OK. I'll start introducing myself as Anonymous instead of user.
Matthew Howard
>daniel i wonder who is behind this post
Oliver Hill
>daniel
Charles Ortiz
Guys, My name is Benjamin, but I'm white as fuck
Do I gassed?
James Brooks
Creating life is by far the most powerful act any person can ever accomplish. That's why people tell you not to masturbate frequently and especially not to leech your pranna into something corrupting like pornography.
Anyway, when your parents birth you, they imbue and imprint your spirit with a full name. This process is ritualized, filled with emotion, and creates a link to the full power of your being arriving on the planet with a phrase.
If you have a bad sense of style as in you wear baggy clothes and trench coats and fedoras, people will just think your autistic by doing this. But if you are a semi-presentable person and beyond people will be hit by your spiritual power to a greater degree because the full name evokes that place and time of your beginning potency.
Isaiah Jackson
>implying that introducing yourself with your full name constantly isn't the most autistic thing you can do
Julian Myers
I knew this guy who used his catholic saint name for business purposes even though it was pretty retarded,( i think it was Augustine or something) it made him sound oddly fancy and if anything got peoples attention
Jonathan Clark
Yeah I wonder why it did that, it's almost like when humans evoke the specific phrase that represents their entire being in full it hits others consciousness detection system.
This is a visceral, base evocation that people hearing likely won't understand consciously, or misattribute as being an autismo but it isn't.
Full names are power.
Carson Hughes
I'm not sure about this
Anthony Brown
I mean I respect the man but i've never seen someone do it before.
Bentley Wright
>zebulon mohair snicklefritz the 4th No one likes people with ridiculous names.
Justin Hernandez
its a psycho-social sort of thing. People respect you more if you demand to be called by your original full name.
Christian Nguyen
I literally figured this out in the 4th grade.
Hudson Cox
I've had name dysphoria since I was 5 and I'm 24 soon. Fuck off :DDDDDDDDDD
Lincoln Reyes
Not all Daniels are kikes you fagtard. My name is Daniel, and I'm not a kike.
Kevin Gonzalez
Honestly NEVER met a Daniel who isn't a douchebro. Only known 1 out of about a dozen who WASN'T a Jew
Robert Williams
I get called by my middle name cause my first name was fruity
Ryan Robinson
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Dominic Brooks
Daniel is probably the most faggot kike name there is
John Ortiz
Not all Daniels are kikes, My name is Zachary but im not a jew!
Aiden Wilson
during business interactions i say my first and last name and then SPELL my last name solely because people can never get it right
yey or ney Sup Forums?
Austin Cox
>tfw last name ends with "Jr."
Jacob Anderson
Named my kid Felix Sebastian (after the anarchist Felix Feneon and the band Belle and Sebastian) also I prefer Latin names to Jewish ones so he's also uncircumcised (why is male genital mutilation even allowed)
Easton Peterson
>Zachary
But you're a fag I bet
>tfw almost got named Zach by mom but dad saved me
Luke Parker
I too started introducing myself as Timothy despite the fact that everyone I know calls me Tim (and a few worthless cunts call "TIMMAHHH" because of South Park.
Zachary Williams
>using the full-kike version gets you better social results >"special technique"
Kek, feels good to be 14 doesn't it?
Dylan Martin
What did they name you instead?
Owen Johnson
I do the same thing for the same reasons.
Kayden Gonzalez
mfw David gets more respect than Daniel, but David is a kike-ier name. t. Daniel it is a weak name
Colton Turner
Just call me toby
Brandon Fisher
TIMMAHH
William Butler
People respect Jake more than Jacob here. Plus it's a kike name so no one respects it in the first place
Hunter Sullivan
The guy that fought the battle of Jericho.
It's a slight improvement.
James King
wew
Ryan Lopez
>Daniel If you don't have a biblical name, you're a lost cause.
I went by Mike forever but I found that people treated me with more respect when I introduced myself as Michael.
Isaac Rodriguez
I get "Mr. Tim" from people a lot.
I fantasize about murdering them.
Isaiah Smith
makes sense
Oliver Adams
I always go by my full name.
Henry Davis
I always liked that name
Sebastian Lewis
It's another jew name, so yeah
Xavier Perry
True OP.
My friends and family call me Charlie but I love introducing myself as Charles. It sucks the air out of a room when a powerful handsome white man uses their power name.
Samuel Barnes
I worked in a labouring gang and after the earthquake in Christchurch we had a gay make up artist added to our crew. None of the guys wanted to work with him, they were all terrified. Gay dude was tiny, our guys were massive, but maybe they thought they would get aids or something. We agreed while he was there we would all use our gay names to make him more comfortable. Steve became Stephen, Dave became David, Tim became Timothy.
OP is a faggot.
Nicholas Diaz
>be named derek >introduce self in a somewhat loud environment >"OH NICE TO MEET YOU ERIC" >they spell it wrong even after they finally hear me correctly another >have friends named eric and garrett >someone says one of our names >we all turn
Brayden Parker
The Panamanians name their kids these days you have no room to talk
Jack Roberts
What if etymologically your name is already shortened?
Am I inherently cucked?
Ian Peterson
What is it? We're all friends here :)
Cooper Baker
It's a Gaelicisation of the shortend version of an Anglicization of a Hebrew name
Aiden Kelly
Well done.
Noah Young
"DUMB FAG FROM JERICHO GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!"
Samuel Ross
>tfw saying my name in Spanish to the ladies
Isaac Reed
Ok thanks. Makes sense. I will start trying to use my first + last as a test. My last name is pretty unique, I think im the only person on earth with my full name from all my googling, so we'll see.
Nathan Scott
>all this impossible to prove conjecture about nothing >from some third world peasant Pole
"Polish jokes" are a thing in America for a reason, you and your countrymen are all dumb as rocks.
William Lee
Where my Alexander's at. We are the literal protectors of humanity. Google that shit!
Juan Robinson
/thread
Jaxon Smith
>buttblasted faggot with a name like Tyler
Andrew Parker
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Aaron Gutierrez
Whats your first name? Lance? Taylor?
Carter Smith
>Juan Carlos Esteban Santiago de la Verga
how can white bois even compete?
Nathaniel Baker
That's quite a mouthful. Does it come with a side of chips and salsa?
Evan Harris
Augustine/Augustus is risky, don't want to end up being shortened to Gus