There is a 0.12% chance that GZ60 will hit us in 17 days and literally blow us the fuck out

There is a 0.12% chance that GZ60 will hit us in 17 days and literally blow us the fuck out.

cneos.jpl.nasa.gov/sentry/details.html#?des=2010 GZ60

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About fucking time.

>implying any of us would be allowed to leave this hell

Typing [[[]]] focuses our strength. Let's try to bring it up to .13%

How do we increase those odds?

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Can we all try to summon Meteor?

>Sup Forumss endgame
Let's do this. I need some digits, now.

I love you all :,)
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I unironically hope it hit us and wipes us all the fuck out

Rolling for increased chance.

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where do you see 0.12% chance?

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end this world

I just realized after posting here for 4 years...I have joined a death cult, huh?

I ironically agree.

Math is for losers.

oh i forgot sorry

I'm wondering the same thing...

OP are you bamboozling us? hahaha

North Korea saves the world by nuking it before it reaches atmosphere
KJ given status of Earth Emporer.

And XCOM told me that you should never trust any odds.

It's not .12%, but maybe kek will raise it even higher, to 120%.

Praise kek

Let's show why OP sucks dicks:
>0.12%
You mean 0.00000012%
In laymen' terms that's 1 in 830,000,000 odds of impact.
In other words a 99.99999988% chance the asteroid will miss the Earth.

Either slide thread or OP literally retarded.

Wipe the slate clean GZ60.

Ye

Thank you user

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Fuck.

I never got baptised. I don't want to go to hell.

>France elects Macron
>Literally 10 days later kek smashes a meteor into France

CHECKED GUYS HAPPING

:) checked

OH PLS HIT US AND END OUR MISERY KEK WILLS IT

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If it takes out the leafs I'll accept it.

Don't dismiss it so quickly

youtu.be/18QABaKd4x8

Omfg 31 31
>GUYS

It doesn't matter whether or not you get baptized. If you accept Jesus into your heart, he'll still send your ass to hell because he sure as shit isn't going to spend eternity with a leaf.

It's hitting Africa, man

If it doesn't we could just annex the country for it's maple syrup and use leafs as slaves.

Rerawlling, this time with a pretty plz.

>all these edgy suicidal teenagers on Sup Forums
>mfw
It all makes sense now, it's why you lot heavily latch onto National Socialism. It's because you're all isolated self-hating mutts who LARP about "muh day of the rope" because if that was a reality, you'd all be rounded up and executed in that scenario for being non-whites.

This truly is too fucking good. It all makes sense now.

We need to summon kek and recreate the election's energy.

does it count as a suicidal thought to think this is best?
i need to get back to my shrink, but if i ever mention how i'd rather be dead she'd commit me even though i'm not suicidal.

Meme this shit until we win

Summoning astroids was always the future of Sup Forums

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Fake and gay.

>not sacrificing yourself for the greater good

For you

Chezked

please take us meteor

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[[[meteor]]]

wicked

It won't happen though and you know this. It's just like the HAPPENING threads, they consistently pop up almost every hour or so claiming it's the end of times, yet in the end they're still made out to be fools.

Sacrificing myself for what? I'm living a comfy lifestyle and I'm not giving this up because you bitter faggots can't get over the fact nobody wants to mingle with someone who has autism. A prime example is this Kek shit, the fuck is that? You're literally founding a cult based off of random numerals.

i hope it takes out the entirety of mexico

>Can we all try to summon Meteor?
Does anyone have some big black materia?

5 in a million is still pretty scary desu

You have to multiply the cumulative rotation of the moon around the earth

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>last night i have dream seeing meteor smashing earth
> wake up to this

>uninformed psychobabble
>unwarranted sense of superiority
nu/pol/ is not just a meme

:,,,,,,,)

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YES, FINALLY, THE THIRD IMPACT!

Good. End it all now GZ60-chan, I'm ready.

Sage :(

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Fingers crossed, bros.

Science is as dishonest and money cucked as journalism.
They deny that the meteor that hit on 15/5/13 was related to their TV news predictions on 14/5/13 saying they were 100% certain that tomorrow no meteorites will hit Earth.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelyabinsk_meteor

There were 2 meteorites, 1 detected meteor missed, 1 undetected meteor hit

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Actually I thought the name was thread relevant-
Wormwood

Checked and true