Brit/pol/ Nick's arsehole smells like curry Edition

Tory sweep, labour losses, UKIP collapse, lib dem stagnation
twitter.com/britainelects/

>Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636
>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39784164

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You lads had a look at the new board?

It's shit.

Laugh at him, but he has more balls than the most of you

what've you lads done today? just had a wank, played some persona, had some coco pops and commissioned some lewd art

Fuck Communists. I'm off to bed. Goodnight lads.

Old Nick's a bit of a porker these days

>You lads had a look at the new board?

Yes lad

>It's shit.

It is lad

>organised about 300 books
>got thousands more to do
>built most of the front-end of a website
>got loads more to do
>had a pretty splendid poo earlier

>tfw you can't stop myself from listening to folk songs and hymns

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Soon they'll be songs from a land that's gone from time. Admire them whilst you can.

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I'm not laughing at him. He's fucked his legacy by running away to LARP, and he also singlehandedly destroyed the BNP.

>just had a wank

What did you pull your pud to lad, we need to know, everyone is interested

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Remember when Nick was an MEP?

What a time it was...

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>when people mention sue-ez

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>he's brown
NO WAY REALLY?!!!11!!1!!

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>giving more money and weapons to the people who talked shit about you and funded Hillary

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY

Griffin said he may immigrate to Eastern Europe in future if something doesn't change in UK

Am i too early for virgin thread?

how do i withdraw my vote, thankou i need money

so what's going on with france? I've not been browsing all day

i watched a few good men

how/why do they keep their visors so clean

Fucking JK holy shit. Can we have this lady please shut the fuck up and stop being in the news? She's so fucking irrelevant it's stunning she ever has any attention devoted to her.

>I struck gold with a few nice ideas cobbled together into an extremely simple good/evil jesus narrative childrens' story
>this means I deserve attention!

She should get off twitter

Macron is still going to win.

All things must pass eventually, user. The real cause for saddness is that you never got to experience it all for yourself.

The cold rocky island is so close to natsoc at this rate

Where's the Brit who's ancestors WUZ kings? Dude I have to ask you something, give me some kind of nickname we meat here all the time Kek

Your own government and UKIP destroyed the BNP.

I can trace my family back to 1066, we wuz normans

Kek france is fucked

RIP a great nation

Time immemorial - 2017

Gone but not forgotten

>£2.40 for a 99-er

they avin a laugh?

are they standing any candidates?

i live around the corner from where they say their HQ is, but no sign of activity.

>have the parties order by seats
>except switch labour and con, that'll trick them
What the fuck

Thinking about going to Vegas for my 21st with the mates lads.

What am I in for?

Give me some nickname to call you. You are cool

They backpedaled on their gun stance, not sure how to feel about them now.

She's almost as irrelevant to us as Britain is to the world.

"God".

It's basically Sup Forums with ids.

It pisses me off. I like how we were the only board with flags + ids.

Morning boys.

Just won £60 playing poker

BORK

BORK

BORK

>THE BORKENING...

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Stop gambling.

yeah but what actually happen

How about David Bowie?

>What am I in for?

Gambling debts and possibly herpes

a real poker game with friends, or electronic online??

Getting shot by a wild nignog and your corpse looted by its friends.

This is a massive problem. Part of it is due to the combined efforts of helping minority ethnics get ahead and the efforts of some minorities forcing their children to take some courses in life to appease their parents.

There is also the anti-intellectual culture that exists in some white cutures. Not just working class, but some lower middle class too. In fact, some working class are better off if they can get a proper trade apprenticeship.

>a great nation

they were mediocre at best

How big will the Tory majority be?

Will this be comparable to Blair's landslide?

im thinking about it actually.

i watched their youtube channel

its good but its not quite carling

Regret.

The closer a party moves to the centre of politics is proportional to how electable they are. We need a fascist ethno-nationalist socialist party.

I've been gone since yesterday and am wondering what your thoughts on the local elections are?

brits OUT. up the ra

What are your guys predictions for % of the vote during the General election?

I'm betting 43% Tory, 27% Labour

It's not a fact. We still don't know

Bregret.

>gambling
i just do it for fun, winning is a bonus

i have no life, if i dont play poker then im on fucking POL

pol is not a healthy habit either, in my opinion worse since i only play tournament poker. learned my lesson on cash and im not playing that no more

Some memelords claimed France has banned Sup Forums because MI5 supposedly published his offshore tax forms on Sup Forums.

Robbie?

It's truly dreadful, UKIP are in full collapse, we are doomed to have a 1000 year Tory reich that is a pro-migration as Blair ever was but will find even more ways to fuck over the white working class.

Bremoaner

Does anyone else worry that if they ever run for MP or anything, someone could probably find your internet history, and you'd get awkward questions in interviews like "what did you mean by 'futa isn't even fucking gay'"

Find an outdoors activity you can get into. Do you live near any rural areas? Cyclings good a /smugracist/ approved.

>going to america

Disappointment, a weird sense of unease, and (((diversity))) levels that would make a londoner blush

GCHQ supposedly don't keep your internet history for more than 2 years iirc.

any lads play cs go?
need a friend :(

WAIT someones deleted my post, I definately asked what you had a wank too

MODS you gay bastards

i'm checking on 4plebs

what film/tv show should i watch?

WAIT!
THE BORK

BORK BORK

>BORK BORK BORK?

BORK FUCKING BORK BORK BORK.....

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cheap hotels depending on the receptionists.
you will be taxed on any winnings over about 1.5K by the americans. They will take about 50%.as a non resident.

Do you think the public will realise if May does nothing on immigration? She's not got the EU excuse to fall back on.

Actually scratch that, I asked the wrong guy

I suck dicks

fake news according to /r/europe :^)

Not always. Some far left parties came to power during 20th century and stay long, CCP is still in power in China You just need to tell people how you want to help them and they trust you

Luckily I keep all my porn on hand in physical copies, I just hope the police don`t raid me.

That's easy user. If they ask you that you just reassure them that futa isn't fucking gay and then you follow it up by saying Traps are hetero

Is Labour controlled opposition? Watching this video made me wonder why Miliband pretended to be such an autistic sperg in the campaign when he is clearly a normal, relaxed individual:

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He talks and acts like a completely different person from 2015.

She never had the EU excuse to fall back on, non-EU migration has remained in the 150k+ range for years.

What this guy said
Even under snooper's charter, info isn't kept for that long. So if you ever start having thoughts about it, scrub as much as possible (everything, not just the stuff you think of straight away) and take a long, long break from even visiting sites where this sort of shit is discussed.

The snooper's charter data retention thing expires after twelve months so go at least that long if not way more.

Zulu.
>mfw one of my professors thinks the film is racist
>he's Jewish

I really wish they built smaller houses
I don't need a lot of space but I don't want to rent

Can you lads post your fave Bowden videos?

I saw one called "The Decline of Western Civ" it was excellent.

>voting

Moped incident…… solved.

Ooof, i'd climb her rusty staircase, if you know what I mean

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take the nickpill i have the biggest balls here

>implying I think this is a problem...

11+ is as close as you can get to an IQ test at that age.

Most of these kids will be middle-class 2nd/3rd gen immigrants or from highly educated but poor wealth immigrant backgrounds.

Your second point is true.

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