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87 y.o refuses to leave run down shit shack to avoid floods
metronews.ca/news/toronto/2017/05/04/jimmy-jones-island-resident-87-years-old.html

>He's 87
>His mother in law is 100

JUST DIE ALREADY!!!!!!

Start em young! Two kids steal truck
metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/05/05/brothers-aged-6-and-8-crash-parents-truck-at-tim-hortons-in-jarvis-ont.html

Leafs: Unemployed and underpaid
metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/05/05/newsalert-canada-s-unemployment-rate-falls-to-6-5-per-cent-lowest-in-years.html

Leafs TERRIFIED for their (((daughter))), a 9 year old transgender. (((Her))) rights and their feelings are more important than (YOUR) free speech. Oh wait, you're Canadian and don't have that.
metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/05/04/parents-of-transgender-youth-join-push-outlaw-discrimination.html
Let's hope Jordan Peterson doesn't run into this family.

Other urls found in this thread:

metronews.ca/news/toronto/2017/05/05/beaches-treehouse-a-hit-on-airbnb.html
metronews.ca/news/winnipeg/2017/05/05/prof-leaves-north-carolina-for-winnipeg-due-to-racism.html
cbc.ca/radio/thecurrent/the-current-for-april-28-2017-1.4088905/meet-the-godfather-of-canada-s-outlaw-biker-club-satan-s-choice-1.4088947
cbc.ca/news/opinion/press-freedom-day-1.4101895
cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/calgary-canada-150-camper-road-trip-1.4085566
cbc.ca/news/politics/canada-weighs-tarrifs-on-america-1.4102052
cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/bill-finlay-pilot-1.4100058
cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/ted-falk-michelle-rempel-emerson-asylum-seekers-1.4101393
cbc.ca/news/topic/Collections/Refugees crossing U.S. border into Manitoba
cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/belize-canadian-detained-1.4098828
cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/mona-parsons-statue-unveiled-1.4102941
cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/webcams-surveillance-video-russian-website-quebec-cape-breton-school-1.4102255
cbc.ca/news/canada/north/red-dress-yellowknife-missing-murdered-1.4102367
cbc.ca/news/canada/north/inuvik-food-bank-charging-1.4098383
cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/calgary-mother-ashes-truck-stolen-plea-1.4102572
cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/lottery-cyber-security-breach-full-house-1.4102134
cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/vancouver-road-work-street-repair-1.4100726
cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/dozens-take-part-in-fentanyl-demonstration-1.4100382
cbc.ca/news/business/bombay-sapphire-gin-recall-1.4097353
cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/revisiting-the-l-a-riots-25-years-later-1.4097501
cbc.ca/news/business/seniors-canadian-census-aging-home-care-1.4097293
metronews.ca/business/2017/05/03/statcan-says-rapidly-aging-population-still-yields-demographic-dividends.html
cbc.ca/news/politics/2016-census-age-gender-1.4095360
metronews.ca/news/toronto/2017/05/06/1992-riot-that-served-as-wake-up-call-for-toronto-police.html
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$70 a night to sleep in a tree house. Affordable housing crisis solved. 32 adult children with parents money LOVED sleeping in a tree house

metronews.ca/news/toronto/2017/05/05/beaches-treehouse-a-hit-on-airbnb.html

Canadian Professor in America, QUITS job to move husband and children back to safety. Canada

metronews.ca/news/winnipeg/2017/05/05/prof-leaves-north-carolina-for-winnipeg-due-to-racism.html

LOL
What a load of shit article.

CRIMINALS ARE COOL!!!
Front Page of CBC.ca
>Meet the GodFather of Satan Choice, the first Canadian biker gang!!
cbc.ca/radio/thecurrent/the-current-for-april-28-2017-1.4088905/meet-the-godfather-of-canada-s-outlaw-biker-club-satan-s-choice-1.4088947

You people are nothing but petty criminals who worship drug dealers and bikers.

Jesus Christ

These sites are so obviously biased and pathetic. (((metronews)))

I take the subway to get to college in Toronto and every day when I exit above ground, there's this chink who hands out metro news papers. I already knew it was a bullshit lefty news source but next time I see him I'll make sure to tell him to stick one up his ass

Loser (((journalist))) of government funded brain washing "media" blames Trump for people being tired of their lies

cbc.ca/news/opinion/press-freedom-day-1.4101895

I wonder who Canadians would blame, if they didn't live next to the USA

Just nuke us

Day of the rake when

Canada, so boring, they make a news story about a literal nobody family, driving across Canada.
Should be a fun 2 weeks, visiting all 8 Canadian towns.

cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/calgary-canada-150-camper-road-trip-1.4085566

Canada threatens USA in "escalating" "trade war". Former diplomat cautions against it.
cbc.ca/news/politics/canada-weighs-tarrifs-on-america-1.4102052

>LEL 3rd comment avatar is Justin Trudeau with fuckmyshit hair

98 Year old flies plane
cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/bill-finlay-pilot-1.4100058

Just
Fucking
Die
Already

God I hate old Canadians.

I'm mid30s, my grandpa is only 85. Do i need to wait another 15-25 years for him to die to inherit something??
For fucks sakes.

Stop being racist. Illegals are fleeing America for Canada. Be PROUD EH??

cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/ted-falk-michelle-rempel-emerson-asylum-seekers-1.4101393

FULL COVERAGE On Poor Refugees fleeing BAD Trump and America, for safe and /comfy Canada.

cbc.ca/news/topic/Collections/Refugees crossing U.S. border into Manitoba

Be Proud eh??

52 year old Roastie Leafette and AMERICAN boyfriend found dead in Belize.
Another CANADIAN man being held in "connection"

cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/belize-canadian-detained-1.4098828

Leafs ALWAYS end up dead in these countries. Probably cause they go to 3rd world places to do shit they'd never do in Canada.

Leafette Marries Dutch Millionaire, foils Nazis, gets a statue in Canada

cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/mona-parsons-statue-unveiled-1.4102941

Canada, ALSO Hacked by Russia!!!

cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/webcams-surveillance-video-russian-website-quebec-cape-breton-school-1.4102255

Think Russia only cares about hacking US Elections? Wrong. They hack Canada too, so there USA

Canada, land of dead women the government constantly ignores

cbc.ca/news/canada/north/red-dress-yellowknife-missing-murdered-1.4102367

Food Bank now CHARGING for food. Venezuela here we come!!!

cbc.ca/news/canada/north/inuvik-food-bank-charging-1.4098383

Leaf junkies, will even steal your dead mom

cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/calgary-mother-ashes-truck-stolen-plea-1.4102572

You can't make this shit up. Just wtf kinda country is this place??

Screencap that one PLEASE

Lottery keeps having "security breech". 3rd time this YEAR

cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/lottery-cyber-security-breach-full-house-1.4102134

4 Week job turns into 8 Months. Sounds right for dumb as fuck Canadians

cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/vancouver-road-work-street-repair-1.4100726

Losers bring "awareness" to their dead loser junkie friends

cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/dozens-take-part-in-fentanyl-demonstration-1.4100382

Junkies gonna junk. I've never done drugs or wanted too. I don't give a fuck if some smack head dies.
>Wahhhh my feelings!!

Booze Recall in Canada

cbc.ca/news/business/bombay-sapphire-gin-recall-1.4097353

348 dipshit loser comments about alcohol, getting drunk and being degenerate.

Alcohol is for losers.

348
>Hur durrr booze gud eh??
comments.

Literally how the average leaf thinks and talks. Leafs are fucking morons.

CBC Canada, Vancouver British Colombia, "remembering" the Los Angeles, California, United States of America riots 25 years ago.

cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/revisiting-the-l-a-riots-25-years-later-1.4097501

Such a pathetic country.................

all of the usual leaf posters are all hung over after spending all week dumping their shares and picking up new holdings.

Why won't these fucking people DIE????

cbc.ca/news/business/seniors-canadian-census-aging-home-care-1.4097293

metronews.ca/business/2017/05/03/statcan-says-rapidly-aging-population-still-yields-demographic-dividends.html

cbc.ca/news/politics/2016-census-age-gender-1.4095360

Everything about your country is a literal made up lie.

metronews.ca/news/toronto/2017/05/06/1992-riot-that-served-as-wake-up-call-for-toronto-police.html

LOOK at the PICTURE

>HMV
>Hightop Sneakers
>Basketball shorts

1922 Toronto..................
>that file name. Unchanged from the website.
Caption in the article says it was taken in 1922 during a riot.

Oh jesus, I got retard eyes.

if you spend too much time on Sup Forums, you become "Chantarded"

God I hate being Canadian. 5 day forecast is RAIN. It looks like October last year. Grey, rainy and cold.