What do we do now bros? China is going to quantum our shit up

What do we do now bros? China is going to quantum our shit up

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You bend the knee to our superior race.

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call me when it can play Honey Select

At this point I'd rather have the chinese take over instead of the sand people, at least the chinese have a chance of making humanity survive

looks like theres gonna be a.... cyber race!!!! *face melting guitar solo*

>Made in China.

Don't worry OP, it will break in a week

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they also said they had a working emdrive

they're the geopolitical equivalent of the Kid who claimed to see Jurassic Park 3 in 1995

Made in China
Soon we will be able to experience Quantum Crashing Computer

It's probably a window XP toaster dressed up like a "Super Computer"

*Searches "How to stop the Jews"*

Redpill me on quantum computers
What does binary get replaced with?

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How many Chinamen has it eaten?

A quantum computer maintains a sequence of qubits. A single qubit can represent a one, a zero, or any quantum superposition of those two qubit states; a pair of qubits can be in any quantum superposition of 4 states, and three qubits in any superposition of 8 states.

Trinary

Seems legit...

Trudeau has you covered
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Also chinks are a joke and can't do shit

kek

So now computers can also have a million genders?

If an all mighty AI comes from china, it will enslave all humanity in labor camps, produce cheap goods, and sell them to other planets.

Quantum computers have already been built by companies like IBM and D-Wave

This is not the first, it is also a much cruder version of QC that uses photons

Inferior Chinese copy mostly

are you delusional? everything you own is made in chyna, both your pc, the screen and your shitty gayple phone

maybe armageddon would be a good thing.

Does this mean China will instantly harvest the remaining bitcoins?

Soon meatbags

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They don't design it though...

>China invents the quantum computer in 2017, six years after D-Wave began selling quantum computers to the public
Fucking time travelers go back to your own dimension

And like all things made in china, they were invented from the mind of a white man.

Wow limiting it only to a million? I thought Canada was better than this.... SO disappointed in you Canada

>a team of chinese scientists has claimed...

>China
>When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use.
Lenin was right. USA cuck themselves because shekels.

1001001 SOS

But do they make quantum porn, yet?

Couldn't this be the Railroads secret ending, Institute keep their slaves on a leash.

I was replying to people saying
>hurr durr it will brake in a week

This is nothing more than a meme that Americans like to spout. "Its Chinese, its junk, it'll break in a week."

Most Chinese products sold in the US are "of OK quality," they get the job done well enough, they last a pretty good amount of time. If you treat the products well enough, they will last.

Insulting Chinese products and spouting "American products are the best, hurrr." isn't going to bring factories back to the US. The Chinese can make decent quality products at a low price, we just have to deal with that fact.

why not just go all the way and have these computer niggers outfitted with eyes and give them language using the shadows on a cave wall.

fuck it.

Nothing. There is still only 2 possible states.

Damn computers are following suit with the sjw. Time to eradicate.

They still don't exist afaik

You were insinuating that because its made in china, therefore it is a product of chinese invention.

Nice try sneaky kike, kids in sweatshops make shoes does that mean we should praise them for the latest sneakers that come out? No.

>The Chinese can make decent quality products at a low price, we just have to deal with that fact.
fuck off Jew. The Chinese can make cheap shit at the expense of their country, citizens, prosperity, future and environment.
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And also swallow factory workers and children.

Holy fuck, there's a reference I haven't seen in 20 years.

Considering all of our electronics, even the "high quality" stuff is made in China, I would say they have the manufacturing capabilities to make things as premium as necessary, but often don't because it's cheaper and American companies don't request it.

In other words, if something is bad Chinese qualities it's the American companies fault.

I'm sure you have Chinese products lying around the house here and there. That computer or phone your typing this on is probably made in China.

It's not a meme, China earned his reputation for shitty quality products

>Considering all of our electronics, even the "high quality" stuff is made in China,
lol you're fucking delusional.

Israel makes it.

with in between states, yes, no, maybe yes, maybe no and all shades of. quantum computeres are good for only some algoritms. its not the kind of shit you would want to add two numbers.

Meanwhile in America, we want cheap shit like oil at the cost of our country, citizens, prosperity, future, and environment.

>China has genetic engineering
>China has super computers
At least the west is going to be conquered by the Chinese and not muds

>all those manchildren who went on tor
>got their encrypted data logged
>fbi waits until quantum computers
>uses them to decrypt the backlog of traffic

Are we heading for a wave of normies and celebrities being exposed as pedos?

That wasn't my point, Jew. They can make cheap shit at a great personal cost.

oil is great, you dumbfuck

stop taking, this is the second stupidest thing you've said today, and it's only been 2 minutes.

Thinking whatever china is announcing is anything compared to what the USA has built behind closed doors.

> Screen cap this!!!!
China will create C.T.L. Technology enabling a form of time travel into alternative time line. I've seen the future and the future is the past

>trusting numbers from china

Then you put them into anything they burst into flame because the dirty chink put zinc instead of platinum in the circuitry.

This is an outright lie, Chinese products are shit because there is little to no quality control on the ground itself, especially when it comes to metals. Also the way the industries work in china it is nigh impossible to get any kind of consequence against the culprit in case of a faulty product (as they will simply close the door, give the key to a family member who just reopen the place the next day, under a different name) and even then, the maximum fine is something like 200k so good fucking luck ever getting a reimbursement on anything, as defrauding you, the stupid foreign (in the current context) will always be more profitable than following the rules.

Protip: never, EVER buy belts buckles made in China.

24k times 0 is still 0.

okay, you think I like fossil fuels or something.

oil is the poison of Jews and Islam.

i don't think that's how it works.

Wait what?

Wasn't the first "Quantum Computer" made by D-wave corporation a few years back?

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bullshit
Communists never invent anything they just redistribute it from someone else.

Get a load of this goy. You think brutforce/decryption is the only way big brother can deanonimize you is if you use tor?

This is the real danger

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>Believing anything that comes out of China

can you fucking read autismo amerishartlet?
or has your brain become a mass of saturated fat

And guess what, those are the product we had to replace a couples time a year due to their poor quality! Even their plastic become dry as fuck in mere moment!

I truly wish China would just go west-south west with their expansion. We can coexist, we can't with Muds/Muzzies.

Leave Fortress America (Monroe Doctrine / NORAD) alone.

Cuba will be unveiling their qyantum computer soon.

Why is his hand covered in peanut butter?

I can't explain what how they work, however I know that they don't use "trinary" (actually written as ternary), as one poster claimed, and they do exist already, unlike another poster claimed. D-Wave has one, but they are far from having enough qubits to be able to be used to break encryption.
The redpill about quantum computers is that they can be used to break asymmetric encryption (encryption where you have a public and a private key, such as SSL, used for HTTPS) in polynomial time instead of sub-exponential time, using Shor's algorithm. Symmetric encryption, such as AES, used to encrypt zip files and hard disks, is less vulnerable, since the best search algorithm for quantum computers is Grover's algorithm, which effectively halves the key-size, so you can just use twice as long keys and you're safe from quantum computer attacks. Increasing key-size is not a valid solution for making asymmetric encryption secure from quantum computers, since a simple doubling of the key length wouldn't do, so you would end up with keys so huge they are impractical to use. This would mean that the internet is fucked, since anyone could just crack the CA certificates, and then manufacture a bunch of fake signed SSL certs to then do man in the middle attacks on people.

German-made products last a lifetime. If you get lucky with Chinese goods and take good care of them, you'll get a couple of years maybe.

depends what. VW used to be a very reliable brand. Not anymore, japanese cars are way better

You perish in WW3. Convenient timing, hmmm? *^_^*

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I mean household goods, especially kitchen utensils.

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but do they have flying triangles?

Quantum computers can only be used for data encryption. It's not like they have any kind of superior processing power, data is only useful if it can be collapsed back into a 1 or a 0.

TL;DR It's fucking nothing, it just means it's harder for burgers to spy on chinks.

>so you would end up with keys so huge they are impractical to us
quantum storage

bmws are shit though,, overpriced junks of plastic

*installs fallout 4*
FINALLY

What do you have against cadmium, friend? It's a perfectly cromulent element.

But also much easier to decrypt stuff too.

Is that a certain book reference?

no

it does NOT mean the internet is fucked, it means new security protocols will have to be installed for everyone, and it will be a pain in the ass, but nothing is permafucked.

you can do secure messages using only symmetric key encryption, the hard part is bootstrapping in requires secure transport of a point to point symmetric key. and each key is only good for security between you and one endpoint.

for regular tier stuff, you will get your keys from your ISP

your router will have a built in key between your router and your ISP's key server, your ISP will have a link between their key server and Sup Forums's key server, and Sup Forums will have a link between them and their ISP, when you want a regular tier secure-ish connection to Sup Forums your PC will tell your router to fetch a key for Sup Forums, the router will ask the ISP key server, the ISP key server will ask and so on and so forth. the downside is that if your ISP or Sup Forums's isp are sneaky they can mess with the keys.

this is not terribly different from the vulnerability of modern SSL to compromised root CA's, but it does mean that "secure" sites have to generate or request a separate key for each user.

if quantum computers turn out to not be vaporware, I suspect that atomic decay based key generators will become common, one fast cycling neutron detector flips the bit each time it hits and the slow one advances the index position by 1, this will provide a steady supply of truly random keys.

>atomic decay

>modern day chinks in race to construct quantum computer so they can predict future
>Fu Shi already did this at least 6000 years ago...
How many of you I Ching, anons? I do it 2-3 times a week.

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Quantum computer running windows? LoL, I don't think so.

Based China. They are the true fucking hope for humanity.

Never trust anything made in China. They can't even produce proper cars and now they are building the world's first quantum computer? Give me a break

YOUR QUANTUM COMPUTERS ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO MY BUSCO QUADNARY

Wat, how did they solve the information copying problem?

>Taiwan Korea Japan

Hey, you used to claim to be white! We see how it is.

It would require a fuckton of effort to move quantum-secure infrastructure, and currently no-one seems to care about it, while no-one actually knows when, if ever, quantum computers will become powerful enough to break SSL. So the internet is fucked, even if only temporarily. I mean it's not that fucked, facebook didn't use HTTPS until like 2010, but it's not good.
Your suggested solution of using agreed upon keys would be a huge overhead, since you would have to physically transport the keys when you create a website. Also, key exchange is secure as fuck, replacing it with sending keys between the ISP and the website and user would mean that anyone could just listen in and get the key, and it's made even worse by the fact that some of the keys are permanent.
I don't get your point about atomic decay, we already have hardware random number generators that are just as secure as an atomic decay-based key generator would be, plus atomic decay-based hardware RNGs would have limited bandwidth (couple hundred thousand bits/second), and they are fucking radioactive.