Tfw you wish you were a brit instead

>tfw you wish you were a brit instead

then you'd actually have something to be proud of

fml

being a swede is not a bad thing,you have a good history and at least you can claim you was never invaded or fought with us which is rare becuase look at map related

What, an empire of shit?

Fuck the cowardly brits. They couldn't even keep us away from the locusts

shut the fuck up china man your people long for our glorious return

Im pissed at you faggots and your limp-wristed prime ministers and old cunt of a queen because you doomed us to the hoardes of MTR shitting locusts

i'm sure they had better things to do than care for millions of ching chongs

>here friendo, try this opium.
>I've got some nice opium, you want?
>You will take the opium
>Take the opium
>TAKE IT
>if you don't take the opium we will shoot you!
>you now owe us for all the opium.
>we demand tea
>and force you into opium addiction
Fair play to you cunts though, kicked the habit faster than a nigger steals a bike. Sorry about getting all you chinky fellas hooked on the dragon.

What, care for millions of paki cocks?

m8 we even planned on moving your entire population to the uk as a last resort

the eu cucked us into it we couldnt have an empire while being part of some cuck club

sooner or later we will be back and you will be the 1st colony in line

>changes flag to union jack

Rule britannia!

I gotta ask, man, where the fuck are the normal people in your country? There's no way the average swede is on board with feminist snow plowing policy and the other insane shit we've been reading about. What is going on over there?

>stockholm syndrome

nah but it's probably the soical democrats that have brainwashed everyone to believeing that helping is never enough and that there is no problem in sweden

then that part of begin neutral too like if we give away our opinion of things it's easy to be judged with hard words and probably a home invasion from left-activist even, thats why no one is exposing all of this because t they're afraid

no one even wanted the social democrats the last election but i happened anyway because 2 parties couldnt work together or some shit

Chin up Sweden. It's not over until the fat lady sings and nobody makes a comeback like Europeans.

if i commit suicide

will i come a brit?

just move here mate we dont have a problem with west and northern europeans

>how to integrate 2017

i know that feeling, auscuck here

all we have to be proud of is obnoxious men mass alcoholism and skyrocketing rates of depression in young men

Why would you want to be a Brit? We are the laughing stock of Europe

We were once the greatest nation in human history.

Now we're nothing.

Believe me, Sven. You don't want this feeling. It's indescribably painful.

>history of British Empire

inspire and thought you guys have better history than us

we just fought denmark a couple of times and lost more than half our army to russias winter

but you guys just took the whole planet like wtf

got your country back tho

not us

We are the cause of everything that is wrong in Europe. The history is hard because we threw it away just to win a war that could've easily been stopped.

You seem to have spelled 'shining beacon' wrong.

We have our fair share of problems but at least we've rolled our sleeves up and started clawing our way out of the shit.

>not born an anglo-norman aristocrat between the years 1700 and 1900
Why exist?

When will people get over this fallacy that WWII brought the empire to an end?

The end of colonialism started after WWI, WWII only sped up changes that were already occurring.

seems like this turned into thread for tommies

should we call for the jerries aswell?

you guys taught us the importance of raids and fast boats lol

>humans have fought eachother for centuries

why give up?

Round Hun,
You'll have no fun.

the real brits moved to America and signed the constitution.

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