Miley Cyrus realises the hedonistic lifestyle isn't all that

After years of promoting to millions of young impressionable girls that being a degenerate, partying, drug using, sex obsessed slut is a good way to live, Miley has finally realised that it is perhaps not the best way for women to live a fulfilled happy life and has switched up her image. Just a shame she did so much damage to so many women before realising it.

She's probably pregnant.

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>post yfw we all destroy reality

It's just marketing. They are just trying out another marketing strategy.

>three weeks

Wow three weeks. So brave.

I've heard quitting weed I swear won of the hardest things to do due to the addictive properties of THC.

>three weeks
that's not even a full cycle

Average woman soon to hit the wall.

I bet she wants to smoke so bad

>three weeks

MY GOD, this must be a new record. No one has ever been sober for this long ever.

Is she the new Jesus or what?

WOW 3 WHOLE WEEKS, AMAZING.
Not that pot is addictive I just find that we're celebrating such a small goal, when I quit cigarettes I didn't start celebrating till I was 3 months sober

I hope she kills herself because nobody wants her now

It would be good exposure for the cause

She'll be back

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Pothead here.

She probably still has THC in her system.

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Or maybe she realised that with Trump victory tides are changing and young girls would want a better role model than a fucking whore.

is her polluted uterus even capable of creating a human life-form at this point?

No, she is simply "settling down". Meaning she will sucker some beta

she has low bf% and im sure a good diet. after 3 weeks the thc should be gone

>miley cyrus takes tolerance break and reports it to the media

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I guess (((they))) finally realize which side has money that they're willing to spend.

She's still covered in shitty tats. That will always remind her, and everyone else, that she's trash.

>those fucking hairs

She's just switching again for more publicity. Katy perry trying to tale her spot.

Katy Perry is in her early 30s trying to act like a teen, she has wrinkles and probably cellulite its just pathetic to watch

She was originally a christian musician until (((they))) got to her.

Oh man, three whole weeks.

I haven't smoked weed in 27 years.

the cuck gets it, this attempt is really fuckign week

shes shown her pussy 420980982480932 times, no way she can ever live a clean life given all the cock shes slung

>Miley Cyrus realises she's growing too old for the cock carousel
ftfy

she may not technically NEED a provider, but for evolutionary reasons she still WANTS one.

MFW Miley comes out as a muslim convert.