Daily reminder that names = power

Daily reminder that names = power

If you're a white man you need to go by your full name when introducing yourself, making reservations, getting a number, etc.

For example I go by "Dan" sometimes but in interactions I drop "Daniel" on people.

This technique is potent for metaphysical reasons, do it.

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>Daniel
Spotted the kike

I'll make that pussy great again

What is my name doesn't shorten? Use my first and last? Plz explain the methaphysical

thats a based le faggot user. I will give her my pede if u know what im saying

Formally change your name to make it the long version of your name.

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OK. I'll start introducing myself as Anonymous instead of user.

>daniel
i wonder who is behind this post

>daniel

Guys, My name is Benjamin, but I'm white as fuck

Do I gassed?

Creating life is by far the most powerful act any person can ever accomplish. That's why people tell you not to masturbate frequently and especially not to leech your pranna into something corrupting like pornography.

Anyway, when your parents birth you, they imbue and imprint your spirit with a full name. This process is ritualized, filled with emotion, and creates a link to the full power of your being arriving on the planet with a phrase.

If you have a bad sense of style as in you wear baggy clothes and trench coats and fedoras, people will just think your autistic by doing this. But if you are a semi-presentable person and beyond people will be hit by your spiritual power to a greater degree because the full name evokes that place and time of your beginning potency.

>implying that introducing yourself with your full name constantly isn't the most autistic thing you can do

I knew this guy who used his catholic saint name for business purposes
even though it was pretty retarded,( i think it was Augustine or something)
it made him sound oddly fancy and if anything got peoples attention

Yeah I wonder why it did that, it's almost like when humans evoke the specific phrase that represents their entire being in full it hits others consciousness detection system.

This is a visceral, base evocation that people hearing likely won't understand consciously, or misattribute as being an autismo but it isn't.

Full names are power.

I'm not sure about this

I mean I respect the man but i've never seen someone do it before.

>zebulon mohair snicklefritz the 4th
No one likes people with ridiculous names.

its a psycho-social sort of thing. People respect you more if you demand to be called by your original full name.

I literally figured this out in the 4th grade.

I've had name dysphoria since I was 5 and I'm 24 soon. Fuck off :DDDDDDDDDD

Not all Daniels are kikes you fagtard. My name is Daniel, and I'm not a kike.

Honestly NEVER met a Daniel who isn't a douchebro. Only known 1 out of about a dozen who WASN'T a Jew

I get called by my middle name cause my first name was fruity

...

Daniel is probably the most faggot kike name there is

Not all Daniels are kikes,
My name is Zachary but im not a jew!

during business interactions i say my first and last name and then SPELL my last name solely because people can never get it right

yey or ney Sup Forums?

>tfw last name ends with "Jr."

Named my kid Felix Sebastian (after the anarchist Felix Feneon and the band Belle and Sebastian) also I prefer Latin names to Jewish ones so he's also uncircumcised (why is male genital mutilation even allowed)

>Zachary

But you're a fag I bet

>tfw almost got named Zach by mom but dad saved me

I too started introducing myself as Timothy despite the fact that everyone I know calls me Tim (and a few worthless cunts call "TIMMAHHH" because of South Park.

>using the full-kike version gets you better social results
>"special technique"

Kek, feels good to be 14 doesn't it?

What did they name you instead?

I do the same thing for the same reasons.

mfw David gets more respect than Daniel, but David is a kike-ier name.
t. Daniel
it is a weak name

Just call me toby

TIMMAHH

People respect Jake more than Jacob here. Plus it's a kike name so no one respects it in the first place

The guy that fought the battle of Jericho.

It's a slight improvement.

wew

>Daniel
If you don't have a biblical name, you're a lost cause.

Fucking jew

My name is Mark
Should I gas myself?

Obligatory for a thread about names

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I went by Mike forever but I found that people treated me with more respect when I introduced myself as Michael.

I get "Mr. Tim" from people a lot.

I fantasize about murdering them.

makes sense

I always go by my full name.

I always liked that name

It's another jew name, so yeah

True OP.

My friends and family call me Charlie but I love introducing myself as Charles. It sucks the air out of a room when a powerful handsome white man uses their power name.

I worked in a labouring gang and after the earthquake in Christchurch we had a gay make up artist added to our crew. None of the guys wanted to work with him, they were all terrified. Gay dude was tiny, our guys were massive, but maybe they thought they would get aids or something.
We agreed while he was there we would all use our gay names to make him more comfortable. Steve became Stephen, Dave became David, Tim became Timothy.

OP is a faggot.

>be named derek
>introduce self in a somewhat loud environment
>"OH NICE TO MEET YOU ERIC"
>they spell it wrong even after they finally hear me correctly
another
>have friends named eric and garrett
>someone says one of our names
>we all turn

The Panamanians name their kids these days you have no room to talk

What if etymologically your name is already shortened?

Am I inherently cucked?

What is it? We're all friends here :)

It's a Gaelicisation of the shortend version of an Anglicization of a Hebrew name

Well done.

"DUMB FAG FROM JERICHO GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!"

>tfw saying my name in Spanish to the ladies

Ok thanks. Makes sense. I will start trying to use my first + last as a test. My last name is pretty unique, I think im the only person on earth with my full name from all my googling, so we'll see.

>all this impossible to prove conjecture about nothing
>from some third world peasant Pole

"Polish jokes" are a thing in America for a reason, you and your countrymen are all dumb as rocks.

Where my Alexander's at. We are the literal protectors of humanity. Google that shit!

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>buttblasted faggot with a name like Tyler

...

Whats your first name? Lance? Taylor?

>Juan Carlos Esteban Santiago de la Verga

how can white bois even compete?

That's quite a mouthful. Does it come with a side of chips and salsa?

Augustine/Augustus is risky, don't want to end up being shortened to Gus

My names Matthew, is it a good name?