Niggers and inbred whites btfo

Niggers and inbred whites btfo


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>best abs, pecs and glutes in the world
do Amerifats think David is an unachievable body type?

Because that was considered beautiful to the Ancients.

Isnt that a normal looking flacid dick in cold? Isn't Greece cold? I dont get it.

Donatello's David is a pretty cute twink tbqh fambulance

is this actually the ideal body? damn, its like looking in a mirror, the stupid hair aside

>tfw blessed with the best abs, pecs and glutes in the world while also being cursed with a 7.5 inch white penis

why even live

Big dicks would draw attention away from the art

My genetics won't let me get a six-pack. Stop shaming people

Yeah, makes sense. Aside from the apparent cultural reasons I think a big floppy dick on David would be less a e s t h e t i c

michelangelo was a homo. Like he really was gay.

Those are normal sized flaccid penises. These degenerates just watch too much porn.

There is almost no relation between flaccid size and erect size

Large dicks were considered animalistc. It represented uncontrolled passions. Large balls however were considered manly.

I'll just bet you are imagining those black cocks, Mason.

They're also usually depicted during or before a battle, when you cock and balls would be pretty tight anyway

only whores and niggers care about big dicks desu

>imagine black statues

The stress here being that you have to imagine them :^)

>muh genetics

Imagine if blacks had the intelligence to make statues*

>people just walk around with a hardon all the time.

Did you know that obsessing over dicks is gay?

This.

The article makes a great point that the whole big dick = small brain argument was a commonly held notion and contributed to the Blacked MEME.

It was started to justify that blacks are stupid, not that "White bois can't even compete".

Porn fucking ruined everything by dragging everything into the gutter.

It's because when you exert yourself your dick literally turtles inward and these statutes were aesthetically made to highlight athleticism

dicklets detected.

this. the statues weren't supposed to be degenerate sexual statues.

Wasn't there also belief that the size of the testicles were the most important aspect and the penile shaft itself was merely a vessel to transport?

>muh tiny dick is normal!!!

jajaja top pepe

Fab pubes, I bet Slaanesh is jelly about them.

I was always ashamed of having a huge dong growing up because of these statues.

The author is an idiot, they have small dicks because they're gods or half gods, and lust and everything related belong to the realm of mortals.
If you find statues that do not represent gods, half gods or the concept of perfection then you will find them with either a normal sized penis or a large sized penis.

I do love me some penis politics.

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David was bisexual so probably not

I ain't clicking that shit.
>How come they don't all have 10 inch penises, lol?
Good shit. Quality article.

They have small dicks because it isn't about the penis you faggots.
Most of the statues are exaggerations for the prime figure, why would they distract from that figure dicks? They spent months to years on that statue, they aren't kids drawing on a desk.

>have big cock
>fuck women all day
>don't accomplish anything

>have small cock
>focus on other stuff
>become famous and have statues of you

its simple really

Because that's what the average flaccid dick looks like, maybe the average dick is a little bigger. If you ever showered with guys and weren't jacking it to porn you'd know this.

muh 20" is average

Checked. 4 posters with 4 inch penises.

What about Zeus knocking up mortals?

>from that figure dicks?
*with dicks

>4 inches flacid
>hur look at this small dik lmao

A flacid dick is much bigger than that. It look like mine when i was 9.

They just didn't want to put a regular sized dick because that's not what the statue is about

>Because that's what the average flaccid dick looks like, maybe the average dick is a little bigger. If you ever showered with guys and weren't jacking it to porn you'd know this.

This. Showers are far less common than growers.

pathetic. everything they can to destroy western culture

This.

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Large penises were considered evil and "satirisque".
Small penises and big balls were a good thing to ancient standars.

It´s art, do you think that nations which used to genocide and slave whoever came on sight had men with 8cm dicks, perfect noses and no scars?
C´mon, it´s just art.

What is an even better question is how anyone can know for certain which race has bigger dicks. Has everyone gone around and researched dick length by race? Unless we go off these supposed (((studies))) that seem ridiculous because I cant imagine who would go get their dick measured for a study. This is nothing but Jewish propaganda to get niggers to breed with our women. We should push niggers onto Jewish women to give them a taste of their own medicine.

good luck finding a single writing about how zeus gonna smack dat booty

or maybe they put a kid dick on it so the statue can be viewable by anyone without a need of censorship

>cold
It's because he was terrified.

I had a dream my foreskin grew back on one side

U mad whiteboi?

Is 8 inches big?

Among white people. Most showers are niggers.

>But instead of just gazing at the minuscule manhood with a big grin on your face as you mentally compare yourself to the marble micropenis
>micropenis
>this is exactly how my dick looks when flaccid

We got a cock looker boys

I am pretty sure ancient whores would ride the statue if it was erect.

chekt.

for real tho i'm small af flacid but hit 7 and a quarter when hard. don't get it.

a lot of the time zeus pulled a virgin mary on bitches, like they're gods cmon you snap your fingers and shit happens

fuck off, boogie

David's dick is small due to the fear of facing Goliath.

Otherwise, it was because Roman's thought huge dicks were barbaric.

It's supposed to look like that when flaccid

If you've never seen an African made statue before, you must be REALLY sheltered

nice click bait

I know what you mean.

Nice humble brag nigger. Why do you go posting about your cock size on an anonymous image board? You must be a closet faggot am I right?

Hercules

some statues are to gaze at
some statues are to "interact with"

>.uk
What's this have to do with us?

We got a kill yourself, vaginal owner and leave this bread. Also. I like halfies. Best of both worlds. Penises are the best things in the known world

>People with bigger dicks use their brain less and are ugly
Pretty much sums every nigger up

It's was also a form of politeness/fattery. By giving the statue a small dick you wouldn't hut the feelings of the male viewers, who could always think "I'm not that good looking but mine's bigger"

Pan is considered a god (or half-god) and he's always depicted with a big dick desu.

Any writing about the conception of Hercules, or does he just pop out of nowhere?
It's a rhetorical question, don't bother answering.

Yeah but Satyrs weren't really considered noble or admirable.

The small penis was representative of restraint. Even Zeus, who was literally a repeat rapist of everything that moved, was depicted as having more restraint than some African deity.

Seeing all the cultures obsessed with penis size are degenerate maybe making statues that don't highlight the vulgar sex organs is appropriate.

It's freakish.

define "big"
also he's a satyr so it's expected he's not the image of perfection you usually find on ancient statues

Also today.

some of the dicks aren't even that small
just flaccid

True,i was just providing a counter-example to his "god" one.I guess a comparison that could work is: normal flaccid statues=average movies while satyr-like statues with huge hardons=porn movies for the ancients.

Looks pretty average to me.

Holy shot I never knew this
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So Zeus just "Jesus'd" Alcmene, okay.

Because the average flaccid dick is smaller than most people think. And no, mine is in no way small.

>muhammad, the statue

E-statting aside, how long are you guys erect (properly measured [from the top] from base to tip?

>tfw 4.5

Big dicks were seen as brutish and barbaric in that culture. Having a smaller dick was a trait associated with civility and intelligence.

They're exaggerating. I played football in high school and in the shower 70% of guys dicks looked like that flaccid. Obviously some dudes had massive wangs, but they were the minority.

>muh dik, the statue

They also didn't like fat tits either.

People with smaller dicks have higher IQ

Grower master race here

>tfw aesthetic

>5.75
>But need MagnumXL cuz girth
a blessing and curse

I'm an art history student and every professor who teaches Greek art will go on and on about how these statues are "ideals" that are unattainable. Literally retarded

i wonder what the women back in those days thought? They probably secretly loved the girth cock and their insecure men knew they couldn't give it to them, so they tried memeing small dicks as better

3-4 inch flaccid, 7 fully erect I should add

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