DOWN SYNDROME SUPERHERO REVEALED

>First Comic Series Starring Down Syndrome Superhero Debuting with 'Superb' (Exclusive)

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT?

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN.

TAKE ME BACK

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theguardian.com/books/2017/apr/04/marvel-comics-diversity-sales
independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/marvel-comic-book-sales-falling-vp-diversity-women-a7662771.html
bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39487917/marvel-boss-says-some-retailers-are-blaming-sales-fall-on-diverse-characters
youtube.com/watch?v=-aEL7NSzP-g
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>hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/down-syndrome-superhero-debuts-superb-1000528

Sounds fantastic!

is he going to fight abortion doctors?

>His superpower is tard strength

They need to pander to the people who watch capeshit.

Stop consuming their shit, that includes their news. Stop giving them attention as well as money.

>comic book company says they'll make "comics for everyone"
>makes comic with down hero for downs people to look up to

genius marketing desu senpai

Name: Tardersauce
Power: Doesn't need handler
Sad-Back Story: Vacinated

This

whats the problem asshole? i think its awesome.

bullying or making fun of people with disabilities is the mark of a beta

>superhero back story
>fell into a vat of chemicals, giving him superhuman strength and the ability to fly
>it also gave him downs

wow i fucking love this site

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Came here to post this. Basically this is a great idea and I'll probably buy it.

I wish more parents had the good sense to abort Down Syndrome fetuses. They're genetic mistakes that are just a complete drain on society. They aren't heroes. We don't have to celebrate them just because their chromosomes got mangled at conception.

Didn't we already have that years ago?

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read

I was hoping that would be the one about the retarded kid with the cartoon lunchbox.

(checked)

think of all the reaction images this fucker is going to spawn

youtube.com/watch?v=R0XwKjBOQx0

>down syndrome
>has a philtrum
they can't even get that right

Why are you mad this is amazing you fun hating faggot

Kids with down syndrome can read comics. They are a more appropriate audience than bearded 30 yr man-child. Man baby. Its nice that someone thought to include them

are you retarded or what?

Neal is a fucking psycho.

Maybe he has a really cool special power.

is he, dare I say, /our/ guy?
it will be a redpilled man who will be allowed to say anything, even name the jew because he can hide under the cover of mental illnesses, they should have made him a black trannie jew too for extra immunity

I prefer The Don

>First
But we already have Wolverine

Jon Consatine

sieg heil my dude

> his "batmobile" is a firetruck
> his favorite food is anything made with potatoes
> his alter ego is the downs-tard on seventh heaven
> turns blue after holding his breath and gains his magic super-tard strength

Pic related, him and his au gratin....

Is he square-dancing?

Don't they have plenty of female superheroes?

>First
The Retarded Policeman is pretty much a superhero.

Sure did!

Things don't get worse than this.

This is literally rock bottom. I'm sorry Aryan man.

>be retarded
>be superhero
What did they mean by this?

pic related, people who still read comics in this day and age. what, cant afford a tv and game station? fuck off kid. nobody gives a shit about books and paper and comics. what a joke form of entertainment that is

>Tardy Man
>The Spastic Avenger
>Mighty Mongoloid
>Doctor Downs
>The Righteous Retard
>SuperSloth
>Teen Trisomy
>The Handicapper
>Captain Chromosome

Are these new progressive comics selling well? Seems like it since they're making new ones all the time

Check flag, not dissapointed

>The Righteous Retard

No, quite the opposite
theguardian.com/books/2017/apr/04/marvel-comics-diversity-sales
independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/marvel-comic-book-sales-falling-vp-diversity-women-a7662771.html
bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39487917/marvel-boss-says-some-retailers-are-blaming-sales-fall-on-diverse-characters

The official superhero of Sup Forums

Captain Autism. He has the power to absorb the chromosomes of others, allowing him to channel incomprehensible levels of Autistic energy.

Teen trisomy, smart and hilarious.

>mighty mongolid
>captain chromosome

Could we call appropriation on this since it is not written by people with Down Syndrome?

I know social justice is getting super retarded I'm having trouble believing this is real.

tl;dr

Tardwranglers are real heroes

Also since Pepe is now going to Adult Swim I say we take this character as our new mascot character.

I keked.

Retard called Neal makes a raptor noise when he's about to attack someone

Someone tell me what's wrong with this. I see no problem.

Is it shameless virtue signalling? Why, of course. But I don't see the harm in it. Downs syndrome people exist, and they deserve our sympathy. Having them be represented in the media is a kindly thing to do.

Medfag detected

>Someone tell me what's wrong with this.

it's retarded

>hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/down-syndrome-superhero-debuts-superb-1000528

I get the anti social engineering reaction but this is for free comic book day. ITs not an ongoing series. I dont care if some kid reads this (Im not sure how well someone with Downs reads however). This is blown out of proportion.

>eugenics when

window licker man to the rescue

Cerebral Paul C.

This is now an autism greentext thread, I'll start

>be me
>on school choir trip sophomore year of highschool
>4 day trip to Washington DC
>all of us stay in hotel rooms, 4 kids per room
>only 2 tards in entire group
>both end up in friend's room (will call friend tom)
>tom is on his laptop, second day of trip
>only him and one of the tards are in the room at the time
>tard goes into bathroom
>5 minutes later, tom hears noise, takes out headphones
>in the most panicked, utterly terrified voice he has ever heard, he hears tard say "o god, not heew, o no"
con't

Sometime I miss what Sup Forums used to be. Had some great downy threads.

Lost it at spastic avenger thats gold m8

>tom freezes
>wtf did i just hear?
>tard again says "o gawd, no, no not heew!"
>tom has no fucking idea wtf is happenning
>door opens, tard walks out
>shirt is off, pants around his ankles, only wearing tighty-wighties
>tard looks utterly shocked and horrified, face is contorted with fear and he looks pale
>tom says "are you okay? What happenned"
>tard won't make eye contact, just stands there stuttering "i... i..."
>friend #2 walks in, will call him josh
con't

Don't keep me in suspense, man!

Why are all Downs people fat? I've never met a skinny one.

She can count to Super Potato

That whole story

What's his superpower, he has the strength of a chimp? He can lick tall windows in a single swipe? His head can crash down with the force of Thor's hammer? What!?

No, he's going to fight Outlet Man, and his accomplice, Paint Chip Boy.

Bet this ends with doing the dinosaur

I can't blame anyone for wanting to kick out gypsies
youtube.com/watch?v=-aEL7NSzP-g

this scum is infinitely worse than retards

>josh sees tard in underpants
>starts laughing but then sees fear on face
>tom fills him in
>josh goes up to him, "its okay, just tell us what happened won't answer
>suddenly hears running water, looks at bathroom door
>water is coming out of the bathroom
>tard takes one look and books in out the door
>josh grabs tard as he enters hallway
>"what the hell happened in there!?"
>"I, I cuwaged da toiwet" (tard begins balling his eyes out)
con't

>Autistic superhero
Let's make him /ourguy/ make some drawings of him taking the HWNDU flag and using various powers of weaponized autism.

> Superb will be part of Lion Forge's Catalyst Prime line of superhero comics, which launches this week with the first issue of Noble and tomorrow's Catalyst Prime special release for Free Comic Book Day. Written by David F. Walker (Marvel's Nighthawk, Luke Cage) and Sheena C. Howard (author of the Eisner Award-winning Black Comics: Politics of Race and Representation), with art by Ray-Anthony Height, Le Beau L. Underwood and Veronica Gandini, the series will be produced in partnership with the National Down Syndrome Society.

Literally who?!

Well. Nice to see these associations doing this virtue signaling instead of demanding it be catered to them from mainstream publishers.

>>"I, I cuwaged da toiwet" (tard begins balling his eyes out)
Oh shit. Did he break it?

Yes this will play out perfectly to piss off the sjw's and will backfire on the creators of this pc crap.

>meanwhile, tom walks into bathroom
>shit and toilet paper all over floor
>tard had used at least half of the toilet paper on the role to wipe himself
>toilet is litterally overflowing at this point
>tom makes panicked call to chaparone, runs down to front desk to get help
>tard still crying
>takes full matenence crew to stop overflowing, have to shut off water to the entire floor for 20 minutes
>one of the plumbers said he'd never seen anything like it
>tom, josh, and both tards have to get new room because the shit ruined the carpet

I have more storries if you guys want

Idk but i think its because they never exercise. There were tons of downies at my school and all were fat

Fuck yeah NuComics!

What if his power is weaponized Down Syndrome and it spreads like the Rage virus like in 28 Days?

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We had a tard class in my high school. As it so happens I have one class near a doorway of a school.
>So we're in class
>An ambulance shows up and the paramedics take the their gurney and run it to the door,
>So we sit their in class and wondered whats going on.
>Less than 20 minutes pass and the gurney rolls back with one of the tard teachers on it and she seems really beaten up or something
>Find out by the end of the day one of the short fat tards had gotten so mad that he pulled the doorknob from the door and pitched it at the teachers head. She was knocked out cold.
>Never saw that teacher again

nah, it was terrible, never post again

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Whatever, as if I give a shit that some tards now have a hero to look up to.

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Holy fuck how terrifying.
Just imagine downies with actual superpowers?
That is not a world I want to live in.

We've been storytiming this on Sup Forums every day.

>Marvel strikes again

LITTLE NIGGA LOOK LIKE ANGELA MERKEL

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Of course he's white, blue eyed and blonde