Aus/pol/ General - Saturday Night Edition

Continues from: >Offensive Tasmanian place names including Niggerhead Rock, Suicide Bay and Victory Hill will be replaced by Aboriginal words under a proposal put to the Nomenclature Board.

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>not waiting until the thread gets archived

Your mum should get archived m8.

I'm going to keep posting this until I see someone else use

Who /shitday/ here?

That is a well put together graphic. Saved.

I posted halfway through typing and now I forgot the other half of my post.

time for bed

poofter faggot i will trucking murder you

daily reminder that op is a white man from fnq who works as a sparkie

Me? I wish I was.

y-you are r-remember??

SHOULD I EAT ANOTHER MICROWAVED PIE I CRAVE ANOTHER ONE

Which brand are you on m8?

shit one from aldi

the one with minced up cow lungs, eyes and lips mixed with brown colouring

My doctor prescribed me Four n' Twenty brand, but the chemist said the generic was fine. Saved me a few bucks.

What's offensive about suicide bay or especially victory hill?

As a Tasmanian, I'm very offended that they want to change our names.

>MICROWAVED PIE
You fuckin wot m8.
You're ruining it!!!!

B-b-but I'm not op or from fnq
I'm a sparkie from north brissie

oven is fucked

If you microwave them long enough the pastry gets crispy and it is almost like it was done in the oven.

The filling can get too dry that way though. It is a tough balance.

If it's a frozen pie anyway it doesn't really matter

Cunts fucked

They're not getting rid of Bryant Shooting Range are they?

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Av'a go at this rare merchant.

Microwave pie is heresy and disrespect of the highest order. Report to Macquarie Harbour for re-education through hard yakka.

>Not microwaving for like 5 minutes, then chucking it in the oven for a few more so it's crispy
It's like you want to eat shit wrapped in soggy dough

I hope that fat bushpig cunt dies in a traffic wreck

As for her son, I bet she'll get him on the hormones because "he identifies as a woman"

Can't wait

Beta cuck music

REPORTED

Stay out of our threads, please & thank you

Wrap it in tinfoil if ya gonna nuke it.

NO
PAKIS PERMITTED

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do you work for smerff electrical? if not why not

>Paul Kelly

go to bed mom

>Victory Hill
What's wrong with this?
Did the abbos get BTFO?

youtube.com/watch?v=Yh5pZU3smfw

This cunt is building like 4 different homes on 400 acres of land he owns on the NSW Mid North Coast. You're only allowed 1 dwelling per lot. Why should he be able to flout regulations yet nobody else can?

I am going to find his address and report him and ruin him.

The emus named victory hill

... Aussie approved

Because I make more working at where I am currently.

No, you go to bed, it's past 8:30, Ellis

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How do we stop white men fucking asian women?

Make them more masculine

by not posting webms like that

There must be something we can do about this epidemic

I swear you post this all time you must be the same person
Face looks kinda like a tranny

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idk what youre talking about mate

We're always in your thread, we're all over your country. Most of us post under your flag, many of us speak with your accent.

Kek knew it
Stop jooing

>smashing pumpkins
>beta music

wew laddy

friendly reminder that siamese dream and mellon collie are some of the best albums to come out of the 90s

Im doing nothing of the sort

Well said m8. They are right plonkers and plebs in this thread a lot of the time.

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Gooks are disgusting subhumans.

>microwaved pie
too impatient for the oven?

His oven's fucked

agreed user, how do we stop white men from breeding with them though?

OP's favorite video:

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Any you cunts from tas? What suburb?

Help them to regain their masculinity so they can attract a white mate.

...

L-lewd

fuck them once, get turned off forever

Have you fucked one before

Joo make the your a fuckung White male guy look like a successful and productive member of society
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Just once. Fucked a S. Korean, and have been turned off asian girls since.

>I hope that fat bushpig cunt dies in a traffic wreck

Mate, she's going to be scheduled in a year, tops. She'll put the car in neutral and roll her toddler into the drink in a case of post-natal depression or something.

She's quite clearly unhinged and god only knows who is encouraging her, or why.

Please describe your experience in detail for us

> tfw once fucked a vietnamese girl who told everyone she was Korean but wished she was Japanese
> tfw she said she only wished to have sex with Japanese men.
> tfw still fucked her anyway.
I was really hurt she never called me back

>Joo make the your a fuckung White male guy look like a successful and productive member of society

Star fish?

Yes details

Buy gumnut pies you feral cunts.

I can see this happening.

In a healthier society, someone would have intervened when their daughter/sister/wife started turning up at highschools and getting into fights with teenage boys, but I think we're in an age now where we revel in people jumping the shark for public amusement.

She's honestly a very sad and mentally troubled person that should get some help.

Wat dis

Yes no fucking shit. Ever been to Melbourne?

Not much to describe, most memorable part was that her breath smelled like whatever korean shit she was eating before hand. Not overpowering, but still unpleasant.

Yeah a bit. Couldn't finish. Just got her to jack me off in the end

see above

Do yourselves a favour, stick to white girls, lads

Moar?

They look weird and are anti-sexual. I don't get why anyone goes near them, but people do anyway. I figure its like gin jockeys back in the day, drought makes people thirsty.

I have a korean girl friend. yeah they seem to starfish a bit and you need to be in a sort of 'rapey-horny' mood to get the job done with them.

Additionally, trying to Chinese and vietnamese women out as well... the chinese was the worst. vietnamese was so-so i.e. willing to try new things like let me a segment of a terrys chocolate orange out her ass.

Not him but OK.
> be taking "korean" girl on date
> during the movie she tells me she's actually Vietnamese, and I should stop calling her Charlie.
> movie goes fine, she turns down my hand though
> taking her home, on the way she asks awkwardly "can I suck your dick?"
> wtf
>"never seen one before, and I want to know what cum tastes like"
> fucking yeah alright.
> pull over, unzip
> she starts sucking and oh god its good for a newby.
> remember I've already wacked off twice that day
> tell her I need to stretch my legs in order to cum
> drive down to a field, we hope out and start getting handy with each other in the pitch black field, she's saying the dirtiest fucking shit I've ever heard.
> say "fuck it"
>i Pushed her on her back and slid my cock between her thighs, said "you want this?", says yes
> go full force straight in, and she's all yelping, fucking either loving it or she's a screamer.
> "yes yes yes ooooooooh cum user"
> pull out and bust the nut.
> weirdest shit happens, she starts licking it up off her fingers
> we sit and talk in this field, and she tells me she's a bit of a porn addict, and her dream man is a tall thin Japanese man.
> then she says she wants to try piss fetishism next time
> "uhhhh maybe"
> we put our clothes back on, I drop her off, she says she'll call me and that she enjoyed tonight.
> hear nothing from her for a week, I call her up and she says she's changed her mind and she can't go out again.
> last I ever hear from her.

>a segment of a terrys chocolate orange out her ass

who /oxygen-thief/ here?

I just spend the last 4 hours googling every name I can remember from high school.

they all managed to eke out better lives than me. even the brain damaged meth head and the turbo slut who had 5 kids with 7 men.

meanwhile I am 30, working at a target because not good enough for better job and still live with mother.

I am the biggest loser I know. I think I might be the biggest loser in my graduating year in all of the state. just fucking end it already.

At least you have a job.

it's alright
at least you're not on the dole and pay your way through life

>a segment of a terrys chocolate orange out her ass

Gooks are fucking weird. Some Chinese are anime tier though but ultimately they open their mouth and chinese noises come out. Total fucking nightmare.
Just stay the fuck away from the asians boys. Get yourself a dumb bitch who doesn't go clubbing, dyed hair is fine they'll change it. If they're into nerdy shit you can gauge their IQ by seeing if they're pro.
Flips are the worst.
Thais can come in the k selected variant but still gook.
Cambodians are dog shit tier, like Congo pygmy tier, you can even explain the abos but you can't explain the Cambodians.
If a Jap will mix then she's not the Jap you're after.
I don't think vietnamese is a real ethnicity, honestly just don't even know. If there's any tourist that behaves badly it's the vietnamese.
Laos is like a throwback to India breed, still indochina though so rekt.
With Koreans if you don't know, you don't know.

>fast food chains and other entry level positions wont even give me the time of day for an interview

what the fuck am I meant to do?

You are not the biggest loser, you work. You're one of the good guys.

import shit from china retail it to spastics and then gtfo to the United Kangdom

I pour my heart out and tell you guys a story I've never told anyone and there's no (you)s

IT didn't happen you virgin

Can you make that a bit more coherent? I'm honestly willing to try anything at this point.

We all love you user
Have a hug

It literally did, and it was the last time I had a root over a year ago.

Did you pick the field, or did she?