>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>Dat 22:00:53 Right on the money. Welcome to Real Robert Hours, anons.
Dylan Parker
Real Robert Hours are upon us.
Justin Phillips
Guy who's had brain surgery and now has really bad speech impediment also has his mom stealing his money.
Camden Hill
>male Asian grabbed her ass I mean, that's sexual assault I guess but come on. Get over yourself, lady.
Jason Wood
Check keys already? >male asian grabbed her butt
Ayden Fisher
Poor motherfucker can't catch a break.
Xavier Price
he probably gets disability/ public assistance, they never use their Gibs Moneis for what they should.
Wyatt Torres
if I was a chick and some Chinese man grabbed my ass I'd be throwing a fit too.
Nathaniel Robinson
Male black selling drugs
Go figure
Nathan Gray
If it was an attractive white male single doctor instead of a geeky asian guy I doubt she would have called the police. Such is life.
Julian Carter
MALEBLACK strikes again
Kevin Williams
>Getting groped by the yellow menace >Not just laughing at him until he must commit Sudoku
Luke Edwards
>male fell into the gate >is bleeding from the eye
Tyler Phillips
might as well just say male black outdoors
Tyler Ward
ewww
Carter Garcia
>attempting to flee
Ryan Gutierrez
Dispatch is a bit sassy tonight lol
Easton Sullivan
Any local Roberts online, Whats the weather in chicongo like tonite
Tyler Howard
Years ago I saw a middle aged Indian grab some fresh-off-the-boat polack's ass. She punched him in the throat and then beat the shit out of him with a padlock on an eight inch length of chain. Like, really went into him even after her was down, blood on the ceiling, this guy needs medical attention. Nobody got involved until she got off at the next stop.
Then a black woman who was 300 pounds if she was an ounce went through the guy's pockets.
Samuel Collins
46 deg F and clear
Matthew Young
>Then a black woman who was 300 pounds if she was an ounce went through the guy's pockets. ahahahahaha, blacks are natural theives if they see an opportunity
Dylan White
Is it me or is it unseasonable chilly, thus the low shot totals lately?
Tyler Bailey
>male got punched >on the ground bleeding >hawaiian shirt
Lincoln Hernandez
>Male white with glasses
Is that you user?
Grayson Hernandez
THE LEFT-HANDED CHOLO RETURNS
Jason Reed
I think so, you look at the stats for last year and you can see the clear rise through the summer months in the number of shootings
Jeremiah Butler
It's a little cold here too. Must be climate change.
Landon Jones
Ehh, I dunno, you also have to factor in the general strangeness and lawlessness of the L. I mean, we're talking about somewhere bums sleep, women in fur coats pretend to win at 3 card monte, and schizophrenic preachers take a liquid shit on the floor without breaking cadence in their sermon. I saw a guy loading mags for a sold half hour once, nobody said shit.
Jeremiah Edwards
>drag racing
speedracers are out again
Wyatt Watson
>male asian touched her butt
Again?
Camden Rogers
Touch the butt
Isaac James
Is there a serial butt toucher on the loose?
Cooper Harris
Lmfao oh my god that's amazing. I wouldn't have been able to control myself I would have laughed uncontrollably infront of god and everyone.
Eli Edwards
someone get OP hes running around touching butts again
Landon Smith
>Hello, dear. Want to show you kiss and shit in field.
I hate filthy street-shitters. Thank you for this awesome story. And of course the nigger woman went through his pockets.
Leo Lewis
> touched her butt
oh my
Cameron Perry
Serial ass toucher, must be an asian thing, like sniffing panties
Alexander Mitchell
>unseasonable chilly >46 F
Thats shorts weather. We've already broken 1000 shootings. The summer will be as it always is.
Jose Murphy
Fucking niggers, man.
Nathaniel Brown
Can't be OP, Male Asian is grabbing woman butts.
Gavin Cox
any word on the Porsche SUV bandit? also, and photoshop bros think they can do something with this or think they can find a better picture?
Tyler Wright
these are the best threads. I leave this radio up when i go to sleep sometimes. Its crazy how much shit happens from the time you sleep and the time you wake up.
Brandon Campbell
digits confirm OP is a faggot
Jordan Gray
Yes, sir. I also learn a lot on these breads, and as a non-artistic type I am amazed by the shoops. Some great stuff
Alexander Perry
Nah he's still running around Chiraq with that lion no one ever found. Kek
Christian White
no further word on the perp
Blake Cox
>that lion no one found
The fuck?
Jack Phillips
>G-gotta coon fast!
Liam Ortiz
Evening Roberts. Anything good tonight?
Dylan Johnson
I want a big titty cleavage gf, I never get anything but chestlets
Anthony Lewis
>that picture >SHEEEEEEIT
Ryan Reyes
Asian butt toucher and maleblack shananigans
Eli Wright
A lion was running around a couple weeks ago and was never recovered. There were sightings but no one ever found the bastard. The news kinda buried it.
Lucas Green
High ranking member of the D Row Latin Kings got kidnapped by a rival gang.
Leo Flores
Wonder how many dindus he's eaten since then.
Jacob Hill
Why does it matter though, as long as she has a pretty face and is shorter than you there is not a problem
Andrew Scott
ROBERT!!!!
Isaac Collins
not enough?
Gabriel Nelson
>Intensely a DFT cultist >Keep getting asked out by/or dating hucows I know the exact opposite feel of your feel. Let's just get married. We can meet up and wife swap one day. It might be the only time in history that that happens, and the husbands are the ones winning.
Lucas James
Keep trying.
Michael Cooper
A strickt diet of dindus will give even the strongest of the jungle gastric distress and the splatters
Hudson Hill
dindus prob BBQ'd that lion
Dylan Bennett
If they eat it they gain his MUFASA power. become pure blood urban Mandingos. Just like raping babies or the elderly cures aids.
Kevin Hernandez
think it was the one BBQing inside his apartment earlier this week?
Matthew Reyes
Is there a Nubian Pride group or some shit in Chicago?
Levi Ramirez
my last gf was an A-cup bra-stuffer
I just want to hold some huge meaty titties, I want to make her wear low-cut shirts and stare at her cleavage all day
John Thompson
>body removal
Gabriel Hill
>>Intensely a DFT cultist That's such a strange fetish. Women without tits just aren't attractive to me.
Brody Ward
Fucking what? Source that shit if you can Robert.
Hunter Barnes
only 2 dead niggers so far this week? what the fuck going on??
Isaac Stewart
>male black with a screwdriver >blood on his hands
Angel Reed
Male Black with a screwdriver and... blood on his hands.
Juan Barnes
heh...could have been!
Lucas Long
It's in the archive, I'm sure but I'll look around. am I the only Robert that remembers that night?
Brody Myers
>ANOTHER MALE BLACK SCREWDRIVER SHANKING!! This town is the best.
I do not understand it, but I adore small mammaries.
my last gif had tits so large I couldn't wrap my xl-glove hands around them with the fingers on each touching. I will never turn down a free tit, but they were too large for me.
Charles Lee
20 teenagers throwing rocks at cars
Jeremiah Brooks
it's cold, so they aint hanging on the corner making an easy target.
Ian Reed
Chicago half-nog reporting in
Isaac Scott
Not seeing news but I'm not surprised about that on the lion but it's totally gotta be in the archives here somewhere.
Eli Robinson
evening fellas. a lil over 1 hr of classic country sat night left and ill tune in. has cinco weekend been living up to expectations?
Kevin Turner
I tried a google search. lots of reports of mountain lions/ cougars in the suburbs it seems
Nolan Gomez
we were put on this earth to suffer
Nicholas Bailey
>two male blacks beating a third male black in the street
Joshua Murphy
That's fuckin crazy.
Anthony Diaz
Of course. The grass is always fucking greener, or so they say.
Jaxon Rogers
How fucked do you have to be to get pulled over? Whos got time for that shit.
James Mitchell
>Epic burger alarm is still going off. They gone. Male black don't wait around, Robert.
William Garcia
>that whole list of petty ass bullshit that dispatch is reading off What a horrible backlog of penny ante nonsense. Robert should rapidly drive to all of them, and mace everyone involved to teach them a lesson about wasting city resources on bullshit.
Alexander Carter
Made some OC. I'm breddy bad at photoshop though
Josiah Peterson
>red subaru hit the SOS button >no response
Carter Johnson
five oudda fibe, breddy gud! DDD
Nathaniel Rogers
F
Ethan Williams
>When you're poor and you've never had a car with this feature, you don't even know how it works, so you have to google it Feels shit, m8.
Jacob Diaz
>Sargon Kaiyu wtf
Brody Taylor
I got warrants!
Cameron Campbell
Subaru is kill?
Elijah Baker
53 Robert, good luck.
Logan Flores
Anyone have the webm of the black guy driving his moped down the sidewalk where he accidentally hits a women walking and than takes her belongings as she's unconscious?
