Brit/pol - Redistribute my losses EDITION

>Tory sweep, labour losses, UKIP collapse, lib dem stagnation
twitter.com/britainelects/

>Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636
>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39784164

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Just watched The Lord's Tale, lads.

It's amazing seeing the humility of these men who should be the most arrogant and greedy people on earth. I can't imagine anything further from the elevated middle-class twats in the Commons, than these aristocratic gentlemen.

POST MORE CORBY

First for a grown man not knowing how kissing works

Who is she? Keep seeing images of her

Where's Rimmer?

>What is brown, was given birth to in Paddington, is fat, very fat, has a feint aroma of Jamaican spiced chicken, is frankly quite disgusting, and can't work work out a simple police and wage expenditure budget? Whatever it is, it's too big to fit in one doggy poop bag.
t.Doggo
Also, shame on you if you thought the answer was Diane Abbott.

Thinking of buying some weights.
Any recs?

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>So what you gonna fill my centrifuge up with ARYANS and then I'm gonna show you and then refine em?
>Yeah FACKIN RIGHT you are
>Yeah? Do you like that?
>Yeah, FACKIN love it. Fill that centrifuge up with those ARYANS. Put your mouth around the tap
>-And then I'll swallow it but I'll keep sucking it 'till it's empty then I'm gonna go *shows tongue, its covered in blood*
>FACKIN right you are
>I hope you've saved all your ARYANS?
>Yeah I have FACKIN 'ELL
>Got about THREE DAYS WURF OF THE BLIGHTERS
>Well, a couple. OARGH FACK
>[unintelligible] ...the whole FACKIN lot?
>*BEGINS LOADING ARYANS INTO THE CENTRIFUGE*
>FACKIN [Rest unintelligible due to the centrifuge whirring to life]
>I hope they really enjoy that
>OH FACK YEAH
>Yeah
>OAARGH go on
>Loads in there. BLOOD, I love it
>OAH YEAH. OAH YEAH go on. OARGH you ready for THEIR BLOOD? AARGH FACK go on. UARGH, OAH FACK... [continues]
>*shows tongue*
>Oh yeah ARYAN BLOOD
>Mmm swallowed the lot
>FACKIN did didn't ya?
>Hhmm. Lick that bit off there
>YOU BEADY ANGLO you. Lovely
>Mmm, beautiful. Did you enjoy that?
>FACKIN right I did!

she's a BLACKED pornstar

Continuing from last thread.

>We have a complete fractured national identity, how on earth could you form it into a cohesive movement?

So how do we unfracture it? And don't say "I can't", it was done once already. The first question to ask there is "Why/in what way is it fractured, and what does the whole look like?".

>You're a LARPer and you can't discuss reality with a LARPer.

I am discussing reality with you. It seems that you don't want it fixed for some reason.

An oracle of the future

Guess who is unbanned

Heavy ones I suppose

>it was done once already.

[Citation needed]

Is this the perfect policy platform?

I don't have too many. But what I do have I gladly redistribute.

why? it's shit

>Tory sweep, labour losses, UKIP collapse, lib dem stagnation

So it's true, then. The Greens are really taking over.

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Kaya

It's self evident. For it to be broken, it must have once existed and it wasn't put there when the planet was formed.

elsa jean a typically overrated pornwhore

JC preaching on BBC news now

I don't get your meaning but have a friendly maymay anyway, Portubro.

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Ooof, i'd paint her skirting-boards, if you know what I mean

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Top Tip: Your dog knows more about politics than you do, so watch him and then vote. A massive shit means vote either Conservative or Labour, as they are both massively shit. A small shit means vote Lib Dem. A shit like the one pictured is a vote for SNP.

>he doesn't know about the (((party))) ho uses veganism to gain and maintain voters

ignorance is bliss, my friend

dirty fucking commie

Ones that you can add/remove weight to.

Anybody got any DUP/Ian Paisley memes?

THICC

Don't buy helium weights lad, they just float upwards and get stuck on the ceiling

I was reading through Richard Spencer's Twitter and can't comprehend how little yanks seem to understand about Europe.

He believes that Europe can become a nation based on racial and cultural identity. Why do Americans fantasise that Europeans share the same heritage? They don't take into account the historical differences.

Just because, for example, Italy and Spain share a similar language, share religion and race doesn't mean they could form a cohesive nation together.

THE

ABSOLUTE

THE CONSTITUENCIES, THERESA

FUCKING

NO!

>youtu.be/WOnVirSpRi4

COCKBLOCKED

Today on Wildlife at One we'll be taking a look at the great British Mole.

STATE

He's a fantasist and most likely a SHPY as well

THE MONARCHY, ELIZABETH

HAND IT OVER

It formed naturally over many centuries. Much like P. Hitchens said, Britain was grown not made. And like anything that's grown cutting it down to the stump kills it.

If you know what I mean

Fuckin ell lad are you becoming a new type of trip fag?

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VOTE CHAOS

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Anybody else seen this yet? Watched it last night ans it's pretty good, same sort of vain as Hot Fuzz.

only if youve got black paint m80, if you catch my drift

>what is coppicing

not true lad. need to train your botany skills.

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Stop spoiling my fun

Just checked the last thread, the most common words used were:

1. dont
2. just
3. people
4. think
5. fucking
6. may
7. vote
8. know
9. national
10. right

Anyone here have a cuteboy boyfriend?

Not anymore

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Thanks for checking, lad.

>sniffs last night's diane on the end of his marrow

Don't fucking think, just vote may, know national people, right?

JUST

>Thinking of buying some weights.
>Any recs?
B&Q

This is a moral general

Goo to know...

It wont be the same tree, it will neither look nor feel the same as what was there before. And it's interesting that you use that as an argument because that's exactly what happened:
Cut down a wonderful and ancient creation to the stump and then watch as a fractured and stunted mess grew in its place.

G*rmany is the enemy of the white race. They started WW1, killing millions of whites, just because they were jealous of the British Empire. Rather comically, they lost the war and lost territory to the British Empire as a result of their ineptitude. Also, unbeknownst to many, the G*rman invented communism and spread it to Russia during the war to weaken them. Eventually, this would kill millions of whites. The G*rman, deeply consumed by shame and anger, sought to re-establish himself as a somewhat relevant regional power. To try and achieve this, they elected a socialist, who fought in the aforementioned war and held a great grudge against the Anglo. In his bitterness, the G*rman created lies about G*rman superiority, to try and justify his lust for power and his neighbours’ lands. Thus war was declared, and with all too much predictability, the G*rman lost another war, with many millions of whites being killed. Again, comically, the G*rman had his own lands taken over by Anglos. The G*rman was defeated. For now. Many years passed, and under the divine mercy of the Anglo, the G*rman was allowed to rebuild, and even to thrive. But the seed of guilt had been implanted in the minds of G*rmans, so as to keep them weak. The G*rman, utterly humiliated, now put his hope in the EU instead of his conquered homeland, and in his autism invited the Middle East to Europe. This was done so that G*rmans could finally live beside a people lower than them. And so it was the G*rman's blood lust continued, as these new guests killed many whites. But alas, just as the G*rman began to feel a fell hope, the Anglos had defeated them again with Brexit. Who knows what the future holds, but there is one thing certain - the Anglo will always be here to thwart the G*rman menace.

Is there unironically any hope for Le Pen in the second round?

We're fucked for a proper clean exit from the EU if Macron wins.

Wilders failed and Grillo was never even given a chance in Italy.

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I will evenpost top 20, just for (You), mate.

11. youre
12. cant
13. fuck
14. really
15. english
16. need
17. british
18. party
19. europe
20. scottish

Put your faith in Kek, his magic was strong in America but think how strong he is in the land of the frog itself.

>Britain was grown, not made
Yeah, so? That doesn't mean we can't do something about the state it's in.

>You would need to reform national institutions and eduction, but that is literally fantasy in a western world practically globalised beyond recognition.

Education is easy. That's a matter of government policy. As for national institutions, I disagree with you on their significance. We can't turn back the clock on those, and if we forced it they wouldn't stick. What we can do instead is have something else that serves the same purpose.

>Even the monarchs position is under question, the next coronation will either have a reduced religious element or will be condemned in part for its "excessive" use of religion which will lead to "reforms" in the name of progression, then the monarchy will hold no authority from God which means they will hold no true authority on earth.

The monarchy is not going away. Despite moaning from republicans, people like the royals.

Fuck Off, Karen.

it's a rubbish analogy. coppicing helped us build the navy which ruled the waves.

No "milk"?
No "surge"?

Are you an enemy propagandist?

Absolutley degenerate, the one drop rule has never been more apt

A moral cute boyfriend that dresses as a girl and we keep it all in the bedroom.

You had one? What happened?

NF(forgot they still exists) v antifa demo in Croydon today might go up and take some photos

Ended. I'll find a new one.

>It wont be the same tree, it will neither look nor feel the same as what was there before.

Why does it have to? Yes going forward we won't be able to stay exactly the same. However we can have something functional that retains what's important.

>you're not voting to take away my NHS are you user?

more horticulture than botany really though

GOODNIGHT ALT RIGHT

BONUS: most common 3 word phrases used:

1. the resident nigger
2. you need national
3. better than wanking
4. the tories are
5. if you dont
6. to the british
7. in the world
8. dont want to
9. le pen voters
10. millions of whites

Just ended? Okay.

theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/05/john-mcdonnell-gets-bigger-labour-role-after-local-election-failures

>John McDonnell gets bigger Labour role after local election failures

It's like they're absolutely intent on failure.

start improving yourself

>That doesn't mean we can't do something about the state it's in.

We can't. Imagine trying to reinstate the hereditary peer in the HoL for a political example. For a social one there's also the millions of non-natives we now have in this country, which can't just be wished away so we can't do anything to build a patriotic view of history as they would be angry learning about the defeat of their own ancestors.

>The monarchy is not going away.
Yes it is. In fact it already has. People, even monarchists, are asking just what the monarchy is even for, as well as royal mandate and veto. Where was that during the destruction of the HoL or the instigation of mass immigration?

It's dead already user.

>What we can do instead is have something else that serves the same purpose.
What? Football? Mrs. Brown's Boys? EHN AITCH ESS?

This woman is the UK PM and yet she has never offered a milky nipple to a newborn child.

Few weeks ago. One of those things that happens, isn't it?

since we dont share the same monarchy anymore, you guys getting rid of yours doesnt get rid of ours or canadas etc. but i'd still fly over there roight quick and help in anyway i could

Has The Sun nominated its globalist neo-lib-con choice yet?

Can't make steel nuclear powered battleships out of trees. Also with the improvement of sub-surface missiles a navy is actually a pointless exercise in the modern world.

May is barren and can only produce milk dust

I would let her do a wee on me though

pss pss pss (these are the pissing noises)