North Korea

BEST KOREA FOILS DIRTY IMPERIALIST ZIONIST SWINES ATTEMPT AT USING BIOLOGICAL WEAPON TO KILL SUPREME LEADER
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>North Korea claims
>News by BBC

Does it get faker than this?

yes, serbia claiming they still own kosovo

But we are claiming that we own it you dumb fuck

You know he's probably not lie. I bet there has been quite a few.

I know a guy who also claims the CIA is trying to assassinate him. Haven't seen him since he was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia and he went to a mental institution.

Kim would end up in something of that sort. Only they don't have these in Best Korea.

>Does it get faker than this?

Only the parts of Yugoslavia that claim to be nations independent of Yugoslavia.

They may have done the same to Hugo Chavez.
>MFW CIA has cancer lasers

Please NK, nuke Seoul.

>not knowing that two lefts make a right

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I feel like there is a really deep rabbit hole with NK, but I have no idea where it leads

Kek he is going to do the Castro thing and claim 1000 attempts to kill him to sound more cool

Thats because he threatened israel yesterday

>Little does Kim know the real threat is from Latvia.

Either to war or more propaganda

I assume the CIA has plans to kill pretty much every prominent person in the world. It's good to have options.

I found that pic way too funny

Kim?

I wish they would ice Putin.

>Kim doesn't like his new burger
>Blames CIA
wew lad

Kim try's to nuke Japan but accidently takes out Hong Kong.