>The 7 "brilliant" arguments Theresa May made against Brexit newstatesman.com/politics/ staggers/2016/10/7-brilliant-arguments-theresa-may-once-made-against-brexit
>no voting edition Fuck you all, I'm reposting this again here too. I'm Scottish, I vote for whoever has the best chance to get rid of my local SNP presence. I'd vote for a warm flat Irn-Bru and a soggy cold poke of chips if it meant I could get rid of them (and their green lapdogs).
People should vote for what is important to them, either locally, nationally or globally, if you don't just support a party then find something you do support and work to change that one thing. My first issue is to the Union, which means getting rid of SNP, the tories are the only ones able to deliver that in Scotland. After that I can worry about immigration or brexit or whatever, luckily the tories are still better for those two issues and more when compared to labour
Logan Turner
Hesitate.
Luis Fisher
>Lib dems proposing tax rises It's like they want to lose seats
Leo Allen
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Sebastian Green
I asked a question in the last thread that got deleted.
In 7 days I have interacted with 10 people in person.
Only one was British (Note I am not saying White)
What the fuck has happened to this country?
Has every low paying job been snapped up by an immigrant?
Carter Sanchez
>that hat
Socialists really are just LARPers aren't they.
Lucas Anderson
>But user, how can you vote for UkIP if there are no candidates standing to vote for?
Zachary Fisher
>voting >actual choice
Anthony Carter
Anyone got a job right out of uni yet? There are none
David Thompson
>So what you gonna fill my mouth up with spunk and then I'm gonna show you and then swallow it? >Yeah FACKIN RIGHT you are >Yeah? Do you like that? >Yeah, FACKIN love it. Fill your mouth up with my cum. See it in your mouth and then- >-And then I'll swallow it but I'll keep sucking it 'till it's empty then I'm gonna go *shows tongue* >FACKIN right you are >I hope you've saved all your spunk? >Yeah I have FACKIN 'ELL >Got about THREE DAYS WURF >Well, a couple. OARGH FACK >[unintelligible] ...the whole FACKIN lot? >FACKIN >I hope you really enjoy that >OH FACK YEAH >Yeah >OAARGH go on >Loads in there. Cream, I love it >OAH YEAH. OAH YEAH go on. OARGH you ready for my cum? AARGH FACK go on. UARGH, OAH FACK... [continues] >*shows tongue* >Oh yeah white cum >Mmm swallowed the lot >FACKIN did didn't ya? >Hhmm. Lick that bit off there >Dirty cunt you. Lovely >Mmm, beautiful. Did you enjoy that? >FACKIN right I did!
Hudson Diaz
It was his turn
Kevin Rivera
>Voting >Actual choice yea... you should and you have them.
John Perry
>Costing plans and not just saying muh last labour government
Julian Roberts
FUCK OFF
Jeremiah Mitchell
>he thinks major political parties are functionally distinguishable
Gabriel Smith
FUCK OFF
Brayden Evans
>7 people in 10 days What the fuck kind of neet basement dwelling shut in are you? I haven't seen a non-white in weeks Wait a second, you don't live in a city do you?
Wyatt Scott
I do because they are.
Nicholas Williams
we are all going to die, make good use the time you still have remaining
Thomas Richardson
>this guy comes up to you on the train and shoves his Bradshaws guide in your gf's face
what do?
Kayden Morris
What is this?
John Taylor
>tfw brit/pol/ has it's own personal mod/jani
Nolan Morris
>being this naive
Liam Nelson
>(Note I am not saying White) where they mostly eastern euro My areas gonna be romanina in a generation
James Butler
Curries, pizzas and kebabs are generally delivered by immigrants.
Christian Reed
FUCK OFF
Nathaniel Cox
Once there were basically 80 /brit/ threads on Sup Forums at once
Ryder Jenkins
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Kayden Howard
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Henry Richardson
IT Consultant with remote access to client sites / skype. No need to go in an office and I have become Gollum as a result.
The British guy was a second generation Indian guy. Had the most Cornish accent that if you closed your eyes you would think it was Richard Herring talking.
Dominic Flores
>thinking I'm wrong Grow up user, get a family, actually pay attention to manifestos and use online sources to see what politicians are up to and how they are voting. Stop being an anarchist, you don't impress anyone older than 24 you colossal faggot.
Christ I can't believe I used to share your view point that voting was pointless, how embarrassing.
Anthony Howard
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Brandon Cook
>he thinks manifestos are anything more than vote grabbing propaganda
you use watchmen as an avatar you obviously know what you're talking about when it comes to politics, thanks for the redpill!
Anthony Lewis
>He's never actually read a manifesto then looked at bills that the winning party has tried to put through parliament over the course of the next couple of years.
Here's an example for you, you huge baby. SNP put in their manifesto near the back that they will not have another referendum until there is economic changes large enough to warrant it This is what they put in their cut down version, if you had read their full manifesto they also said >(Such as the UK leaving the EU) This should have been a huge red flag to anyone who didn't want independence that actually bothered to read the manifesto. But of course if anyone had bothered to see how their MP's were voting on the subject of independence it wouldn't have been necessary. But the general population of Scotland are like you, colossal faggots who don't support independence yet keep voting SNP
Stop reading comics user, they are bad for your education.
Jacob Johnson
*grabs him by the blazer*
Austin Martinez
who were the other guys pakis or slavs
Lucas Smith
Spunkposting is a kino meme
Jonathan Scott
How did we end up with a Prime Minister even more robotic and scripted than Cameron?
the more powerful they get the more robotic they become
Wyatt Wright
I could break it down for you, simplify it.
Boil politics down and you have two trains of thought. One that thinks high public spending is more important (HPS party), and one who believes low taxes are (LT party).
The HPS requires high taxes to carry out their policy, but this loses them voters who goto the LT party, but the LT party in turn loses voters as they require low public spending. This of course assume that the parties are honest in their promises.
But then the HPS party has a brainwave, what if we just say we will have high public spending AND low taxes, sure, some will see through our nonsense as an impossibility, but some won't. We will retain votes we would otherwise lose.
Now the LT party is at a disadvantage by admitting they can't offer everything, so they also start to lie or they will lose voters.
So now we have two parties far less interested in actual policy and more focused on the accumulation of votes. This isn't so much a flaw with the individual parties, it is the natural evolution of the system in order to reach its ultimate goal of being elected.
This is the current state of UK politics. The blue team may say "muh economy" and the red team may say "muh NHS", but both functionally offer the same impossibility, low taxes and high public spending.
So voting in such a broken system is redundant unless (wait for it Dutch flag fah)... your primary interest is favourite tie colour.
Alexander Jones
She's very awkward and boring but I think that's what people like about her after being sick of Cameron and Blair.
Christian Lewis
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Nathaniel Hall
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Jonathan Roberts
>the EU will be nuclear ash by 2020
John Fisher
Every taxi driver is a Paki now but people still believe the bollox about immigrants taking jobs that no one wants/can do
Kevin Thomas
>he thinks reading a manifesto is somehow an achievement and has to repeatedly state that he has read one.
Grayson Cruz
>I could break it down for you You don't have to, I don't know why you thought I was disagreeing with you. Won't bother reading that.
Ryan Hall
All theories are inherently unproven
Andrew Robinson
>when you have a dream of the girl you took to prom years ago and were too scared to kiss >"I love you, I always loved you, I wished I said that to you earlier"
I don't need these feels today
Jacob Baker
Who /didn't even vote/ here?
Actually, I couldn't have even if I wanted to since my area wasn't included in the local election but if it was I probably wouldn't have anyway.
Post-Farage UKIP are doomed and all the other parties are shit. I might vote independent from now on until a decent party comes along.
Also UKIP's collapse just goes to show it was a personality cult. Farage was the appeal, take him away and now nobody cares.
Isaiah Howard
May stands for
Mechanically Automatic Yapper
Adrian Green
When will Diane Abbott next fuck up again?
Asher Robinson
Is that you saying that or her saying it?
Luis Edwards
>who vote SNP but don't support independence lol no. I won't rest until every last English rat is out of Scotland and our affairs. You try 310 years of us overruling you and dominating your culture and sending your blood to die like cattle in far away fields in which they have no quarrel. fuck off and die son. and I have no patience for the greed of traitors who are willing to serve as a footrest of their colonial masters. such pride. scum. an honest man can't live without freedom. this is why you unionist lot look like manic delusional escaped mental patients. you're kidding yourselves. first bullet for the traitor.
Nathaniel Turner
I didn't take a girl to prom but at secondary school I had multiple chances to go out with attractive girls that I wasted. Makes me wonder what could have been.
Owen Powell
>Won't bother reading that.
You complained about my shit posting, so I offered you an actual explanation of my view point. All you've done is shit post in reply.
Joseph Hill
I didn't, only because there wasn't a vote in my area. You should always vote if you can. It doesn't matter how fucked everything is.
Gabriel Stewart
The Act of Union was made by a Scottish king who inherited the English throne.
Bentley Stewart
>tfw if the EU was committed to closed borders and preserving the cultural and ethnic characters of its various regions while bringing about the mutual prosperity of the European peoples and internationally acting as a united European superpower in opposition to the US I would be all for it
Jeremiah Garcia
think i might rejoin the conservatives
Jeremiah Bailey
Me saying it
I was a fat kid who got fit and slim so I didn't have the balls to tell her or ask her to date
I feel so wasted
Juan Bennett
When she accidently uploads her sex tape with jezza to her twitter
Christian Foster
Aye, a traitor Stuart king who sold his people out in 1606 for his greed and never returned to Scotland in his life.
Ryan Jenkins
>Lords don't block manifesto pledges that are turned into a bill >Backbenchers don't rebel against manifesto pledges because it is ground for deselection
Yet you and your comics somehow think they aren't an accurate description of what the cabinet is preparing to push through.
This is why the likes of UKIP and BNP never achieve significant gains. They put out absolute rubbish manifestos because they assume nobody reads them lmao.
Sebastian Rogers
>in a weeks' time >May flies to France to meet President Macron >takes him into a secure room >says she has info of an impending, massive terrorist attack from our inherently superior intelligence agencies >Macron asks for the info >May says she'll think about it once some progress is made on the trade deal >says cheerio and walks out >two weeks later the attack happens, dozens killed >telephone Macron and ask if he's ready to get real yet
Why don't we have the balls to do this?
Ryan Smith
I do think Peter has come to the conclusion that the Anglican church as it was before the great war was a great source of conservative social cohesion and community, and as such has fallen in love with the institution. But to suggest that religious teachings could be wrong would be to diminish the institution itself. I believe this is the same conclusion Powell came too when he became a staunch Anglican.
Brayden Robinson
has YKTD ascended to a higher level of being? we broke him down so badly, he became a comic book character
Carson Torres
It would be better if she was saying it to you Any fucking cunt can declare his feelings for a girl, it doesn't mean anything When you get the girl to say that to you instead, you win
Michael James
UKIP's 2015 manifesto was good though, it was previous ones that had promises about bus liveries and shit
Jacob Miller
Because our intelligent agencies aren't that competent. If they were, we would've shared information to stop the dozens of terrorist attacks that happened in Europe before the Brexit vote and the couple that took place on British soil too.
Kevin Ortiz
Do you honestly think I reach my political views from comics? I just shit post the Comedian as an alternative to the depressive blackpill hitchens offers.
Christopher Barnes
>yfw the sex tape of Jez giving Dianne the ol' lickaroo leaks the day before the election
Connor Martin
She did kiss me in the dream
Jaxson Davis
I never said that our intelligence agencies had any info, seeing as France gets allahu snackbared every week it's bound to come up and you could just bluff
Connor Russell
It's odd anons. Recently I've started really taking care of my house and self. Gym every morning, garden is immaculate, fences painted, things growing, even got some fish. All of a sudden my politics swung even further right since I did this. I am trying to find a causal link where perhaps there isn't one but I wonder if there is one.
Gabriel Gutierrez
>confirmed for being a clueless SNP voter who doesn't know shit about history I'm so tired of speaking to you trash, but to summarise >We weren't conquered >Our king became theirs not the other way around >Almost 50% of the last 5 prime ministers have been Scottish >We're as British as the North English >If you're a scottish national you are literally wanting the death of one of the greatest countries on earth and you spit in the graves of your grandfathers. Scottish people should be proud of where we sit in the union, we have privilege and more self governing rights than we should enjoy, our achievements to the British Empire and the United Kingdom are many and varied and yet you cunts want to destroy it. You're right, always shoot a traitor before and enemy, you just fail to realise that YOU are the traitor to the country. You would see Scotland burnt to ashes as long as the Union Jack wasn't flying, you would have us turn into a republic and allow Labour or SNP to turn us into a refugee camp, your sturgeon welcomes all refugees with the call "There's plenty of room" You disgust me, you absolutely disgust me there is nothing worse in this country than a National Scot. Literally kill yourself, not a joke, do it, kill yourself and may God have mercy on your soul because the British people, Scottish, Welsh, Northern Irish and England shall not.
Elijah Myers
Because Macron or our intelligence agencies would leak what Theresa May had done and she would be guilty of essentially murder?
Thomas Diaz
> I won't rest until every last English rat is out of Scotland and our affairs.
Keep the SNP in charge and the rising taxes will do that for you kek
Easton Perez
>Because Macron or our intelligence agencies would leak
And? I'd hope Macron would leak it, then Europe would know what's at stake
I'd start talking to Putin too, withdraw NATO support in eastern europe, veto a couple anti-Russia motions in the UNSC, just to fuck with them
>essentially murder
lmao get real boyo, you think trade doesn't have a consequential effect on peoples' lives? How are we going to fund our own defence if the EU crashes our economy? EU retards need to be reminded that might makes right when it comes to statecraft
Jackson Torres
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Chase King
*shills for paki immigration*
Zachary Murphy
Why should we care about them especially after everything they do?
Colton Williams
>tfw live in Birmingham
Matthew Baker
I had a chance and I blew it. And it's stayed in my mind all these years
Maybe I'll just end it lads, I'll never be the man I want to be.
Robert Reed
I had to come to NZ for one ha
Chase Edwards
this
Junker says English is losing clout in Europe
Well that's fine, you won't be reading any more intelligence reports in English, enjoy your snackbaring
Christian Roberts
Actually I know quite a bit about history mate, and I used to be a rabid unionist like you. But then I started being honest with myself and I'm not comfortable with my nation being overpowered and shamed by their southern dunderhead neighbours. You're on your own mate. Enjoy your Jewish Brexit. The unravelling of the union began yesterday - no SNP loss and the aligning of the cowards and traitors on the side of their English nationalist tory overlords who so despise them. I have a 1st class degree, a master's degree, and I'm currently working on a PhD as well as working throughout Europe. You're not dealing with a marginal crowd anymore mate. You're on your way out. The commonwealth you so exalt, despises you. You've nobody. And the sooner we stop subsidising you, the better.
John Anderson
I don't believe secret services share any serious intel, (apart from USA/uk)
Henry Phillips
>she would be guilty of essentially murder? Look at how many countries in the world are actually murdering people, who the fuck would actually do something about it?
Jordan Reed
For impending terrorists attacks I bet we do
Carter Murphy
Hopefully Italian or German can be the next official language. Anything but French, which is just as much a mess as English. Not Spanish or Portuguese either. Neither is too aesthetic.
Jonathan Myers
Where lad?
Joseph Smith
lmao
Tyler Rivera
There are something like 26 official languages. English will remain an official language because of Ireland, Malta, or the fact that fourty percent of non-UK Europe speak English anyway
