Brit/pol/ - Zzzap Edition

>OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=KI1MWL_kLHE

>Tory sweep, labour losses, UKIP collapse, lib dem stagnation
twitter.com/britainelects/

>Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636
>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39784164

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youtube.com/watch?v=_q9gLdqSq20
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clause_IV
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iraq_War
youtube.com/watch?v=4fVQwzv5Qfc
youtube.com/watch?v=30r_1NoKldo
youtube.com/watch?v=XVM-tFAdADg
youtu.be/GkzdGvp6q_Y
youtube.com/watch?v=FsynSgeo_Uo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smethwick_in_the_1964_general_election
youtu.be/ZVYqB0uTKlE
youtube.com/watch?v=vSTeXX8fMIY
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

2nd for Australia shows up and ruins the thread

1st for Jo Cox

First for choo choo.

6th for THINGS

night lads

Witnessed.

nice one lad, already ruined.

19th for Corbyn

Post cosy hymns lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=_q9gLdqSq20

I know
I know I've let you down

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?

Why do Labour shit on Blair? He's one of their greatest ever leaders?

youtu.be/cBN-tARHNts
Best Party Ever

That's what Thomas Mair said to her.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clause_IV

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iraq_War

Hope this helps.

youtube.com/watch?v=4fVQwzv5Qfc
Post comfy old Anglo music.

Labour don't. Left-wingers and Joe Public do.

Hi.
I'm dave from mi6.

care to tell me what you've been up to apart from random doxxing??


mummy doesn't need to know that you've been a bad boy

I would unironically prefer Ed Milliband as PM to any other political party leader around at the moment,

I swear this was one of the most autistic videos I've ever seen.

They really did. I believe that whoever 'Jesus' was visited Britain and I believe that we are the true holy land. Why else would we have controlled a third of the world? Why else would our media be the most important in the world? Why else would the Babel language be English?

We are both the creator and destroyer

t. Tone

Who /closertiesafterbrexit/ here?

nth for our new national anthem

youtube.com/watch?v=30r_1NoKldo

Not as old as others, but still a classic.

youtube.com/watch?v=XVM-tFAdADg

Blair is hated by right wingers for filling the country with pakis and the Iraq war.

He's hated by left wingers for being too moderate.

Yes. This should definitely be our anthem.

Fuck you, Dave. CIA runs this American site, and you know it. Don't forget our deal.

Is this actually at all likely to happen?
Or is it all just larping?

>youtu.be/GkzdGvp6q_Y

There needs to be more British navy pepes.

Yep, it's a great one. I like this version best.
youtube.com/watch?v=FsynSgeo_Uo

>Including the FUCKING LEAFS

You've got to be kidding me.

>Not Rule Brittannia

No lad.

It could possibly happen.

Why do people with certain beliefs also happen to be retarded?

You could land a fucking helicopter on that beret

Lad pls. There's nothing wrong with us Corbynites

>mfw mongs dont even know how our constitution works

who /boredofbeingNEET/ here?

dont worry jez my old matie.
i hear its gunna be a good summer. good allotment weather.

Labour are going to lose out big time in this election. Anyone strongly pro-Brexit is going to vote Tory, and anyone strongly-anti-Brexit won't be drawn to Labour and their tepid pro-Brexit "too chicken to rock the boat" stance.

Not to mention the decades of insistence that "left wing = weak and immature" and "right wing = tough and sensible".

People switch off at election time, and revert to the basic fundamentals driven into them throughout their entire life, sure the Tories might be corrupt, and the NHS might be dying under them along with the police, education, fire crisis, sure the neoliberal experiment failed and we all had to pay to keep it alive, and this Corbyn fella seems a bit different to all the others, but at the end of the day, people want to feel mature, sensible and tough, and that's the image the Tories present.

I mean even 7 years of abject failure, project after project falling apart, cost saving changes that end up increasing costs, broken election promises, U-turns and flipflops, doesn't outweigh the projected image: "Strong and Stable".

It's fucking disgusting. I've spoken to a lot of people who are working class and vote Tory as if it gives them some sort of upper middle class perspective, almost as if voting for them makes them appear wealthier, when in fact they're worse off. Its a sheep mentality largely.

>tfw you will never be part of the Comfy Commonwealth

;_;

You sound like a racist m9

I know it's attractive view to see man as a higher supreme being, and once upon a time we did work towards the betterment of the community, even recently, but now we are fractured beyond belief, even fur suit fetishist have infighting.

You're right absolutely that humanity comes from unified spirit, then you have a rare flash

Hitler

Personally I'm not a fan of his socialism, but his nationalist spirit! Fucking amazing

But even mention Hitler in the media today, say he tried to deport Jews rather than exterminate(Livingstone) you're scum. Present fact, you're scum.

Nothing we can do... make a point... be a piarhaia

Humans are not logical

We are savage in nature

It doesn't matter what makes sense, only what strikes

Listen to this when I play BF1, tbqhwy.

Aren't you going to start a North American Union?

Should people in safe seats vote Labour so the General Secretary can keep his job?

When will the t-shirt meme finally end? Fucking ugliest piece of clothing ever.

If you hadn't allowed yourself to be (((controlled))) and then destroyed your demographics within 3 generations you would be more than welcome. Maybe when your shithole states gain (((independence))) we can look at it again.

Don't be such a faggot. We made our bed.

Not /here/

>Get up at 5.30AM every day
>Get home around 9PM every day
>Too tired to do anything
>Too tired to even think
>See the family for a few minutes, eat dinner, play with the dogs for as long as I can keep awake, go to bed
>Barely sleep from stress and all the coffee I had to keep me awake from the previous night's awful sleep
>Repeat

The only free time I get is on the weekends.

My Grandad served in a British Airborne Division after WW2. That's a red beret to actually be proud of.

I'm not sure but I can happily say I've never (well, since I've bought for myself) owned a tshirt with a design on it. I do have some plain ones for when the occasion is right but generally it's polo shirts, shirts or boob tubes.

>smoke a spliff
>kick back and listen to symphony no.3 by Gorecki.
>weed kicks in and i piss myself

anyone have this happen to themselves??

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Make the Commonwealth Great Again

I have never seen a more doomed society.

>boob tubes.
lol fgt

THE SUN NEVER SETS

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Lads, I think your government leaked Macron's emails


Putin wants Le Pen to win and the EU to break up.

If he was the leaker he wouldn't have waited until the last day he would have wanted to let the information get out to influence the election.

Whoever did this didn't want Le Pen to win, but did want to weaken Macron.

Who doesn't want Le Pen to win, but does want to cause turmoil at home for Macron and incite further support for anti-establishment-anti-EU sentiment in France?

The UK of course.

Macron will be distracted by investigations and inquiries while May is negotiating Brexit with a strong majority in the HoC.

Wow. We actually used to sing a version of this in choir in primary school.

Is there a bigger career JUST than Tony?

Just watched the new Extra History (yes I know they're cucks whatever fuck you) on the US revolution and... FUCK WHY DID WE MISMANAGE THINGS SO BADLY?!?! Just imagine the greatness Britain could have achieved if we simply reconciled with them.

Why wouldn't the Tories want Le Pen to win if their goal is to destabilise the EU?

If I'm not mistaken, the "leaker" was actually Latvian.

Because they didnt PAY DENBTS

They would have sperged out over one thing or another. They were also mad that we didn't want them expanding into native territories.

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Watchmen film vs Comic

What do you make of the Manhatten interview?

I'm not fully certain why they wouldn't release them in time to influence the election. But I think that alone rules out Putin since Le Pen wants to form an alliance with him, he would obviously try to make her win whatever way he can.

They probably knew she wouldn't win anyway. This is a way to make it look like the Russians did.

>ministry of repatriation

that sounds so fucking based.

Hahaha, where is this from?

The American colonials were turncoats, traitors and religious lunatics. Better off without them tbqh lad.

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Sounding pritty homopfobic right there gaylord focker

nope i just think my soul is shrinking from no hugs

americans say twat as twot and it's so dumb

We're fractured because of narcissism and selfishness. Across the board, people now fight viciously for their own short-term self-interest, rather than working together to build a greater long-term future. I agree, it doesn't make sense. It's not very logical. But emotions (and morals/degeneracy) rarely are.

If you abandon morality, then you abandon hope. You'll never help to build a better future. You also abandon any reason for doing anything (even living). Your life would be nothing. Just a random series of base animal instincts, and then death. And that's fine, but you're effectively deciding to turn around and crawl back into Plato's cave.

And just like it's impossible to explain the outside world to the people in the cave, there's no way that I can argue the truth of morality to someone who doesn't already believe in it. It's not possible.

I have to go to bed so I can't reply, but I will read what you post in the morning.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smethwick_in_the_1964_general_election

It wasn't actually a real Tory poster, but someone stuck them up during the by-election.

And Canadians and Australians aren't? Within a few years any and all links between Britain and the rest of the former empire will dissipate.

If there is no consensus on morality, it is doomed.

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Not really. Not sure about Canada but the penal colony meme you hear about Australia so much is a bit of a myth, pretty much everyone who came here came as a free man after the first couple of decades. No religious nutters either, the colonies were protestant through and through.

Kill yourself.

I was talking about the turncoat and traitors part. Given time everyone will leave Britain.

Seeing labour heartlands turn blue is a warming sight pal. I hope we see the poll tax and a huge shakeup awith managerial cuts to the Nhs, child tax credits and the rest of the union having its free uni education taken away. The savings would be ace. T.coalminingvillager

1. Le Pen is pro-Russia and would destabilise NATO

2. Even if she won she wouldn't have the power to withdraw France from the EU, instead she'd probably just veto everything and disrupt EU business - which would screw up our exit negotiations

3. She's a protectionist which would complicate any UK-EU trade deal

Hypothetically if we did leak them it would only make sense if we had further unreleased info showing illegal activity. This leak would be a warning to Macron(French intelligence will be able to track them back to us - but won't accuse a close ally publicly) that we can end him if he's too tough in our exit negotiation, and would also serve as a warning to all EU leaders that we're prepared to play dirty.

>Something like Yes Minister will never air again

youtu.be/ZVYqB0uTKlE

>Thinking the republicucks will win a referendum

They already tried 17 years ago mate. I wouldn't worry about it.

Could you explain it, please?

Being a whiney fag even if "redpilled" doesnt endear yourself to ppl youth.

Rightly So being a suicidal faggot again.

I think it's unlikely you'd fall in love with someone without knowing their broad views on politics. Lefties can't help bringing up muh Trump, even british ones, which is pathetic. Reading so many liberal blogs that they think they're americans

/r/australia tells me most people are Republican now and were Republican back then and the only reason the referendum failed was because of some confusion with the constitution proposed.
I fear they're correct.

>voting

We are confined to a lonely life.

"I vote for the Conservatives" is becoming just as bad as someone who "wants to vote for Labour, but not Corbyn"

Did janny delete it out of shame or did you delete it out of shame?

Labour's next leader got married today, such sweethearts

What was it?

youtube.com/watch?v=vSTeXX8fMIY

Those children are hideous.