be fun.

>thisiswherethefunbegins.jpg

>Plot Twist: The negro is the one who's insane, and he imagines all the white people as nazis

>Disable my pass on mobile because I'm home
>THIS PASS IS IN USE BY ANOTHER IP
motherfucker no it ain't. I want to shitpost about Trump without finding all the damn gas stations

What the fuck are you on about, nigger. I live in MN too. The only retarded parts of our gun laws is the stupid PTP that's really not as bad as it sounds and is pointless if you have a PTC.

Breddy gud :DDD

We need more white people. Please come here. No bully.

>useful idiots' idiots
Mr. Bezmenov is laughing from heaven. Heaven as in the Caribbean.

who's the woman next to putin supposed to b?

That and no machine guns that aren't C&R and the stupid saturday night special ban. But otherwise the gun laws in this state are fairly average for the rest of the country.

Melania

She doesn't really look like her I know.

>tfw live in concealed carry red state with castle doctrine + stand your ground laws

Redpill me on Rep. Rodney Davis of Illinois

I'm applying to intern at his office and all I know is that his constituency is fuming after his comments about the AHCA

>Pic related
For example?

I live in Minnesota as well. You can get any firearm legal under federal regulations here. I own an AR and many pistols. You can also easily get a permit to carry/ ccw here. I have one.

>settling for average

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